Bad Jokes

[parisnoyd]

Okay Paris,

I can't find any raptor jokes, yet. I'll look for something you can relate to.

What do you call the most flexible dinosaur?...............Tyrannosaurus Flex.

Hey Paris. The new avatar is like the pictures in haunted house on Scooby Doo cartoons. It's eyes are following me!

Cute joke, Ms K!

Don't fear my avatar. He is a very fun loving and funny guy. He smiles and laughs all the time. That is his come hither look.

 

[parisnoyd]

Why didn't the T-Rex skeleton attack the museum?.......He had no guts.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?.......A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?.............Tea Rex?

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?.......Dinosnores.

Good ones, Ms K. I will be very happy if you can come up with a vilociraptor joke.

 

[Ms. Kianna]

Good ones, Ms K. I will be very happy if you can come up with a vilociraptor joke.

What is the best way to talk to a Vilociraptor?.........Long distance.

 

[parisnoyd]

What is the best way to talk to a Vilociraptor?.........Long distance.

Very wise advice! Thanks, Ms K!

 

[raysvq]

Good ones, Ms K. I will be very happy if you can come up with a vilociraptor joke.

What steps would you take if you saw a vilociraptor coming towards you?
Fucking great big ones in the opposite direction.

 

[carking1]

What did they call the first lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss!

 

[Ms. Kianna]

What did Triceratops sit on?...................................Its Tricera-bottom.

 

[parisnoyd]

Funny bad jokes Ray, carking, and Ms K!

They all made me chuckle.

Do you have any more like that?

 

[carking1]

Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with a Spanish onion?

A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes!

 

[carking1]

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...
...learning to water ski? Skip
...in a pile of leaves? Russell
...on the wall? Art
...on a bush? Barry
...in your mail box? Bill

 

[parisnoyd]

LOL, carking! Those are very good bad jokes!

 

[carking1]

Why don't Baptists have sex standing up?

Someone might think they are dancing!

 

[parisnoyd]

Why don't Baptists have sex standing up?

Someone might think they are dancing!

LOL! Bad one!

 

[Ms. Kianna]

GROAN!!!!!!

 

[carking1]

What do they call an intellegent blonde?

A golden retriever.

 

[Ms. Kianna]

What do they call an intellegent blonde?

A golden retriever.

Still not laughing!!!!!!!

 

[Ms. Kianna]

Okay carking, if you can go for blondes, I can go for men.

How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

 

[carking1]

Why are women like pianos?

When they're not upright, they're grand.

 

[carking1]

Ms. K, I can pick on blondes, men, women, or anyone else totally without guilt, because I am absolutely no better than them. I'm from North Central Ohio, where your family tree is a wreath.

 

[carking1]

In my neighborhood, it doesn't matter. Tornado, divorce, either way, someone's losing a trailer.