Hey, whats up? its ya boy, Mike robbins! lol

[davidneo5]

I would have to say right before your about to shoot your load and dont tell the others that your gonna do it that way its a surprise all the way around

 

[jwglass]

so i just saw that one of the tags for this thread was "sliced bread" and it made me giggle like the little school girl i can be when i drink

 

[jwglass]

two posts within 24 hours where ive been drinking....i swear im not an alcoholic! im just 23, lol. hardly been able to party yet!

 

[broke-mikerobbins]

Hey Mike,
I really hope that I'm the first one.
The two girls don't know what they missed. With the right stimulation it's such a great feeling from the first try.
Yes, never give up your plans and dreams. It's never to late.
It's all up to you.
I wish you all the best on your way in life.
Well, I remember your first scenes and how uncomfortable you felt.
I'm sure when you are really horny you wouldn't resist the kisses of a guy.
Maybe I'm wrong but hopefully I'm not. LOL
Take care
Siri

Hey Siri,
For sure!!
I know, right? I think they were intimidated lol
Thank you! It's going to be a fun ride thats for sure!
I wish you the best of as well!
I went back and watched this video. How awkward lol I look so young.. and shy.... and very pale... I've come a long ways since then lol!
Mike

Hey Mike,

Dude, I was in a relationship for 3 years with a young guy whom I eventually discovered had IED. He'd had a rough childhood and told me when we first got together that I'd landed myself with damaged goods. He was an amazing kid, very beautiful and cool for his age, really talented and terrifically smart. And perplexed and remorseful immediately after he lost if for a few seconds and went wild. Oddly it was liberating for me because in my family any sort of violence was totally closeted and even if we shouted at each other till our eyes bulged about politics, the idea of getting physical with one another was a non-concept.

So when he went ballistic on me I actually liked the feeling of perfect release that sharing the violence gave me. Until I knew more about his condition I thought he self-induced the attacks in order to feel the love afterward. He was always testing the unconditionality of my feelings for him, and I thought he did that stuff to put my love on trial and feel the bliss of making up after a brawl. When I was really rough right back at him but then held him tight till he got through it, he gradually pretty much stopped having the events.

Everything you say about yourself could, in the most bizarre way, apply to this kid too. He'd go on these giddy sprees of stream of consciousness comedy. We had the same sense of humor, but it was considered a loss of face to laugh too much at the other guy's riff; you had to outdo him instead until until one of you cracked up. It was so much fun, I can't tell ya how much. And the sex was mindblowing. I should have pvt. messaged you this, but I think the "Brokes" don't have the ability to do PMs.

Hey slim,

When I was younger I struggled with it more. I haven't had an episode for about 4 years now. I've always been a fast learner and as soon as I was diagnosed I basically disected my entire way of thinking and living. You have to change the way you think before you can change the things you do. But the things you described about him sound a lot like the way it was for me. It's a roller coaster! lol Don't worry I'm not that shy of a guy, at least online lol

Sincerely
mike

Maybe during that would be interesting LOL

lol hell yeah!!

Thanks for sharing with us again Mike. You keep this up you will need to start your own Ask Mike colum. LOL :

No problem! I think thats a terrific Idea! lol

Mike

I have always been attracted to the bad boy vibe in everyone I either saw online or knew in person. I have liked your videos from the very first one and hope I find someone like you in real life. Down to earth, fun, loving, has a good head on his shoulders, and maybe the same size cock but its not the siz of the boat its the motion in the ocean if catch my drift. I just need someoone in my life to help me raise my self-esteem then maybe just maybe I can be truly happy.

Hey david,
Well just from reading this I can tell you that you definitely deserve a really great guy! I felt like this truly came from the heart! Don't worry he's out there, you just have to find him first
Mike

Dear Mike,

Do you think that you have a bit of an exhibitionist streak in you? Have you had alot of fun with flashing your pubes at chicks who asked to see your tattoos? I can just imagine that you're having a conversation with some cute chicks about your tattoos. Then you coyly tell her/them that you couldn't possibly show them one in particular. Knowing of course that they'll start begging you to show it to them. haha

You drag it out and hem and haw about how you really just can't show it to them. Knowing of course at that point that they are so eager to see it they are about ready to pants you to find out where and what it is. LOL Then you pretend that you really don't want to...but you go ahead anyway and do a seductive little strip tease for them. Until you're finally flashing your pubes at them. And maybe flashing a couple of guys too. LOL

At that point everyone has a good laugh. The girls and a few guys are pretending they never wanted to see it. Even though they did!You're pretending you never wanted to show it to them. Even though you did. haha Everyone gets a good laugh...plus an an eager eyeful of the hunky guy in their midst. You get the chance to show off and strut your stuff in front of an audience. And a good time is had by all.

