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You are so welcome Tampa. And by the way, it sure is good to see you. I hope all is well in your part of the world. As for me, you are absolutely correct, especially during this time of the year. We do look back with pride in so many ways and do give thanks for who we are, where we are, and the others that are sharing it with us!

We sincerely wish you and yours a Merry Christmas Tampa!


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My pleasure Peter! :)))))))

A very Merry Christmas to you too Tyler!!! :biggrin:
 
StuddAndy,

What can I say? You are always full of surprises! I for one would also love to hear some stories of your brother who was majorly hung and with movie star looks. Would you consider sharing some of them with us? Even if some are of the hetero variety? I know if you're the one recounting the story that it would be very interesting. haha

I am full of stories about this brother. He had a dick like a fucking horse. Fat and long. (Its another story, how I came to see his dick when it was hard) Our little society in Texas was sexually VERY conservative, where you’d actually need to marry someone to have sex with them. (Rediculous fucking notion! Jesus!)

In that world, this brother was about the horniest guy I ever met, (perhaps excluding me! LOL) But he had a certain charisma about him. Women would just get in the room with him, they’d want to just jump on his big dick, and they’d do it right there in Texas. Even if you’d try to hide it, everyone would know what you’d been doing. This guy’s sexual activities were so blatant and frequent, they were kind an embarrassing secret for the family, that was never spoken about but which everyone knew. He eventually married this first generation German out of Nebraska who got control of him, her primary technique being to fuck his god damned brains out of him, any time, anywhere, he wanted to fuck. She knew the way to this fucker’s heart.

There is this scene in the movie “Patton” where Patton lands in Sicily in 1943. It was some kind of race to beat the British General Montgomery, and when the Brit finally got there, Patton’s army was already on the ground. (Straight guys are competitive this way. LOL) Well, this brother and I also had this hot brother-in-law who was good looking. Not movie star good looking but he made up for that by being just a hot little fucker. These two guys were best buddies in Patton Army and landed with him in Sicily, as portrayed in the Movie.

And they followed his army across Europe and were present on many of the scenes portrayed in the movie, although none of the screen writers mentioned them. LOL. They are somewhere in France, clearing a farm. I guess this is what armies do. They went into this French Barn, and they found this girl in there gathering eggs. As soon as she saw my brother, she wanted to jump on his dick. After the war, I was about 16 and these stories tumbled out by the ton on the farm back in Texas. I mean, here’d be two horny guys. In the Army in a far place and no place to jack off, and of course porn hadn’t been invented yet. Jesus. What a conundrum.
So I asked my brother “What’d you do”? He said, “I just pulled out my big dick and let her blow on it for a while”. This wouldn’t be part of the story because his buddy was married to my sister and couldn’t admit any fucking thing, but I think she blew his dick too. I mean, don’t try to tell me this hot blooded 18 year old kid just stood there and watched. After my brother busted in her mouth, (he admitted – and if you knew this guy, you knew for sure, he busted loads of cum in her mouth! Jesus!) they hung around 5 minutes and then he bent the girl over the egg nests and fucked her doggie style. By this time, they had to leave or the Army was going to move on. So I asked my brother what he did, and he said, “Well, what could I do. I was in the Army. I just kissed her nicely, wiped my dick on her apron, and we left”

This guy was a walking entertainment system. After the war, I traveled with him a lot. And I couldn’t admit that I was gay, so this caused me to have to fuck a lot of women. This guy was a sweet person, and before he’d let someone jump on his dick, he’d negotiate sex for his buddy. Every time! Its kind of like, “You don’t get to fuck me, unless you find someone for my brother to fuck” We’d often be fucking in the same room. Sometimes with the lights on. One of the great tragedies of the world is that this guy never found it way into pornography. God damn, he was hot, and he could fuck like a machine. Every gay person alive would melt down in his presence. Give him 5 minutes and he’s revved up to fuck again. He could go 4 or 5 rounds easily.

God I loved this guy!
 
