1. I make up voices for my animals and have them speak to me.
2. I love seeing a young man in nothing but whitie tighties (or tightie whities not quite sure on the spelling).
3. I would so kiss that lip tattoo on
Paul Canon's ass.
4. Actor Noel Fisher is the luckiest man in the world as he gets to do nude love scenes with the adorable Cameron Monaghan.
5. Whomever invented baseball uniforms needs to win some sort of medal or prize.
6. I once asked a young man in the military who had a horse sized cock if he was related to Johnny Holmes (no he wasn't but he got the joke).
7. I knew a man whose last name was Schmuck (I'm not bullshitting you).
8. I masturbated to Johnny Weir's bare ass scene in his reality show (yes, it's that hot).
9. I would love to try and seduce those Mormons who come to my door every so often. The blond one especially as he likes my cats.
10. Some people say I should see a shrink as they could learn a thing or two about crazy people.