Would you fuck me?

[jwglass]

so i went off to work for a short 5 hour shift, and i got back to my computer from like 5 different people that want to fuck me, which made me curious about how awesomely fucking sexy i am...so i pose this question to you in honor of my girl, deidras favorite number post "666"

 

[zyl84]

no contest, your ass is mine.

 

[jwglass]

oh and women feel free to vote as well, especially if you are the owner of a generously sized clit

 

[MissDeidra]

HEY DADDY!

Been there, done that! Got the t-shirt. BTW our love child is due in 7 months! I'm gonna name him Dirtnap Louis Cypher in honor of your 666th post. Holla.

 

[longtimefan]

I'd roll around with you sweetheart, for sure.

 

[slimvintage]

If zyl won't let me fuck you cause your ass belongs to him, I guess I'll just have to fuck zyl while he's fucking you. Cousin Mikey and I were going to double-fuck zyl, but Mikey got weirded out, not about the sex, but by my offspring fantasy. Do you take the pill?

And otherwise if zyl is out of town for the day, and you want to, we could...

 

[jwglass]

If zyl won't let me fuck you cause your ass belongs to him, I guess I'll just have to fuck zyl while he's fucking you. Cousin Mikey and I were going to double-fuck zyl, but Mikey got weirded out, not about the sex, but by my offspring fantasy. Do you take the pill?

And otherwise if zyl is out of town for the day, and you want to, we could...

no need to take the pill, i donated my uterus to feed a village in a third world nation.

 

[slimvintage]

no need to take the pill, i donated my uterus to feed a village in a third world nation.

I read about that on unhcr.org. They were impressed. Mind you the population had been more than decimated before the big U arrived by native bearer at the village headman's house, right?

 

[Jayman01]

OMG, Slim this is getting way too funny. I'd definitely hit it too. I just don't need any off spring to cum out of it... Gald to hear that GW is making sacrafices to save kids in an underpopulated part of the world with his uterus. I personally would have donated to the smurf village. I always felt bad for poor smurfet being the only female there... Poppa Smurf must treat her like a slut at night...LMAO... Dam I am getting bad...

 

[slimvintage]

OMG, Slim this is getting way too funny. I'd definitely hit it too. I just don't need any off spring to cum out of it... Gald to hear that GW is making sacrafices to save kids in an underpopulated part of the world with his uterus. I personally would have donated to the smurf village. I always felt bad for poor smurfet being the only female there... Poppa Smurf must treat her like a slut at night...LMAO... Dam I am getting bad...

Even Saint Augustine talked dirty on occasion. You go bro.

 

[cumrag27]

If the truth be known...

no need to take the pill, i donated my uterus to feed a village in a third world nation.

That is why I am told you are being audited by the IRS for the questionable deduction on your 1040-U Form.

FYI: JWGLASS should have claimed a environmental deduction for contributing his diaphram (namely badly worn and balding tires he routinely called his "uterus").

Best of Luck!

 

[jwglass]

That is why I am told you are being audited by the IRS for the questionable deduction on your 1040-U Form.

FYI: JWGLASS should have claimed a environmental deduction for contributing his diaphram (namely badly worn and balding tires he routinely called his "uterus").

Best of Luck!

i dont believe in taxes, so i dont bother paying them!

btw, i am just kidding about my civil disobedience, just in case any irs officials enjoy gay straight boy porn and haunt these forums....

 

[MissDeidra]

This poll is soooo double rainbow.....

 

[jwglass]

and a major confidence boost! except for one person that wouldnt fuck me with a hot poker, quite a few people would sleep with me!

 

[jwglass]

ooops just kidding, its now up to five.....hmmmm well your loss i guess!

 

[joninliverton]

ooops just kidding, its now up to five.....hmmmm well your loss i guess!

Well Joe, you put the thread up...

 

[jwglass]

Well Joe, you put the thread up...

yup, i put myself out there, and to be honest, i dont give two fucks whether or not you would put it in my bum. i was simply curious, so i am taking nothing to heart here. so say what you want, i cant guarantee i will listen all that much

 

[jwglass]

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!

 

[MissDeidra]

...unless they are lactose intolerant...

 

[jwglass]

girl i got a soy milkshake too!