Buckeye1
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I forgot my story was in this thread. But thanks for reading it and commenting.
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I forgot my story was in this thread. But thanks for reading it and commenting.
Ms. Kianna
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Damn, did he piss her off, or does he like to be dominated.......in the worst, most horrible way?
Ok, well on another note, I've been giving head for, hmmmm, let's see now.... a lot of years! And I know that when I first started that I was terrible. However, with time and practice, lots and lots of practice, I think I'm pretty good. But how can a girl or boy really know if they are any good? It's so subjective. What works for one person might not work for another. I just really wanna be great, you know? Even if I'm the only one who ever knows that. 
BSB_WebMonkey
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I found this video online that teached how to deep throat. Was really good and scientific (believe it or not). I will look for it.
It was about practice to improve, and made a big case for purchasing a flexible dong to hone the skill with, getting beyond the gag reflex.
It was about practice to improve, and made a big case for purchasing a flexible dong to hone the skill with, getting beyond the gag reflex.
Buckeye1
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Also, LL, the experience was traumatic and painful at the time and I must say it took a long time to get over it. But with some satisfaction now many, many years later, we were both the same age and if he is still living, he would be much too old for me now. Good thing it ended before that happened.
Improve your technique
Step 1: Remove all false teeth if possible.
Step 2: Make sure your tongue is not too dry, and wet your lips.
Step 3. Roll your tongue under your lip along your teeth.
Step 4. PLEASE USE SOME NASAL SPRAY! Don't become a choking amateur gasping for breath!
Step 5. Interact with your sperm donor. If he does not respond to any of your tricks, just ask him what he likes.
Step 6. Don't get distracted by jerking your own dick. That can wait.
Step 7. Even how wide you open your mouth, this idiot will shoot his load all over... better grab his dick and you stay in control
Step 1: Remove all false teeth if possible.
Step 2: Make sure your tongue is not too dry, and wet your lips.
Step 3. Roll your tongue under your lip along your teeth.
Step 4. PLEASE USE SOME NASAL SPRAY! Don't become a choking amateur gasping for breath!
Step 5. Interact with your sperm donor. If he does not respond to any of your tricks, just ask him what he likes.
Step 6. Don't get distracted by jerking your own dick. That can wait.
Step 7. Even how wide you open your mouth, this idiot will shoot his load all over... better grab his dick and you stay in control
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Better than average at least. The real US Olympic representative has more professional tricks up her ******* and most likely would **** as well.
PS: When I tried out sucking pussy, somehow I had this gag reflex too! (It's the truth)
PS: When I tried out sucking pussy, somehow I had this gag reflex too! (It's the truth)
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Buckeye1
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I believe I would have puked. (no offense, ladies)
I don't think I could do it, either, honestly.
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LMAO You are amazing!!!
Ms. Kianna
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Why do you think we watch gay porn?
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Why do you think we watch gay porn?
And I thought I was going to be in trouble with the ladies.....you gals are just too COOL.
Buckeye1
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But it tastes saltier.
I'm still trying to figure what that is. I've been married before (with a woman) and don't remember ANYTHING that looked like that.
I know very little of female anatomy. haha
Ms. Kianna
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It IS a peach pit, and that is all it looks like.
It was a juicy peach... representing the female anatomy. So I did it only once, but I sill remember. Her pussy smelled a bit like fresh urine and soap.
It was a weird pussy sucking, Bad blow jobs!!!!
Salty... and wet...
It was a weird pussy sucking, Bad blow jobs!!!!
Salty... and wet...
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BSB_WebMonkey
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im still practicing here. I purchased a "jelly dong" i think is way beyond human, but im learning.
I have something else in my brain when im doing it. Trust me.
I dated this puerto rican guy once. he was so big i wanted to help declare a national monument. Discovering the package, I was like omg, what do i do with it? Ive seen big dick in pictures, but this was real. And it was HUGE. ENORMOUS. UNCUT. Needless to say i found diversions. but man, it takes creativity. Its not easy. We ended up separating, some monsters are just too big. I still think about that banana tho.
I have something else in my brain when im doing it. Trust me.
I dated this puerto rican guy once. he was so big i wanted to help declare a national monument. Discovering the package, I was like omg, what do i do with it? Ive seen big dick in pictures, but this was real. And it was HUGE. ENORMOUS. UNCUT. Needless to say i found diversions. but man, it takes creativity. Its not easy. We ended up separating, some monsters are just too big. I still think about that banana tho.
