Was Vicekid abducted

[Jayman01]

Humm! what is going on here? It seem slike we are playing musical members these days . We find one lost friend and another goes a stray. I mean are aliens abducting our members for weeks at a time for experimentation and then bringing them back to take another for a while?

We may need to put subdermal tracking divices on all of the members to keep track of them...


Maybe he went to rehab for forum addiction. ????

 

[vicekid]

humm! What is going on here? It seem slike we are playing musical members these days . We find one lost friend and another goes a stray. I mean are aliens abducting our members for weeks at a time for experimentation and then bringing them back to take another for a while?

We may need to put subdermal tracking divices on all of the members to keep track of them...


Maybe he went to rehab for forum addiction. ????

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[tampa24]

Is that a cry for help smuggled out on an alien transmitter?

 

[rifle]

Vicekid, forget the Morse Code. Please tell us all about the anal probing.

 

[Jayman01]

LMAO, Rifle that was great.

Anyway, Vicekid let's hope that is Morse code and not fractal code.

So, what ship are you on that needs saving today?

SOS, STTS, NOW, PLEASE

OK folks, I deciphered the morse code for us; now I think the key is what does STTS stand for?

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[Reubenjames]

LMAO, Rifle that was great.

Anyway, Vicekid let's hope that is Morse code and not fractal code.

So, what ship are you on that needs saving today?

SOS, STTS, NOW, PLEASE

OK folks, I deciphered the morse code for us; now I think the key is what does STTS stand for?

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Jay it says " send three and four pence i am going to a dance"
Reub.

 

[Jayman01]

Jay it says " send three and four pence i am going to a dance"
Reub.

Good to know. Now is that ot the Titanic II or where? Thanks Ruben...

 

[joninliverton]

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SOS
SOS
Now
Please

 

[joninliverton]

Jay it says " send three and four pence i am going to a dance"
Reub.

Hang in there Vicekid we are on our way

 

[Jayman01]

John Great decipher. I missed a "T" when I first translated VK's message... I was trying to decide if it was a long "O" but I decided VK doesn't make those kind of mistakes even under duress... So it had to be three "T's."

SOS - Understood

STTTS - Maybe he stopped to tell captain Kirk something. (Stopped To Tell Tiberius Something)???

NOW - Understood

PLEASE - Understood

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[vicekid]

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[Jayman01]

Our Data bases have no record of the RNS Ugly.


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WHAT ARE YOU TESTING ON NAKED TEETH, OR DID YOU FIND MOBY DICK?



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NCC 1701 USS ENTERPRISE IS BEING DISPATCHED.




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Until the USS Enterprise gets there I recommend dealing with the Gorn by making gunpowder.



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The formula for Black Powder is 75% Potassium Nitrate (5 Parts), 15% Charcoal (one Part), and 10% Sulphur (2/3 of 1 Part). These percentages are percentages by weight.
Mill the charcoal and sulphur for 4 hours.
Add the potassium nitrate to the ball mill.
Mill for 24 to 48 hours. The longer the better.
The result is called meal powder.



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[Jayman01]

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Translation:

GORNS UGLY - Yeah, we know that. So, maybe he got beamed to the planet surface to fight a Gorn. That happened to Captain Kirk once.

TESTING PORPING or PRO PING

NAKED TEETH

SOS

CALL NCC 1701

 

[rifle]

You know, don't you, that when I ran this through Adam's player piano it played three choruses of "One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater" and then shut down. Now I can't even get it to play "Fly Me to the Moon." To hell with these musical aliens, I want some good old fashioned-Sigourney-Weaver-on-stilts-jump-out-of-John-Hurt's-belly aliens, the kind that knew what a good anal probe was for. It's been at least a quarter century since anyone from Mars has come here to rape and loot, and I for one am getting bored!

 

[Jayman01]

You know, don't you, that when I ran this through Adam's player piano it played three choruses of "One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater" and then shut down. Now I can't even get it to play "Fly Me to the Moon." To hell with these musical aliens, I want some good old fashioned-Sigourney-Weaver-on-stilts-jump-out-of-John-Hurt's-belly aliens, the kind that knew what a good anal probe was for. It's been at least a quarter century since anyone from Mars has come here to rape and loot, and I for one am getting bored!

Thank you Rifle. I eve love the song. On the other site I was actually going to suggest that Broke Caleb dress a a one eyed one horned flying purple peter(not people, LOL) eater for Halloween. I held back on posting it because some other great stuff led away from it. Anyway back to the situation at hand. I agree we haven't had a great, "War of the Worlds" since Hemmingway...

I loved how they introduced "Alien" and "Predator" and connected both to the history of the planet Earth. If Vice Kid is involved with these kind of aliens we are in trouble and we had better find Captain Kirk relatively quick....

Sorry, that morse code messed with your player piano so badly... Who knew that there would be a binary virus encoded in that morse code? Maybe that is why we stopped using it for the most part.

 

[vicekid]

Holy shit guys! I think Jayman might have been right.

Just ten days ago it seems like I just "returned" or????? It seems like I have missed a lot here at elseware. One day I just being me and then WHAM nothing and then WHAM everything seems back to normal. I have spent the last several days trying to get back to normal, whatever the hell that is.

Now in catching up here, I see this thread. Would someone tell me when I learned Morse Code???????????

As for the Gorns, was I brought to the Future???? Can't remember a thing.

I only hope, I don't turn up on some old futon.

Live Long and Prosper

Vicekid

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