Dearest TG,
Thanks for your patience. Here is my response.
It is among my greatest privileges and personal honors to recommend to you and the entire Academy’s consideration tonight, on this most momentous of evenings that, along with the very “redheaded” and “be-pubed” Spencer Todd with his readily identifiable fiery “nether regions” (to not ever be confused with anybody else on BSB). Even so, there lurks amongst us yet another model, quite adept at shooting prodigious amount of thick and creamy human reproductive juices great distances and with even greater accuracy than any typical “US forces-drone attack” can comfortably assume, while at the same time, maintaining that “unquestionably” and yet “most critically” Gaydar-proof ”Str8 demeanor” so overridingly assumed to be absent from most Gay men.
His creamy trajectories extends well into the upper atmosphere, all the way to the center of his accepting forehead after expounding considerable efforts upon said dick, demanding near manic levels of commitment far surpassing way beyond the call of duty! Critically immense amounts of friction numbing great gobs characterized as hot, sticky cum for flying across the universe, like some fiery “Cumet”, announcing its spectacular pathway while reentering the gravitational forces of our Earth! Here-to-fore virginal and as-of-yet unbreached, a quivering hole asks only for marginal respect and some well-meaning attention! Butt then, immediately upon completion clearing the entryway, it is quickly followed by a chest proudly jutting-forward filled with joy, self-affirmation sensing a newly realized personal ownership, and the accomplishment of providing a pathway to a lifetime of pleasures still to cum!
Who is this mystery person of whom I speak of in such glowing terms? Well, it can only be the well-meaning, if shy Dan White[/B} not fully realizing the significance of the white streak of cum appearing in the middle of his forehead really represents. It is the very same gizzy stuff that has created so many telltale clean-up problems iin the past, remaining stuck like glue to the wall and surrounding furnishings, long after "all the fun-n-games have ended" in the bedroom. Walls filled with crusty, runny stains surround his very headboard only to be still standing days, weeks, and years later in clear defiance of anybody who might otherwise object to such reckless personalized graffiti. Even so, it cums back to haunt Dan once again as a road not taken..
Question is, will our uniquely talented Dan White, with his many “White stains” littering his bedroom as well as the countryside, ever cum back to proudly claim his many “Notable personal works of Art” OR will he continue to live in relative obscurity, without ever fully recognizing his true niche in life? Surely, his powerful cumshot could speak volumes to him at some time in his life. For his own sake and ours as well, I certainly hope Dan cums to his senses sooner rather than later!
Sincerely concerned about his ill-timed absence, when we at BSB have no one that can adwquately fill his shoes, much less fill needy foreheads with his creamcheese,
Saddened by Dan’s disturbing absence, but the show must go on!
Stimpy