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One of the great tragedies of the world is that this guy never found it way into pornography. God damn, he was hot, and he could fuck like a machine. Every gay person alive would melt down in his presence. Give him 5 minutes and he’s revved up to fuck again. He could go 4 or 5 rounds easily.

God I loved this guy!

They don't make 'em like that any more. hahahahaha

Thanks for sharing another great story StuddAndy! :)
 
I wrote this about an experience me and my brother had in Holland in the "Happy New Year" thread, but I think, actually this thread is a better place for it. So I'm moving it over here. LOLOLOL

Every New Years EVE, I remember this experience I had with my big dicked brother back in 1949 in the Netherlands.

He and I had been, in the previous week, to a party at the home of the Irish Ambassador to the Netherlands, and I remembered that the ambassador's wife was totally "gaga" over my brother. He was such a handsome and hot fucker, this was unremarkable, because there were lots of other women at the same party with wet pussies over this same guy. Going places with him was a little like I would imagine it be to go someplace with a Rock Star. Everywhere you would go, women and men both would go crazy over him. Women wanted to fuck him and men wanted to BE him. He had the dick, the great looks, great clothes, (I'd dress him! LOL) and the charisma to go with them. What a fucking guy!

So, on New Years Eve in The Hague, at the American Protestant Church, we ran into this ambassador's wife again. So, a couple of days later, my brother and I were sitting at lunch in the dining room at KLM Airline (My brother was friends with a high up guy there - damn! He knew EVERYBODY!) and I asked him, "Bill, do you think you are an unusual person at all?", and he considers this for a moment. And answers me back, "Not really. Why do you ask?"

"Well, I was just wondering if you considered it at all to be unusual that you'd have the Irish Ambassador's wife pushed over the hood of her Rolls Royce, in the middle of a blinding snow storm, in the Church Parking Lot (although most people were gone already) and fucking her, while she was yelling at the top of her voice "Oh Bill! Oh Bill! Oh Bill" I say to my brother, "I was just wondering if you thought that was at all unusual?

He ponders this for a few seconds, and he says, "Now that you put it that way, I guess it WAS unusual."

I loved to travel with this guy because there was something spectacular happening, every single day. It was way later in my life that I was open with my family about me being gay, so I always had to pretend on trips like this that I was straight. When ever this brother fucked anyone, he'd always make them produce a women for his little brother (me) to fuck. I fucked so many women because of this. But it was so entertaining to travel with him that I considered that just one of the costs of doing business.

It is this experience that always makes me resistant to the notion that appears around the forum from time to time, that because straight guys have sex with a lot of guys, that they must be gay. I can't tell you how many women I've had sex with, and I'd fuck their ass as good as Jimmy Johnson would have fucked it if he'd been there. And it did not even START to make me straight. LOLOLOL

Well, that was a really great New Year in Holland. The Dutch are very free thinkers, and back then, when free thinking was unusual, the Dutch were free thinkers. That's where "Going Dutch" gets it name. In the Dutch Culture, if you buy the girl her meal, that is communication that you are going to expect to fuck her and her consent to let you fuck her. If she didn't intend to fuck you, then she'd pay for her own meal. "Going Dutch"

We did some fucking. I guarantee you. I've got the stomach of a horse, so I'd just keep fucking these women, just to get to see my brother fuck those women.

Happy New Year!
 
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Thanks for sharing that StuddAndy!

So that really happened with the Irish ambassador's wife? LOL Amazing!
 
Thanks for sharing that StuddAndy!

So that really happened with the Irish ambassador's wife? LOL Amazing!

Yes. That really happened. Just the way I described it. Snow storm and all. And I really asked my brother those questions, and he really said that to me.

This guy was like following a "rock star" around. I loved it so much, I was willing to fuck women, just to be playing in his shadow. LOLOLOL

There's a HUNDRED stories about this guy.
 
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I refer to my brother, Bill, in the past tense, because a rather spectacular event (at least for MY family) ended his life. He was on an official trade mission with a Secretary of Commerce, under Bill Clinton, named Ron Brown. They were in a US Air Force plane doing an instrument landing at Dubrovnik airport in Croatia back in April 1996. They crashed into a mountain and killed everyone on board instantly.

