"What's your name again?"
"But everybody looks funny naked!"
"A little rug burn never hurt anyone!"
"Do i have to be here in the morning?"
"O, on second thought, let's turn off the lights."
"Teach me some new tricks oldie"
"Got any penicillin?"
"But I just brushed my teeth..."
"You're good enough to do this for a living!"
"So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!"
"Did you know the ceiling needs painting?"
"I think you have it on backwards."
"Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?"
"What are you planning to make for breakfast?"
"Can you please pass me the remote control?"
"Are you not a woman?"
"Did you drink from that glass I keep my teeth in?"
"Your resemblance with my father is stunning."
"Please wear this Santa costume."
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