I say it is all in your "perspective". To my way of thinking by selecting that I wouldn't fuck you with a hot poker, you should take this as a positive sign having your best interest at heart and that of the burn unit at the local hospital. For selfish reasons, however, no one I know of dislikes the smell of scorched flesh, and especially scorched butt flesh, more than I. I'd rather smell tires burning, even with the black smoke.
Anyway so, as you can now see, my response to your survey is upon closer inspection a real positive and heart felt complement. Now you can pat yourself on the back...I mean on your backside and comfort yourself that all is well with the world!