This was over 20 years ago, and I still miss this guy. When I meet his old buddies and friends, I still recount the stories about him. Usually when you die, people lose interest in you. But not this guy. When you run into anyone that ever knew him, they all have a story they want to tell you about him. Not about his big dick or who he fucked. His wife had tamed him down about that, but just about him as an interesting person. He died when he was 76, but he was still a very good looking man. Great hair. Great clothes. Perfectly groomed all the time. People would pick him out of any room he was in. What a GREAT guy!
 
This brother has a Great Grandson who is 16 now. He looks like almost a carbon copy of my brother. Same hair, same skin, same build. But I don't know about the kid's dick. LOL

There are all these sub-rosa stories that continue to circulate about my brother's sexual activieies before he was married, and there are stories that ciruclate about the trips we took together to Europe, Australia, Argentina. No one in my family ever speaks about these things. They treat it like they are events that never happened. But this 16 year old (Incidentally also named the exact name of my brother) is curious, and wants me to take him to some of the places he knows that me and my brother went.

I told him, when he graduates from High School, I'll take him to a few of the places. Maybe one a year for a few years. He's a smart kid and he'll spend a few years in school. (Texas A & M - I mean, how fucking hot is that!)

I know I can never be open with him about his Great Grandad, but I think he's got a lot of it figured out. Now, society is far far more open, and I'm telling you, this kid is just like his great grandfather in that everyone wants to jump on his dick and he's letting them do it. He lives in Houston, and goes to this Private Jesuit all boys school, and girls throng to him. Stores are that he's fucking two or three different girls every week. My family knows, these days, to get good legal advice to their kids about who they can have sex with and who they cannot have sex with!) I hope that's true. No one in my family talks about things, so I don't know how much they know. We just act like it never happens. LOL

Life is going to be an adventure for this guy. Believe me.
 
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This brother has a Great Grandson who is 16 now. He looks like almost a carbon copy of my brother. Same hair, same skin, same build. But I don't know about the kid's dick. LOL

There are all these sub-rosa stories that continue to circulate about my brother's sexual activieies before he was married, and there are stories that ciruclate about the trips we took together to Europe, Australia, Argentina. No one in my family ever speaks about these things. They treat it like they are events that never happened. But this 16 year old (Incidentally also named the exact name of my brother) is curious, and wants me to take him to some of the places he knows that me and my brother went.

I told him, when he graduates from High School, I'll take him to a few of the places. Maybe one a year for a few years. He's a smart kid and he'll spend a few years in school. (Texas A & M - I mean, how fucking hot is that!)

I know I can never be open with him about his Great Grandad, but I think he's got a lot of it figured out. Now, society is far far more open, and I'm telling you, this kid is just like his great grandfather in that everyone wants to jump on his dick and he's letting them do it. He lives in Houston, and goes to this Private Jesuit all boys school, and girls throng to him. Stores are that he's fucking two or three different girls every week. My family knows, these days, to get good legal advice to their kids about who they can have sex with and who they cannot have sex with!) I hope that's true. No one in my family talks about things, so I don't know how much they know. We just act like it never happens. LOL

Life is going to be an adventure for this guy. Believe me.

It’s good that there is another generation carrying on with the fucking. I wonder if he has done any of those boys at the school? His great uncle sure would have! My family is exactly the same. They just pretend nothing happened. I call it the ostrich burring his head in the sand syndrome, but I think it’s just an old southern custom.
 
It’s good that there is another generation carrying on with the fucking. I wonder if he has done any of those boys at the school? His great uncle sure would have! My family is exactly the same. They just pretend nothing happened. I call it the ostrich burring his head in the sand syndrome, but I think it’s just an old southern custom.

Well, I wouldn't be in a place to figure that out. But here's what I think. It was true about my brother, and I bet its true about this kid too. If he was horny, he'd fuck a snake if you held his head.

But I think, because of the way he IS and the way he looks, he never really get horny enough for a guy to get him down. There's too many pussies waiting in line to jump on their dicks for them to be vulnerable.

