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Kianna, you could actually say I not only have all of them but maybe too many. Your slimmie has a slightly Mortimer Snerdish smile when fully amused (as in "fully erect").

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Mortimer Snerd looks like an ugly Howdy Doody! Maybe missing teeth wouldn't be so bad in comparison to a creepy wooden puppet.:scared:

It still upsets me that you can have missing teeth, but I can't.

Paris, your hero status has been revoked! :001_tt2:
 
Thank you very much Yank. I agree it is classic banter. But how do you interpret it? It sounds a bit like one of those quick clever answers that come off awkward instead of hitting the mark. So what did he mean?
I take it as a non sequitur, where David is talking about his fierce mastubatory technique and young JJ being a proud heterosexual young man answered "Fuck yeah, I do. I destroy people also".

I believe that the young man was referring to the young ladies that he "destroys" with his "battering ram". Just some macho straight guy talk. David was quite impressed with the result of JJ's handiwork, and I was too, by his virtuoso performance. :thumbup:
 
I take it as a non sequitur, where David is talking about his fierce mastubatory technique and young JJ being a proud heterosexual young man answered "Fuck yeah, I do. I destroy people also".

I believe that the young man was referring to the young ladies that he "destroys" with his "battering ram". Just some macho straight guy talk. David was quite impressed with the result of JJ's handiwork, and I was too, by his virtuoso performance. :thumbup:

God the anti-How-many-angels-can-dance-on-a-pinhead boys will have a ball with this exchange. Tell me if he COULD have said "bitches", "women", "gurls" but didn't, and said "people" instead? And was there a nanosecond's pause while he decided? Hasn't he used his dick on several types of "people"? Hasn't he used the technique we saw him apply to himself on other lucky "people" with willies like him?
 
...Well, we shall see on the 24th, right...? He'll be paired with another guy and we'll all observe his interactions...
 
Could He Be A Tooth Fairy?

Kianna, you could actually say I not only have all of them but maybe too many. Your slimmie has a slightly Mortimer Snerdish smile when fully amused (as in "fully erect").

So show me a guy with a broken or missing tooth....and I'll show you an organ grinder....bada boom!

So how do you compliment a guy from Arkansas (insert any state) with a nice cock....nice tooth....And why is it so hard to catch a criminal in Arkansas (insert any Southern state)....they all have the same DNA....Ok, that one was a groaner :001_smile: But like me....kinda cute!
 
Cute Jokes



So show me a guy with a broken or missing tooth....and I'll show you an organ grinder....bada boom!

So how do you compliment a guy from Arkansas (insert any state) with a nice cock....nice tooth....And why is it so hard to catch a criminal in Arkansas (insert any Southern state)....they all have the same DNA....Ok, that one was a groaner :001_smile: But like me....kinda cute!

Okay richardnoggin, are we going for kinda cute jokes?:001_smile:

Why did the T-Rex cross the road?.....................Because chickens weren't
invented yet.

:001_tt2:
 
Okay richardnoggin, are we going for kinda cute jokes?:001_smile:

Why did the T-Rex cross the road?.....................Because chickens weren't
invented yet.

:001_tt2:

Why did the T-Rex NOT cross the road?

Because he really is a chicken.
 
Why did the T-Rex NOT cross the road?

Because he really is a chicken.

(Modern birds, including all KFC victims, are descended from certain flying dinosaurs.)
Based on fossil and biological evidence, most scientists accept that birds are a specialised sub-group of theropod dinosaurs.[10] More specifically, they are members of Maniraptora, a group of theropods which includes dromaeosaurs and oviraptorids, among others.[11] As scientists discover more non-avian theropods that are closely related to birds, the previously clear distinction between non-birds and birds has become blurred. Recent discoveries in the Liaoning Province of northeast China, which demonstrate that many small theropod dinosaurs had feathers, contribute to this ambiguity.[12]

But he didn't cross the road because, chickenshit that he is, he was afraid to.

The consensus view in contemporary paleontology is that the birds, Aves, are the closest relatives of the deinonychosaurs, which include dromaeosaurids and troodontids. Together, these three form a group called Paraves. The basal dromaeosaur Microraptor has features which may have enabled it to glide or fly. The most basal deinonychosaurs are very small. This evidence raises the possibility that the ancestor of all paravians may have been arboreal, may have been able to glide, or both.[13][14]

The Late Jurassic Archaeopteryx is well-known as one of the first transitional fossils to be found and it provided support for the theory of evolution in the late 19th century. Archaeopteryx has clearly reptilian characteristics: teeth, clawed fingers, and a long, lizard-like tail, but it has finely preserved wings with flight feathers identical to those of modern birds. It is not considered a direct ancestor of modern birds, but is the oldest and most primitive known member of Aves or Avialae, and it is probably closely related to the real ancestor.[15]
 
Oh Slimmie, you sure do know a lot about dinosaurs. Did I touch a nerve?:sneaky2:

Why DID the t-Rex cross the road?.......Because his eggs stincked!

:001_wub:
 
Oh Slimmie, you sure do know a lot about dinosaurs. Did I touch a nerve?:sneaky2:

Why DID the t-Rex cross the road?.......Because his eggs stincked!

