5 things you dont ever want to hear in bed!

[jtdestin]

-your better at this than your mom

 

[Smiley]

Let's complete the trifecta:

My sister gives better head than you!

 

[tampa24]

You told me you douched!!

 

[rrhill]

"Your dick stinks!"
"I smell poop"
"Did you use a lubricant?"
"I have crabs but..."
"I wore this boxer all week..."

 

[rrhill]

you don't ever want to hear in bed!

"What's your name again?"
"But everybody looks funny naked!"
"A little rug burn never hurt anyone!"
"Do i have to be here in the morning?"
"O, on second thought, let's turn off the lights."

 

[rrhill]

you don't ever want to hear in bed!

"Teach me some new tricks oldie"
"Got any penicillin?"
"But I just brushed my teeth..."
"You're good enough to do this for a living!"
"So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!"

 

[rrhill]

you don't ever want to hear in bed!

"Did you know the ceiling needs painting?"
"I think you have it on backwards."
"Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?"
"What are you planning to make for breakfast?"
"Can you please pass me the remote control?"

 

[raysvq]

Let's complete the trifecta:

My sister gives better head than you!

Just one more

Your brother takes it up the ass better than you!

 

[raysvq]

Who's teeth marks are those?

 

[jtdestin]

Do you take food stamps?

 

[jtdestin]

Do you mind if my Mom and Dad join us?

 

[Ms. Kianna]

do you mind if my mom and dad join us?

Ewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[rrhill]

"Are you not a woman?"
"Did you drink from that glass I keep my teeth in?"
"Your resemblance with my father is stunning."
"Please wear this Santa costume."

 

[rrhill]

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[rrhill]

you don't ever want to hear in bed!

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"Aren't you that guy from the Broke Straight Boys forum?"

 

[Markymark]

HUH!........... that's funny!

 

[Markymark]

What's this rash from?