However, the way attitudes are today, this kid wouldn't have any of the social reservations that my brother had to face. Nowadays, kids are very open towards gay people. So, if, for instance, you got caught on the moon with this kid, he'd fuck your ass in a jail house minute. I'm pretty sure, and you'd be talking about it for the next 75 or 80 years. LOL Or, lets say, you were together on "Broke back Mountain" for a few days. There's no girls on the adventure and there's your ass, or mouth. I'm pretty sure he'd go for it. But he's a celebrity in Houston, and there are lines of girls that not only want to jump on his dick, They love his hot looks, his clothes, his car, and his family name, as well. A hot guy would have to get past this line of pussies, and that'd be hard to do.
 
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Well, I wouldn't be in a place to figure that out. But here's what I think. It was true about my brother, and I bet its true about this kid too. If he was horny, he'd fuck a snake if you held his head.

But I think, because of the way he IS and the way he looks, he never really get horny enough for a guy to get him down. There's too many pussies waiting in line to jump on their dicks for them to be vulnerable.

However, the way attitudes are today, this kid wouldn't have any of the social reservations that my brother had to face. Nowadays, kids are very open towards gay people. So, if, for instance, you got caught on the moon with this kid, he'd fuck your ass in a jail house minute. I'm pretty sure, and you'd be talking about it for the next 75 or 80 years. LOL Or, lets say, you were together on "Broke back Mountain" for a few days. There's no girls on the adventure and there's your ass, or mouth. I'm pretty sure he'd go for it. But he's a celebrity in Houston, and there are lines of girls that not only want to jump on his dick, They love his hot looks, his clothes, his car, and his family name, as well. A hot guy would have to get past this line of pussies, and that'd be hard to do.

Maybe a few lucky guys wouldn't have to try that hard. Whether there's a line of pussies in the hallway or not. lol It's just fun to speculate about what goes on in an all-boys school. :p
 
Maybe a few lucky guys wouldn't have to try that hard. Whether there's a line of pussies in the hallway or not. lol It's just fun to speculate about what goes on in an all-boys school. :p

You are right. There is nothing hotter than "opportunistic" sex. I used to work hard to create the circumstances for opportunistic sex, while I acted like I had NO idea. For example, in the 1960's, I was an Air Force Officer (When the military was very popular - before Vietnam - and the uniform has ALWAYS been hot to a certain number of gay men!) In those days, Pat Brown was running California. (Who was Jerry Brown's father - Believe me, Jerry was a hot little fucker running around California back then! - Jesus!) My grandfather could arrange for me to get invited to bunches of "events" in Sacramento, and at all these events would be hot gay men. Just trolling for hot fuckers. I'd posture myself as this "straight" officer from Texas. I'd allow myself to get into situations with these gay men, and they'd be thinking I'm a married, straight Air Force Officer. LOL. For instance, they'd take me on some straight boy thing, like hiking on trails out of Griffith Park, (To see the Hollywood Sign, for instance. Like I'm interested in the fucking Hollywood sign! - LOL) Then out on the trail, I'd let these hot fuckers "victimize" me, and then we'd go on down the trail with me saying several times, "Please don't tell anyone about this!" Then the next thing you'd know, the same guy, on the same trail, would have my dick out of my pants, sucking on it again. Sometimes I'd fuck these guys, with no lube except some spit and determination. And I'd always "act" remorseful and guilty, and hope they didn't tell anyone. And wishing they'd tell all their hot friends. Then, LOL, I'd do this straight boy thing with the guy, next time I saw him, and act like NOTHING had ever happened! I was a big hit at all these parties in California. And all the time acting like I didn't understand the game. LOL

Well, that was back int he 60's. Who knows what this kid encounters today. I've been a few times at my great niece's house (the kid's mother) and the house is always full of hot guys, and my gaydar is telling me that some of these kids are gay. I know, from experience, that a hot gay guy can be very creative when it comes to coaching a hot kid's dick out of his pants. And when you put your lips on a guy's dick, you have him under complete control, until he busts his hot nuts.

