10 random facts about you.

[Beth]

and add your info!

 

[cumrag27]

I truly admire you for knowing specifically "what you like"

Dear Damien Kyle,

You have one of the sexiest bodies as well as sexiest smiles we have the great privilege enjoying on our site. You have been a wonderful addition to Broke Straight Boys and I absolutely love your giving "new dignity to bottoming" that others simply pale in comparison. I love seeing you enjoying all the proceeds of your efforts sexually. I truly admire you for knowing specifically "what you like" in life!


Sincerely,


Stimpy

 

[Damien Kyle]

Let's see, I think we are opposites:
1. Seafood or Steak
2. I like football and rugby, but I've fucked a baseball and soccer players; guess that doesn't count.
3. Okay, we're good here. I am very visual and am "way" outside the box
4. I'm sure it's your high-ass metabolism. But, I am never "far from food."
5. I let go of things very easily, hence, "no biggie" is a big phrase of mine.
6. I like cards or board games.
7. I have not smoked pot in 30 years, but most times people who meet me for the first time think I'm always high.
8. Not picky at all, except when it comes to food. My dad was a chef and growing up, we never had PBJ's or Hamburger Helper. It was always "high end" meals.
9. I am always a positive person to be around and feel that whatever you give, you get back in spades.
10.I'm assuming it's the car company you like. Again, for me, whatever gets me down the road, is just fine.

Well shit, yep; we are opposites. So from here on out, we're gonna have to base our relationship on sex. I know, I hate to do it too. Wonder if there is a place we can go and chat about sex and watch you "have fun?!" I'm sure you are laughing because when I "get you all to myself" on Flirt4Free, all I want to do is talk...fuck, I'm such a girl!

lmfao well we can always set up a web cam date or just talk about how naughty we get in bed here hahaha but youve seen that in my videos so idk what we'd talk about hahah

 

[Fletch]

OK, I guess I found this thread on my own. Big boy. I'm trying to narrow down my 25 list to a 10 list. Maybe I'll compromise with 15.

15 Things to Know About Fletch:

1. As a child I did a Coke commercial with Ray Charles (before he switched to Diet Pepsi), and a Magnum PI commercial.

2. I dated a guy named Steve Miller, who WAS a midnight toker, but not in a band.

3. I convinced a college friend that Carol Burnett had contacted me to do a global benefit called "Tapdancing for Lepers" in Tierra del Fuego. She believed me for 6 months.

4. I fainted in sixth grade sex ed. during a slide show about chlamydia; Twenty years later, I contracted chlamydia.

5. I just finished writing my first book, called Hitchcock's Appetites. It should be in print before 2015.

6. I used to love Thai and Indian food with a passion, but now don't like it so much. My taste buds changed.

7. I had Bells Palsy and got to wear an eye patch for 3 months.

8. I had a one-night stand with the boyfriend of a That 70's Show actor.

9. I'm a white male. My online name on Television Without Pity for five years was Tylene, where everyone thought I was an angry black woman. I would get comments like, "Take It Easy, Tylene!"

10. I was busted for forging the name "Dolly Parton" on an add/drop slip in college.

11. First cassette: Duran Duran; First 45: Puttin' On the Ritz; First Album: She's So Unusual; First College Dudes: Terence Trent D' Arby.

12. I can name every contestant in the finals of American Idol (1st place through 12th, 1st through 10th in the first season) from the last ten years. I'm not proud of this.

13. I'm in the process of selling a screenplay about Baptist Wedding Night porn.

14. I have an unreasonable, unhealthy love for Jennifer Hudson.

15.Sexually, I'm one degree of separation from [70s show actor mentioned above], Joey Stefano (the porn star, not the writer of Psycho), Tim Curry, and Tab Hunter.

 

[Fletch]

This is another get-to-know-you thing I received on facebook. I think it's called The 3s of Me. You provide 3 answers for each question. I'd love to see what everyone puts for that, so feel free to use mine as a template. Especially you, Damien.

Three names I go by:
1. Fletch
2. Casibus/Boogetie (dad's names)
3. Poodle (some Austin people)

Three Jobs I have had in my life:
1. Bouncer
2. Bartender
3. Professor

Three Places I have lived:
1. Austin, TX
2. Miami, FL
3. Atlanta, GA

Three Favorite drinks:
1. Hibiscus Mint Iced Tea
2. Mojito
3. Pisco Sour

Three TV Shows that I watch:
1. 30 Rock
2. Weeds
3. Dexter

Three places I have been:
1. Paris
2. Provincetown
3. Mexico City


Three of my favorite foods:
1. Gumbo.
2. Oyster Po Boy.
3. Lobster Mac & Cheese.