Has that scenario ever played out for you?

Dear Tampa,
As I was reading this, all the times that this has happened was playing in my head lol! Countless times have I done that... by the end of it they're practically drooling waiting for them to get a peek at the famous Mike Robbins fun package lmao but all they get is a little tease of the pubes!! lol!
One of my favorites! Definitely a conversation starter lol

Mike, thanks for sharing such personal information with me... and a thousand of your closest friends. Would you believe I was a therapist and social worker before becoming a writer and teacher? Yeah, I know. Internet. You can be whatever you want, but I actually was.

It's pretty inspiring that you went back and got your GED and recognize that you could have made better choices while in school. Cthulhu knows that I've worked with plenty of adults that still haven't made the kind of connection you did. That you took steps to fix that with the GED is great.

I had to go back and look up IED myself. It's more newish and there's still a lot of debate about the diagnosis. Generally though, it means you blow-up out of proportion to the slight or frustration at hand. You stub your toe and you rip a door off of its hinges. Someone spills coffee on you and you beat them to a pulp. Not you, per se, but those are extreme cases of it. Sounds like there's a lot of that in your background. There are many proposed origins for the problem, from genetics to environment to serotonin problems to a lesion on the brain.

Since marijuana controls anxiety and anxiety is linked to IED, I can see how it might have brought that under control. I'm glad it's worked for you. My only concern, as a former therapist, is the "self" part in the medicating. We aren't always the best judges of how things are going. What we think is going on and what actually is can be wildly divergent. It's why I wish you had a doctor or a shrink in your life to monitor what's going on. Funny story: there's actually a mother who got her 8-year old son an RX for medical marijuana to control for a host of behavior problems. She got a doctor to supervise and has had great results, and least from what I could find on-line. For me, though, it's the fact that there's a doctor involved and a mom involved that tempers some concerns. As I said, for anyone struggling with MI, going it alone is okay, but it's far easier to fall off the path because you don't have someone to catch you when you start to stumble.

You can read about it here: http://74.125.155.132/search?q=cach...juana&cd=16&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=safari


I really do wish you well with your tattooing. My only thing is, you are so fucking beautiful to cover all that glory up with tats, no matter how great those tats might be! lol.

Oh, and, Sith rule.

J

Dear Vistas,

I believe! lol School is one thing I should have never fooled around with! To important.
Ah, so after being interrupted countless times, I have read the link. The boy in the article, has/had it worse than I. While I have had some outbreaks as bad as his, mine weren't as often, and I don't believe i ever threatened myself or others. Only, uncontrollable blind fits of rage. After countless medications I've found the answer. Marijuana!
Well, I've been an avid marijuana smoker for a few years now. I've learned to dose myself correctly, thru trial and tribulation, of course. I first started out by smoking way to much. I was as I was in zombie mode. All I cared about was food and soda. Then I began with a small amount per day until I found the perfect amount to last me thru the day. To much and I was a vegetable. To little and I'm on edge, full of anxiety, and ready to snap. I smoke anywhere from 1g to 3g per day, depending on the stress level I feel. 1 bowl in the morning and 1 bowl at night, then I feel perfect!
Thanks for all your wishes, comments, and questions!
Sincerely,
Mike
P.s. who won???? BOO YA!

 

[broke-mikerobbins]

I have never been on a forum where I look forward to getting to know new things. I mean, most forums I`m on, I`d go on just to talk to people and that`s basically it. But coming on Broke Straight Boys, I`ve learned more than what I do in school. Not exaggerating since my school is too laid back =/ And since the community I am in doesn`t really emphasize on the correct or proper usage of the English language, I feel really intimidated when I come on here with all you guys using big words which I have to look up the dictionary for. But then again, I`ll use this opportunity to better my English

Anyway, I think its truly admirable that you are able to come out and tell us some pretty personal information about yourself. Considering that we are just strangers to you. Oh wait, could it be that it`s easier because we are strangers? ;D

Dear Yami,

I've hear some people say that english can be one of the toughest languages to learn. Idk about that since I've only taken 2 yrs of spanish and that was easy. But i suspect japanese to be very challenging! Good luck with this language, I've been studying it for as long as I can remember, and still am not able to get everything 100% correct!

Yes, it makes it so much easier to tell everyone on here about me. In person I'm like a scared little rabbit! lol! Hard to believe, I know! I guess it's because I've gown up having more interaction with computers than I have people lol. But idk its just easy for me to say what's on my mind and not have to worry about anyone judging me!

Sincerely,
Mike

when you become a tattoo artist let me know because I would love to have you as my go to guy for tattoos I have two and want more so keep that in mind.