The world is SUCH an interesting place!
 
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You are right. There is nothing hotter than "opportunistic" sex. I used to work hard to create the circumstances for opportunistic sex, while I acted like I had NO idea. For example, in the 1960's, I was an Air Force Officer (When the military was very popular - before Vietnam - and the uniform has ALWAYS been hot to a certain number of gay men!) In those days, Pat Brown was running California. (Who was Jerry Brown's father - Believe me, Jerry was a hot little fucker running around California back then! - Jesus!) My grandfather could arrange for me to get invited to bunches of "events" in Sacramento, and at all these events would be hot gay men. Just trolling for hot fuckers. I'd posture myself as this "straight" officer from Texas. I'd allow myself to get into situations with these gay men, and they'd be thinking I'm a married, straight Air Force Officer. LOL. For instance, they'd take me on some straight boy thing, like hiking on trails out of Griffith Park, (To see the Hollywood Sign, for instance. Like I'm interested in the fucking Hollywood sign! - LOL) Then out on the trail, I'd let these hot fuckers "victimize" me, and then we'd go on down the trail with me saying several times, "Please don't tell anyone about this!" Then the next thing you'd know, the same guy, on the same trail, would have my dick out of my pants, sucking on it again. Sometimes I'd fuck these guys, with no lube except some spit and determination. And I'd always "act" remorseful and guilty, and hope they didn't tell anyone. And wishing they'd tell all their hot friends. Then, LOL, I'd do this straight boy thing with the guy, next time I saw him, and act like NOTHING had ever happened! I was a big hit at all these parties in California. And all the time acting like I didn't understand the game. LOL

Well, that was back int he 60's. Who knows what this kid encounters today. I've been a few times at my great niece's house (the kid's mother) and the house is always full of hot guys, and my gaydar is telling me that some of these kids are gay. I know, from experience, that a hot gay guy can be very creative when it comes to coaching a hot kid's dick out of his pants. And when you put your lips on a guy's dick, you have him under complete control, until he busts his hot nuts.

The world is SUCH an interesting place!

What a fabulous life and experiences you have had. I could see a very sexy book or a Minnie series in the offing. You really should write it all down.
 
What a fabulous life and experiences you have had. I could see a very sexy book or a Minnie series in the offing. You really should write it all down.

I might consider it, except that my family would go CRAZY if they thought I was about to write a book about my life. My brother would have been appointed to a high position in the Bill Clinton administration, and he told them right up front that he had more shit in his background than Bill Clinton had. The face that he was being considedred caused a frantic panic attack in my family because, even though they didn't know the whole story, they had clues. Well, it'd be the same way with me. They'd go ape fucking shit crazy!

So I stick to my farm operations, writing technical articles and text books and quietly fucking little hustlers in Padre Island, Key West, and South Beach. They can accept that. Especially the part they don't know about. LOLOLOL
 
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Well, that was back int he 60's. Who knows what this kid encounters today. I've been a few times at my great niece's house (the kid's mother) and the house is always full of hot guys, and my gaydar is telling me that some of these kids are gay. I know, from experience, that a hot gay guy can be very creative when it comes to coaching a hot kid's dick out of his pants. And when you put your lips on a guy's dick, you have him under complete control, until he busts his hot nuts.

The world is SUCH an interesting place!

It is indeed! haha
 
I might consider it, except that my family would go CRAZY if they thought I was about to write a book about my life. My brother would have been appointed to a high position in the Bill Clinton administration, and he told them right up front that he had more shit in his background than Bill Clinton had. The face that he was being considedred caused a frantic panic attack in my family because, even though they didn't know the whole story, they had clues. Well, it'd be the same way with me. They'd go ape fucking shit crazy!


So I stick to my farm operations, writing technical articles and text books and quietly fucking little hustlers in Padre Island, Key West, and South Beach. They can accept that. Especially the part they don't know about. LOLOLOL

I have the same problem. My family is politically connected and I’m the Billy Carter of the crowd. Lol. I try to fly under the radar myself.
 
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