Three Things I am looking forward to:
1. Selling screenplay.
2. Finishing first novel.
3. A book contract for Hitchcock's Appetites.

Three Things that are always by my side:
1. Cell Phone
2. Keys.
3. Jesus--just kidding.

Three favorite movies:
1. Rear Window
2. Nashville
3. Shortbus

 

[Beth]

Well damn Fletch, thanks for letting us in...maybe a little too deep! You do seem to have a wonderful and full personality...all of you, even the "angry black woman." I hope you continue to add to the forum...something tells me you've been around the block a few times; hell, something tells me you've "ass-isted" many on many blocks...uhg, soo envious!

 

[Fletch]

Thanks, Beth. I appreciate it. Nobody has ever accused me of being withholding.

 

[tampa24]

Nobody has ever accused me of being withholding.

Can that be interpreted in many ways Fletch? LOL

 

[Beth]

Thanks, Beth. I appreciate it. Nobody has ever accused me of being withholding.

Oh shit! Could you go into more detail...and photos are wel-cumed (on).

 

[Fletch]

In almost every sense of the word. Thus, the chlamydia.

I'll save the That 70s Show anecdote for later, because it's one of my better stories.

 

[Damien Kyle]

This is another get-to-know-you thing I received on facebook. I think it's called The 3s of Me. You provide 3 answers for each question. I'd love to see what everyone puts for that, so feel free to use mine as a template. Especially you, Damien.

Three names I go by:
1. Damien Kyle
2. Damien Kyle
3. Daddy

Three Jobs I have had in my life:
1. Retail
2. Cook
3. Model

Three Places I have lived:
1. Boston, MA
2. Tampa, FL
3. Denver, CO

Three Favorite drinks:
1. Shirley Temple
2. Long Island
3. Vegas Bomb

Three TV Shows that I watch:
1. Weeds
2. The Shield
3. Oz

Three places I have been:
1. Phoenix, AZ
2. Denver, CO
3. San Diego, CA


Three of my favorite foods:
1. Chicken
2. Lobster
3. Pasta


Three Things I am looking forward to:
1. The Tv Show Finally Airing
2. Making More Money
3. Seeing Where I'l Be In The Next Couple Years

Three Things that are always by my side:
1. Cell Phone
2. Keys.
3. Buddy My Dog

Three favorite movies:
1. Any Madea Movie
2. Chucky
3. Going Down In La La Land

I Replaced Your Answers With Mine

 

[advocate88]

I thought I was the only person who had seen Going Down in La La Land!

 

[Fletch]

Thanks for answering, Damien Kyle. That's awesome you're an Oz fan. I teach college film, and whenever I tell my students that I loved a show called Oz, they ask me if it's like The Wizard of Oz. I usually say, "No, it's like a soap opera, but with prison rape."

 

[Fletch]

Can someone tell me how to put a pic in my profile? I swear I tried for about half an hour to make it work. For someone in academia, I'm a little bit of an idiot when it comes to technology.

 

[tampa24]

Hey Kyle,

There are a few different ways to get to the editing features of your avatar photo. Next to the "New Posts" tab (at the bottom left of the Broke Straight Boys banner of the forum, there is the "Private Messages" tab. If you click on that, you'll see the "My Settings" to the left. You want to go to "Edit Avatar" to post an avatar photo that will show up on your posts. You can copy and paste a photo you have found online and then click "Save Changes". Or... You can save a picture to your computer and use the Browse function to find it in your own picture gallery. Once you save it and get it to show in the edit avatar box, then click Save Changes and it should successfully post. Or... You can click on one of the customized model fan photos and click on your choice in the circle on the bottom left of the pic and then click Go. And then I guess, "Save Changes"

I hope that helps you a little bit Fletch. If you're still not able to do it and have a more specific question in the process just let us know.

 

[Fletch]

Thanks, Tampa. I'm hoping that worked. Incidentally I just saw the best personal ad on adam4adam: "I just moved to LA in 2012. I am a Disneyland and Knotts passholder, and would like to get all I can from that. Please don't offer to choke me. That's disgusting and weird."

 

[tampa24]

I'm glad it worked Fletch.

That has to be one of the stranger ads I've heard of also. lol

 

[Fletch]

Damien, I liked Going Down in La La Land. Last year when I was in LA, I ended up in this guy's loft apartment downtown. He was really sweet, gracious and handsome--kept offering drinks until 4 am. And the next day a friend and I watched Going Down, and he was one of the stars of it! Weird coincidence.

 

[Beth]

Giving it a bump...'cause I can....

 

[tampa24]

I like your avatar Fletch.