Condom Suggestions

[squeak]

Hey guys,

I have an awkward question but need some help. Over the last couple years since i've become sexually active I have tried many condom brands and sizes. I find that they are usually to small and cut of circulation and cause my erection go away Was wondering if any of you had suggestion on what ones I may try??

Thx in advance for any input anyone may have
-Squeak-

 

[silvercamel]

Hey guys,

I have an awkward question but need some help. Over the last couple years since i've become sexually active I have tried many condom brands and sizes. I find that they are usually to small and cut of circulation and cause my erection go away Was wondering if any of you had suggestion on what ones I may try??

Thx in advance for any input anyone may have
-Squeak-

Condoms are sold in a large size...have you tried those?

 

[squeak]

UMMM ya that would of been common sense. They are still to small. wanted to know if there is a brand or something i havent heard of or that maybe fits larger then most brands

 

[jwglass]

i hear plast wrap always works! just kidding. what about magnums? if youre dick is too big for a magnum then you should send me your number and ill come over and we can put our minds to it

 

[jwglass]

just kidding apparently while i wrote that you had already been suggested that....hmm what to do what to do....

 

[jwglass]

maybe you should post a picture so we could get a better idea? wow im a slut...disregard my gross whoreishness

 

[squeak]

maybe you should post a picture so we could get a better idea? wow im a slut...disregard my gross whoreishness

haha its all good that what happens when we grow older or minds just slide into the gutter that much easier

 

[squeak]

I would give dimensions but I have never actually measured the size myself. The bois I have been with tell me its huge and Im assuming it is as per my dilema

 

[jwglass]

haha im only 23, if im this much of a gross creeper now, by your logic i cant wait to be 60! hmmmm well that reminds me, you know Broke Straight Boys has a personalized tape measure? i love it! as for your penis, try googling it! im sure youre not the only person who has this issue

 

[squeak]

i am 23 myself so i know exactly how it is

 

[jwglass]

thats hot, since you dont have any pictures to grace us with, i just googled it. the only thing i could think of was what they call a female condom, its like a balloon almost that goes inside the vag rather than being snug on the penis. i dont know if this would work on a boys bum hole, but i guess its worth looking into?

 

[jwglass]

its called a femidom

 

[squeak]

ya no dice. thats just a little to creepy and gross haha

 

[Denny Bear]

ya no dice. thats just a little to creepy and gross haha

May I suggest a bread wrapper. LOL JK Actually if your really that big have you heard that Broke Straight Boys is looking for models??? But ok all joking aside this is going to sound funny but I cant see why it wouldn't work. It's called make your own. You first go to your local hobby shop and get some liquid latex then you go home and with the help of a significant other you apply several coats to erect member until you have made a mold. Now take your mold and fill it with plaster of Paris after carefully supporting it upright. When the plaster is hard you have a copy of your dick. Now just take and seal it with something so nothing sticks to it then use your latex again to make your own condoms custom fit. No guarantees but it should work after all that's how they make them in the first place.

 

[joninliverton]

i am 23 myself so i know exactly how it is

I'm joining the 23 brigade next month and at first I thought I wish I had your problem but then had second thoughts. Pvt me a pic of it and I'll use my special British measuring tool to give you an accurate reading lol.

On a more serious note, even the largest dicked porn stars manage to find a condom big enough for them so maybe it's not the condom.

 

[Denny Bear]

I'm joining the 23 brigade next month and at first I thought I wish I had your problem but then had second thoughts. Pvt me a pic of it and I'll use my special British measuring tool to give you an accurate reading lol.

On a more serious note, even the largest dicked porn stars manage to find a condom big enough for them so maybe it's not the condom.

Jon when we last spoke I didn't realize you were still such a sparkling young man. Your kindness and pleasant demeanor led me to think you were closer to my ragged years. I am now doubly impressed. At any rate as for your offer to personally attend to to the measurement of Mr. Squeak's privates. I question if the metric system is appropriate for a member of this stature. I firmly believe this is a job requiring something with a lot more flexibility and margin for error. I therefore think it would be far better if Mr. Squeak would instead send me the pictures of his member. I will then toughly examine the evidence at hand and dutifully report back to all of you.

 

[joninliverton]

Jon when we last spoke I didn't realize you were still such a sparkling young man. Your kindness and pleasant demeanor led me to think you were closer to my ragged years. I am now doubly impressed. At any rate as for your offer to personally attend to to the measurement of Mr. Squeak's privates. I question if the metric system is appropriate for a member of this stature. I firmly believe this is a job requiring something with a lot more flexibility and margin for error. I therefore think it would be far better if Mr. Squeak would instead send me the pictures of his member. I will then toughly examine the evidence at hand and dutifully report back to all of you.

You may intercept his mail but please pass it on ...

My age - don't you check profiles lol

 

[parisnoyd]

Interesting username there, squeak.

From what you are describing, I'm thinking your bottom guy does that, too!

 

[squeak]

HAHA good posts guys. Sorry I have been away working last couple days just got a chance to check up again now. I bet you all would LOVE a pic of my member but unfortunatly im not like that (or am I). I am still continuing my search and I have actually found one that might work. Just need to find someone to try it with. To bad i didnt have a BF.... O well I guess I will just have to make a phone call or two .

 

[jwglass]

MEMBER! that word being used for penis has always made me chuckle! and ironically enough in terms of this site, we are all "members". silly because most of the conversations on this site are about penises