Self pleasure clean up

[lpdude86]

OK Time a for a new poll, I don't think this question has been asked before.

The question is: After you have completed a self pleasure session, how do you clean up your ejaculation?

1: Wipe it up with a tissue
2: Scoop it up and eat it
3: Ejaculate into something, no clean up needed
4: Rub it into your skin
5: Was it off or take a shower/bath

As many of you know, I am a college student and I was cleaning my dorm room recently and found an old t-shirt under my roommates bed that he had obviously used for a self pleasure session (more than once by the looks of it). So that triggered this question.

Before anyone asks, I put it back where I found it and he has no idea i know it is there or that it exists.

 

[betudidntknow]

OK Time a for a new poll, I don't think this question has been asked before.

The question is: After you have completed a self pleasure session, how do you clean up your ejaculation?

1: Wipe it up with a tissue
2: Scoop it up and eat it
3: Ejaculate into something, no clean up needed
4: Rub it into your skin
5: Was it off or take a shower/bath

As many of you know, I am a college student and I was cleaning my dorm room recently and found an old t-shirt under my roommates bed that he had obviously used for a self pleasure session (more than once by the looks of it). So that triggered this question.

Before anyone asks, I put it back where I found it and he has no idea i know it is there or that it exists.

So, first of all, thank you for "going there" into TABOO world! It amuses me that I do what I do, know that others do it too but, who ever discusses it?

I enjoy pleasuring myself! I have been known to participate in this as many as 3x's in a single day and then, have sex with my buddy later on that night! This is the extreme exception, not the NORM by any means.

I like to prolong the process with as much stimulation as possible. This usually involves many different scenes of man/man porn and different types of guys. I like to use either a "masturbating sleeve" or a "FleshJack". I keep plenty of water-based lubricants in stock as well as the recommended anti-bacterial cleaners for either. After a session, I clean up with a designated "cum rag" wash cloth and deposit it into the washing machine to be laundered. After cleaning up everything, I generally shower soon there after.

 

[Beth]

As a female, "we" have a self-cleaning method...or at least I do. After sex, whether it by my hands or Steve's, I always have to pee. This is actually the body's response to the "foreign" substance being deposited. After that, I use wet wipes to remove the lube. Thanks for the question...time to go make a mess!

 

[MaleMan69]

Liquid gold

Ipdude, one might also jack into a cup and freeze it for later use as a odoriferous stimulant. Love this question and hope lots of guys reply. I usually just jack and pull up my shorts and let the shorts and bed sheet catch the rest.

I also recall finding those tee shirts with the obvious cum evidence. I would add a contribution fantasizing about my roommate.

Cum is high in protein, and it's like white gold. I always taste a bit no matter what happens to the rest, and it always tastes great. When a partner is involved, none goes to waste.

 

[joeychuck2]

as for the poll was a good one. Next time you guys do a poll use the color of the choices so we can see them.

 

[lpdude86]

Sorry had a problem when I created the forum.

 

[lpdude86]

I guess as a Psychology major no subject is really beyond my reach of asking questions?
I asked my best friend from high school this question over the summer and the look I got was priceless. His initial response was " I don't need to do that I get enough pussy" to which I responded yeah whatever. Then he said "this is not a topic that guys discuss". I lied and said i was doing a project for a class and that I needed to get some responses to that question. he still would not answer. I dropped the subject for a while and then said I will mark you down for using tissues, the can in your bedroom is always full of them even when you don't have a cold. His face turned red so i knew I had him.

 

[betudidntknow]

I guess as a Psychology major no subject is really beyond my reach of asking questions?
I asked my best friend from high school this question over the summer and the look I got was priceless. His initial response was " I don't need to do that I get enough pussy" to which I responded yeah whatever. Then he said "this is not a topic that guys discuss". I lied and said i was doing a project for a class and that I needed to get some responses to that question. he still would not answer. I dropped the subject for a while and then said I will mark you down for using tissues, the can in your bedroom is always full of them even when you don't have a cold. His face turned red so i knew I had him.

That's $priceless$!!!!