:001_wub:

As the most fearsome dinosaur ever to appear on the planet, I have nerves of steel. Which you are invited to touch any time you're in town.
 
Toothless in FLA

But....praytell, why DID the chicken stop in the middle of the road? Because the butch bitch wanted to lay it on the line!!

Sorry I got us off on a toothless tangent....:001_tt2:
 
Mortimer Snerd looks like an ugly Howdy Doody! Maybe missing teeth wouldn't be so bad in comparison to a creepy wooden puppet.

It still upsets me that you can have missing teeth, but I can't.

Paris, your hero status has been revoked!

Mortimer Snerd IS creepy looking. Kind of like that evil raggedy andy look alike Chuckie! :scared:

You can have all the missing teeth you like, Ms K.

Frankly, a woman who can remove her dentures is a much safer philatelist. No, it's fellat.., um, you know what I mean. That other word for sucking cock. A gummer is much safer than a woman with no control of her wicked canines. Ouch! :001_tt2: :001_wub:

As for the T-Rex, just a big oaf. The one that scares me is the velociraptor. Now that little chicken shit was cunnilingus, um, I mean cunning and ruthless! :lol:
 
Mortimer Snerd IS creepy looking. Kind of like that evil raggedy andy look alike Chuckie! :scared:

You can have all the missing teeth you like, Ms K.

Frankly, a woman who can remove her dentures is a much safer philatelist. No, it's fellat.., um, you know what I mean. That other word for sucking cock. A gummer is much safer than a woman with no control of her wicked canines. Ouch! :001_wub:

As for the T-Rex, just a big oaf. The one that scares me is the velociraptor. Now that little chicken shit was cunnilingus, um, I mean cunning and ruthless! :lol:

I hope never to have dentures. I will just have to control my wicked canines.:sneaky2:

You question the fearsomeness of the mighty T-Rex?

What vehicle does the T-Rex use to get from planet to planet?..A dinosaucer.
 
I hope never to have dentures. I will just have to control my wicked canines.:sneaky2:

You question the fearsomeness of the mighty T-Rex?

What vehicle does the T-Rex use to get from planet to planet?..A dinosaucer.

I hope you never need dentures, too, Ms K. Do watch those wicked canines now, won't you? :wink:

I don't question the fearsomeness of the T-Rex. I just think he was an oaf and a big bully. No thought process there.

The velociraptor now. Smart and very very sneaky. That to me is very scary. You know when a T-Rex is coming. The oaf can't help it, but the velociraptor? Sneaky sneaky and smart little bastard. :001_tongue:

I don't have any dinosaur jokes. Got anymore, Ms K? Very cute. :biggrin:
 
I have a million dinosaur jokes.:wink:

But, most of the old faithful guys on this forum stop posting on a thread once it moves away from discussing the vein positioning on the models cock. I wouldn't want to further hinder this thread with jokes.

OH WAIT, richardnoggin started that. I was simply trying to find out if the missing teeth were a distraction for the fine men in this forum like they were for me.

:biggrin::001_wub:
 
I have a friend who likes to get sucked by a guy with removable dentures. Somehow it turns me off Id never like it but he swears by it.
JJ tooth missing is a hot guy. Hope to see him more on here.
 
I have a million dinosaur jokes.

But, most of the old faithful guys on this forum stop posting on a thread once it moves away from discussing the vein positioning on the models cock. I wouldn't want to further hinder this thread with jokes.

OH WAIT, richardnoggin started that. I was simply trying to find out if the missing teeth were a distraction for the fine men in this forum like they were for me.

:biggrin::001_wub:

Too right, Ms K. I will bump up the bad joke thread on the General Chat Forum. You can let fly with your dino jokes! :wink:

Back on topic, JJ. Am I the only one who found the sound of his wanking to resemble the sound of a helicopter arriving off in the distance? Well, at least until he arrived and got off! :w00t:
 
JJ tooth missing is a hot guy. Hope to see him more on here.
I agree. He is a hot guy, not a pretty boy, not a male model, not a guy likely to being courted around town by Madonna, but a "real" guy. And according to the "cumming attractions", he WILL be back in a couple of days on May 24. :thumbup1:
 
I have a million dinosaur jokes.:wink:

But, most of the old faithful guys on this forum stop posting on a thread once it moves away from discussing the vein positioning on the models cock. I wouldn't want to further hinder this thread with jokes.

OH WAIT, richardnoggin started that. I was simply trying to find out if the missing teeth were a distraction for the fine men in this forum like they were for me.

:biggrin::001_wub:

Ms. just tell paris whom he's dissing, ok? (signed, T-Rex):biggrin:

MikeR is my lodestar when it comes to teeth. He's been in so many crashes and other mishaps that he has a sizable range on show of jackets and caps, gaps and overlaps and general dental chaos. And I wouldn't change any of it for all the tea in China. Despite, or probably because of, his array of different shapes, shades and sizes, he has without a doubt the most infectious grin on the whole internet. Just thinking about his smile makes us giddy and joyful here on the island.
 
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