Hey david,
I will definitely! What do you have now?

Mike

so i was in a bar tonight. straight backwater hick bar and it happened to be karaoke night. well i found myself unable to pick a song, and this is my question for you:

if you could sing any song karaoke, what would it be? (dont worry about whether they have it or stage fright, cuz everyone knows that when you get drunk enough, you are more than willing to sing and dance for their new buddies for the night.)

basically i asked myself, W.W.M.R.S., what would Mike Robbins sing?

Dear jw,
You had me smiling from the second I started reading this! This is a very hard question. lol. I would have to go with....... can't stop me-queen! lol! Ahh how I love that song! lol!
MIke

During!

HELL YEAH!

I would have to say right before your about to shoot your load and dont tell the others that your gonna do it that way its a surprise all the way around

ROFLMAO!!! could u imagine if it were their first time!!! HAHAH!

 

[tampa24]

Dear Mike,

Thanks so much for agreeing to post and chat with us. You've really livened the place up and brought smiles to many faces in here. In less than 2 days your thread had over 1,100 posts. Do you know how rare that is? I guess it just goes to show that we have alot of luv for you in here.

One of my favorite scenes in here was one of your earliest. It's where the other model keeps teasing your sensitive head after you've erupted with one of your "Old Faithful" geysers. It was so fun to watch the mix of pleasure and mild pain as he kept stroking you off. lol In spite of the discomfort can you see why it is so entertaining to watch? You looked so precious.

As for the strip tease you do when showing Lawnmower man I can only imagine how much the girls and a couple of guys are secretly drooling over the prospect of seeing your package. I bet a few are left really hot and bothered by being teased that way. Has it helped you get laid? I can only imagine that after that sneak peek that some girls will insist on seeing and maybe tasting more at a later time.

Do you have many guys hit on you? I mean in particular the ones who don't know that you do video work? If so, what has your reaction been?

 

[joninliverton]

Wow, my pc goes bust for a week and look what I'm missing. Hi Mike, I'm jon from the UK. I've just got one question for you. When are we going to see you passionately kiss a guy ?

 

[elyot1]

White hot

Mike,

You are a solid #2 on my Favorite List. You have been since I first saw the video you did with Jimmy. Yeah, you are easy on the eyes, have a really engaging personality, beautiful cock, the best tattoo (lawnmower) ever, but what really got to me was watching you make the decision to try oral sex for the first time. You were right there with your emotions. I could almost read the thoughts going through your mind. It was white hot. It was that video which put you on my Favorite List and straight to #2 on it. Nothing you have done after that has ever changed your # 2 position.

I thought Jay Cutler was going to do something as a Bear, but I'm not so sure anymore. I want to believe that he is growing as a quarterback, but....

Go Colts!

If you haven't seen Avatar, see it. See it in 3-D. Being a visual guy you will really appreciate it.

Glad you are a Broke Straight Boys guy.

 

[davidneo5]

Hey david,
I will definitely! What do you have now?

Mike






I have a tribal on my right arm and my zodiac on my right shoulder

 

[jwglass]

mike, sorry if im asking silly questions, but i feel like since weve seen you on film so many times, i almost crave the little things about you (not in a crazy stalker way, just a fan club president type of thing). anyhow, of all time, what is your favorite movie and why?

btw, ive used weed to balance myself on many occasions. i used to over-indulge for a few months we were smoking until we were commatose. one fateful night the cops came knocking on our campus housing door and that was that. i realized i needed to find an equilibrium between wanting to kill myself, and wanting to catch the stars flying around your head. living in pittsburgh doesnt help much, very little sun. and in the winter its worse, so i definately know the feeling of helplessness over your feelings.

im really glad you came onto the forum, you and tyler are my two favorite models, followed by andrew, may he rest in peace.

 

[parisnoyd]

HELL YEAH!

ROFLMAO!!! could u imagine if it were their first time!!! HAHAH!

Mike, I'm giggling like crazy at the thought of you doing this during! LOL! David will have to have a camera on both you and your scene partner (s)!

They may bolt from the Futon!!

 

[Vistas]

P.s. who won???? BOO YA!

The Sith will be back. They always come back. They just can't stop playing with their lightsabers....

Now there's an idea for your next scene.

 

[BrokeMichael]

Heya other mike! long time no see how you been buddy?

 

[parisnoyd]

Heya other mike! long time no see how you been buddy?

Hi there first Mike! Long time no hear from. How are you? I so hope you guys meet up on the Forum at the same time. Too, fun!!

I loves the Mikes!

 

[jwglass]

first mike....youre one of the kissing cousins arent you!?!?

i worship you. im going to make a mike shrine, for all of the broke mikes out there

 

[slimvintage]

Heya other mike! long time no see how you been buddy?

