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How often to you jack-off.

Maybe we could have a bring your own dish picnic in Jayman's back yard! LOL:biggrin:

I do love pot luck dinners... You never know who you will taste I mean meet. I mean what dishes they will bring for us to taste..:drool::001_unsure:.
 
Jayman, I like your last post. So what will it be. Who will we meet, who will we taste?
Gary
 
Tasty dish?

I do love pot luck dinners... You never know who you will taste I mean meet. I mean what dishes they will bring for us to taste..:drool::001_unsure:.

I was under the impression, everyone thinks you are a pretty tasty dish. And since any good meal is 50% presentation, we just need to figure out where to put you on the table, right? Heh! Heh!:lol:

Marky
 
I was under the impression, everyone thinks you are a pretty tasty dish. And since any good meal is 50% presentation, we just need to figure out where to put you on the table, right? Heh! Heh!:lol:

Marky

If he's at the table I think it should a be a round table that provides easy access to all the delicacies for all in attendence, wherever Jayman may be seated. However Jayman on top of the table has possibilities also... LOL :lol:
 
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If he's at the table I think it should a be a round table that provides easy access to all the delicacies for all in attendence, wherever Jayman may be seated. However Jayman on top of the table has possibilities also... LOL :lol:

OK here we go, I can't resist! Delicacies? Oh yeah!

Hmmm, fruit filling, creme centers, sugar glaze, oh my, the word ain't tasty, it's DIABETIC

And I'm not even thinking about hunks of meat or creamy gravy, ...yet! LOL:waw:

Marky
 
They make silicone KB's now... That solved my problem. So now I just put it in the dishwasher...:sneaky2:

Only problem with the silicone is the lube makes it (the keyboard), even more slippery and that can be hell with the sp ace bar! ! Damn

Marky
 
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OK here we go, I can't resist! Delicacies? Oh yeah!

Hmmm, fruit filling, creme centers, sugar glaze, oh my, the word ain't tasty, it's DIABETIC

And I'm not even thinking about hunks of meat or creamy gravy, ...yet! LOL:waw:

Marky


Well then how about combining the best of both worlds with an entre of Chicken Mole? Succulent young chicken in a tasty chocolate sauce, smorgasboard style. HMMM! LOL :lol:

If that won't send you into a diabetic coma, nothing will! LOL
 
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how many times i jack off a day

It all depends on how horny i am each day, most days I jerk off 4-6 times a day. I jerk off when i wake up, mid day, mid afternoon, before bed maybe twice.
 
Well then how about combining the best of both worlds with an entre of Chicken Mole? Succulent young chicken in a tasty chocolate sauce, smorgasboard style. HMMM! LOL :lol:

If that won't send you into a diabetic coma, nothing will! LOL

Sounds like some great menu tips here for the 69er Dinner...:lol:
 
Only problem with the silicone is the lube makes it (the keyboard), even more slippery and that can be hell with the sp ace bar! ! Damn

Marky

Practice, practice, practice can overcum anything... :lol:
 
We can only hope so!! Way to go, Suckme. How do you deal with friction burn, enquiring minds want to know!
 
Well then how about combining the best of both worlds with an entre of Chicken Mole? Succulent young chicken in a tasty chocolate sauce, smorgasboard style. HMMM! LOL :lol:

If that won't send you into a diabetic coma, nothing will! LOL

I'm starting to sweat profusely, does that count?
 
Well, let's see what are the usual tell-tale signs? HMMM. OK, hair on palms? Check!
Blurred vision? Check! Far too many porn mags? Check! Empty bottles of poppers? Check! Vaseline on all the keys of the keyboard? Check! Old socks and paper towels strewn all around the room? OH Yeah, CHECK! Answer? TOO OFTEN!! ROTFF,LMAO!!

Marky

Haha you are too funny ;)
 
Well then how about combining the best of both worlds with an entre of Chicken Mole? Succulent young chicken in a tasty chocolate sauce, smorgasboard style. HMMM! LOL :lol:

If that won't send you into a diabetic coma, nothing will! LOL

OK I'll bite, What was it you were saying about sucking young chicken? geez, my hands are shaking with excitement, oops, there goes my napkin! LOL. Oh gosh! Chocolate sauce all over everything. Guess I should lick it up, huh?
 
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