To make it more real for the folks back home, don't you think...

[cumrag27]

I believe that I have a new improvement to propose for our site, maybe even good enough to qualify for Broke Straight Boys-3. Since there is not a lot of drama associated with most solos, wouldn't it be nice to refer to “old sound-effects” tracks such as squealing tires in a burnout; or the sound of hoofs pounding the ground at a full gallop; or the sound of a gangster's machine gun going off in rapid fire mimicking an erupting rapid-fire orgasm; or maybe even a single engine prop-plane with a infrequent miss in the engine sound sputtering above in the cloudy sky up to the very top, missing a few beats and finally spiraling downward, ultimately to be followed by the "money shot" with the sound of the plane as it begins its final dive faster, ever faster toward the predictable crash immediately preceded by a near silent spell. Just the thought of it really gets my motor running! Don't it make you want to put on your aviator goggles, your leather helmet, and smear on some engine oil on your forehead and cheeks, now don't it though? Lord-a-mercy!

That is it! That is it! I think that added dimension to any Broke Straight Boys solo would defeat any unrealistic story the poorly coached model would have to share with us, keep the interviewer at bay with any unappreciated added comments, and have the ever-faithful Broke Straight Boys followers on the edge, that is the edge of your seat. Then, for anal scenes, maybe the sound of a train whistle reverberating as it enters a tunnel and the skidding emergency stop sound as the train screeches to a halt before running over the “damsel in distress” thoughtlessly tied to the prophetic railroad tracks as the top withdraws, removes his condom, and spews forth all over the bottom’s package, chest, and for special occasions maybe even a lip or two. Now that is what I call drama!

I’ll take a bucket of popcorn and a “gigantor-sized” Coke, please! What’s the second feature going to be? Suggestions anyone?


Sincerely,



Stimpy, the old movie buff

 

[slimvintage]

That breathless riff is brilliant. I don't know what you'd been sniffing there but the sustained absurdity was totally virtuoso.

Is it just a surreal stand-alone suggestion, which if so isn't at all bad, or is it a hint to someone to say less and film more?

Mr. Stimps, thanks for making my day.

 

[Smiley]

Why stop with sound effects? What about the video? With computer generated effects, let's go for a whole cartoon approach. As a guy is getting ready to bust his nut, his cock becomes eight times larger, with a bulging head pulsing to the rhythm. Shooting, plaster falls down from the ceiling. His eyes bug out three feet and his tongue rolls from his chest to his forehead.

And of course, Stimpy, I can hear the horn sound effects - AAA-OOOOUUU-GAAAAHHHH !!!

 

[cumrag27]

Please let me elaborate...

That breathless riff is brilliant. I don't know what you'd been sniffing there but the sustained absurdity was totally virtuoso.

Is it just a surreal stand-alone suggestion, which if so isn't at all bad, or is it a hint to someone to say less and film more?

Mr. Stimps, thanks for making my day.

Dear Slim,

While I did not feel my suggestion should be followed as strictly as "Sharia Law" or else face being stoned to death, I do think that in the totality of what we are all here for, namely a little pinch of "porn" and a dash of "titillation", I do think a little comic relief from time to time wouldn't hurt anybody. It sure beats the hell out of watching the same old futon day-in and day-out. For those that would otherwise turn off all solo scenes, maybe they might be the enticed to enjoy a little "fun and games" on occasions. Same with the highly tense and potentially anxiety producing moments in anal scenes.

I guess you might say my "surreal stand-alone suggestion" is precisely BOTH. Negotiations never ever made my dick hard or slightly hard, no, not even once. So seeing more sexual activity is a good thing that I think all of us can agree on. But, I do enjoy someone that can literally charm the pants off beautiful young boys/men by allowing us inside their mind(s) of these beauties. Charm can in the right surroundings get my dick hard any day of the week. Get my drift! Besides, it would be an porn-industry FIRST, no doubt!

I really think I would like to see the same solo shot with and without sound effects so us viewers could judge for ourselves and have a laugh or two, not at the boys expense, but at the effects added. But, the "sexy model(s)" of the experimental episodes would have to have a great sense of humor and playfulness about him, too. Then, following the production, I think observing the actual guy or guys watching it with sound added could be sufficiently interesting as a special feature, like the classic scene with Scott and Leon in bed together in the hotel. I would vote for documenting their reactions to the sound effects to the "surreal stand-alone' status it would deserve. Surely, we can all agree to have some fun having fun and not taking everything so very seriously, as if it was "brain surgery". But again, it would require having someone that is both "playful" and has a "good sense of humor".

I am happy I made your day. Now, I am hoping Broke Straight Boys can "make my day" and "make the day for more members" as well with my modest suggestion.


Playfully yours,


Stimpy

 

[slimvintage]

Dear Slim,

While I did not feel my suggestion should be followed as strictly as "Sharia Law" or else face being stoned to death, I do think that in the totality of what we are all here for, namely a little pinch of "porn" and a dash of "titillation", I do think a little comic relief from time to time wouldn't hurt anybody. It sure beats the hell out of watching the same old futon day-in and day-out. For those that would otherwise turn off all solo scenes, maybe they might be the enticed to enjoy a little "fun and games" on occasions. Same with the highly tense and potentially anxiety producing moments in anal scenes.

I guess you might say my "surreal stand-alone suggestion" is precisely BOTH. Negotiations never ever made my dick hard or slightly hard, no, not even once. So seeing more sexual activity is a good thing that I think all of us can agree on. But, I do enjoy someone that can literally charm the pants off beautiful young boys/men by allowing us inside their mind(s) of these beauties. Charm can in the right surroundings get my dick hard any day of the week. Get my drift! Besides, it would be an porn-industry FIRST, no doubt!

I really think I would like to see the same solo shot with and without sound effects so us viewers could judge for ourselves and have a laugh or two, not at the boys expense, but at the effects added. But, the "sexy model(s)" of the experimental episodes would have to have a great sense of humor and playfulness about him, too. Then, following the production, I think observing the actual guy or guys watching it with sound added could be sufficiently interesting as a special feature, like the classic scene with Scott and Leon in bed together in the hotel. I would vote for documenting their reactions to the sound effects to the "surreal stand-alone' status it would deserve. Surely, we can all agree to have some fun having fun and not taking everything so very seriously, as if it was "brain surgery". But again, it would require having someone that is both "playful" and has a "good sense of humor".

I am happy I made your day. Now, I am hoping Broke Straight Boys can "make my day" and "make the day for more members" as well with my modest suggestion.


Playfully yours,


Stimpy

That's why Tyler was the "Face of Broke Straight Boys" as David called him more than twice. He was certainly someone who was both "playful" and had a "good sense of humor". When members mention a fave brokie it's more often Tyler than any other model.

So you're right.

 

[lubetube]

LOL I'm down with the idea.

I was wondering if a Broke Straight Boys "outtakes" vid exists? If not, I think such a vid or series of vids would be a riot.

 

[Ms. Kianna]

I LOVE the idea of sound effects!!!!! Stimpy you are so creative.

Lubetube, a blooper video would be awesome. I think that would be a great monthly feature. It wouldn't be very long, and would be a whole lot of fun.