You two guys have to tag someone adorable like Alec, of the beautiful, ever-ready humongous dick. The ratio of boy weight to penis weight in that shoot would be close to 3 to 1, you're all so scrawny and have such...

Alec, or Tyler!! If Tyler would submit one last time to bottoming, and MikeMike topped him, I would be able to die happy​

​

 

[yami33]

Somehow I had a feeling you`d say something in here How are you? And I have to say, I do miss the kissing cousins :b

Heya other mike! long time no see how you been buddy?

Slim, why do you have to put such awesome images in my mind *_* Now I`m really hoping for a MikeMikeAlec scene <3

My friend and I used to always mix up the 2 Mikes when we`re having a conversation so we actually called them S.Mike and G.Mike... LOL! Have you guessed it yet? Straight Mike and Gay Mike. We love the Mikes!!! I hope David sees this and will consider~~~ DD

You two guys have to tag someone adorable like Alec, of the beautiful, ever-ready humongous dick. The ratio of boy weight to penis weight in that shoot would be close to 3 to 1, you're all so scrawny and have such...​

Dearest Mike,
I don`t know why and correct me if I`m wrong but your reply seem to lean on assuming English isn`t my first/main language. The majority of Singaporeans are at least bilingual because English is a MUST and our families usually speak in our own Mother Tongue or Second Language.

English in Singapore is taken very lightly by many and I somehow cannot tolerate the behaviour. We have something called "Singlish", basically Singapore + English. Its also known as the Singapore Colloquial English which I so DO NOT APPROVE In my own humble opinion, English should be maintained at a standard level and Singlish, just makes us look/sound dumb. Though I personally know a couple of Caucasians trying to get a hang of Singlish *shrugs*

As for Japanese, I would love to learn the language. I would like to enroll in classes but I simply do not have the time nor money for it. Even my membership on Broke Straight Boys was an accident =/ I work part time for a Japanese Dessert shop [I`m a full time student] so I try to get my manager to speak to me in Japanese often enough for me to learn a thing or two during work I watch dramas and game shows to help me as well.

Anywho, how is the move going? I think I read somewhere in this thread that you`re in the process of moving?

I have to meet you one day! Haha. Really~ I shall write it down somewhere. You`d be really fun to hang out with. Well, you don`t have to be afraid of expressing yourself here, I guess. Everyone loves you! <3 And no one will judge you ... At least I know not me

Hope you`re doing well,
Yami

Dear Yami,

I've hear some people say that english can be one of the toughest languages to learn. Idk about that since I've only taken 2 yrs of spanish and that was easy. But i suspect japanese to be very challenging! Good luck with this language, I've been studying it for as long as I can remember, and still am not able to get everything 100% correct!

Yes, it makes it so much easier to tell everyone on here about me. In person I'm like a scared little rabbit! lol! Hard to believe, I know! I guess it's because I've gown up having more interaction with computers than I have people lol. But idk its just easy for me to say what's on my mind and not have to worry about anyone judging me!

Sincerely,
Mike

 

[tampa24]

Dearest Mike,
I don`t know why and correct me if I`m wrong but your reply seem to lean on assuming English isn`t my first/main language. The majority of Singaporeans are at least bilingual because English is a MUST and our families usually speak in our own Mother Tongue or Second Language.

Hey Yami,

I have been wanting to tell you for a while how much I enjoy your posts. I also find it very intriguing that you are so gay friendly and feel like you're a gay man trapped in a woman's body. haha I have heard of many gender bending conundrums. But that one is a first for me.

You can hardly blame Mike or any of the rest of us for being confused on your nationality. And therefore your level of education in the English language. All you have told us so far is that you are Asian. That left quite a bit of room for speculation. After all, if you were from Hong Kong or Singapore one would expect you to be far more proficient in English since those are former British colonies. Like the U.S. was of course. If you were from mainland China we would expect your English to not be up to the level of someone in the Phillipines or Japan maybe.

But of course if you were in China, Broke Straight Boys would probably be censored.

So between trying to decide if you were in mainland China, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Singapore, the Philippines, Indonesia, Japan, South Korea, etc., etc.... LOL You can't blame us for being confused on how fluent you were with English. That is not to say that we find any fault with your English. Your level of proficiency seems to be very good. I dare say that your spelling and grammar skills are as good as or better than some native speakers here in the U.S.

And having a B.A. in International Studies I do know of course that according to the official line of the PRC... China, Hong Kong and especially Taiwan are all the same country. haha

 

[jwglass]

why do i always feel self-conscious posting around tampa? lol

 

[slimvintage]

why do i always feel self-conscious posting around tampa? lol

You're doing fine. The idea of the shrine is killing.