Gil's New Butt Adventure

[trebligon]

Hey porn-loving fam. So, on the advice of some people here I went on Amazon and bought a butt toy. It came this evening. This is the item:

Amazon.com

I also bought lube. I tried to put the second ring around my scrotum, but I couldn't figure out how to put them in! It was real painful as I accidentally let it snap back once, so I gave up on that part.

I lubed my anus a little, and stuck the tube thing in a little and turned it on. A very weird sensation. Not unpleasant. I kept pushing it in little by little, but I guess I didn't go far enough, cause when I let go it would pop back out. So I kind of held it in with my hand. I lied there for a while, checking out the settings, which are funny, and not unpleasant per se. Then I turned it off. I was in sudden agony for a second and pulled that thing out immediately. Now I'm sitting on my bed, naked, and my anus and taint area are numb. Like they're asleep.

What a weird adventure this has been.

Was it a bad idea to go with something that vibrates? I don't want to (if I end up being a bottom) be unable to enjoy non-vibrating human cock.

 

[mikeyank]

Hi Gil,

I am not one of the folks who recommended that toy as I, unlike most gay men, I am not anally oriented. In fact the pic of it kind of scared me. But I know that our director David tells us that some of the Broke Straight Boys new to receiving use them to loosen up. Hopefully some of the experienced bottoms on the forum can offer you better advice. But I thank you for sharing with us. By the way, if you need some advice on sucking cock, that’s more my field of expertise.

Good luck in your quest and thanks so much for sharing with your fellow forumites here.

 

[Wombat23]

I'm a top but the consensus of opinion is that you take EVERYTHING very slowly at first. I haven't met a bottom who was able to take a toy or a Real Cock without practice. No practice equals discomfort and can, if you're persistent, make you not want to attempt bottoming. Remember, porn is different to reality and the vast majority of bottoms on here have loosened themselves up with a butt plug or Dildo Hardly anyone can just have it rammed in without prep. Definitely not recommended. Cheers

 

[legend0007]

How big is the bit you tried to put in ur butt?

It's meant to go all the way in, i think you weren't using enough lube or were not relaxed enough. Have you tried putting a finger in there? That;s the best thing to start with. You for sure want vibrations they feel good.

 

[legend0007]

I'm a top but the consensus of opinion is that you take EVERYTHING very slowly at first. I haven't met a bottom who was able to take a toy or a Real Cock without practice. No practice equals discomfort and can, if you're persistent, make you not want to attempt bottoming. Remember, porn is different to reality and the vast majority of bottoms on here have loosened themselves up with a butt plug or Dildo Hardly anyone can just have it rammed in without prep. Definitely not recommended. Cheers

Sadly this is true, I'd love to have it stuck straight in, but not realistic.

 

[trebligon]

I was definitely not relaxed. I couldn't really tell how far it went in, but I don't think it was very much. Certainly not past the bulb part. It wasn't covered in blood or anything, at least.

I might have sex this weekend, btw. And school starts on Monday. Fun times.

 

[legend0007]

I was definitely not relaxed. I couldn't really tell how far it went in, but I don't think it was very much. Certainly not past the bulb part. It wasn't covered in blood or anything, at least.

I might have sex this weekend, btw. And school starts on Monday. Fun times.

Hey how old r u btw? And don't let someone fuck u if you can't put that in your bum yet, it will hurt x

 

[trebligon]

Hey how old r u btw? And don't let someone fuck u if you can't put that in your bum yet, it will hurt x

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[chac54]

I was definitely not relaxed. I couldn't really tell how far it went in, but I don't think it was very much. Certainly not past the bulb part. It wasn't covered in blood or anything, at least.

I might have sex this weekend, btw. And school starts on Monday. Fun times.

Yeah, use lots of lube, and when you think you have enough, add more LOL. I have a vibrating 1.5 inch butt plug and it takes me a while to get it in my butt, and coming out, well, I posted on that horror story a few months ago I'll try and find the link to the post...

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[trebligon]

If people need so much prep, how did those truck stop encounters happen (still happen)? I don't doubt it, it just seems crazy to have the time to lube up and ease into it when gay sex was so clandestine (and presumably still is in less tolerant places).

 

[trebligon]

I ate Fruity Pebbles just now because I was starving and have nothing else in the house. I'm probably having sex in a few hours. Am I sabotaging things?!

 

[mikeyank]

I ate Fruity Pebbles just now because I was starving and have nothing else in the house. I'm probably having sex in a few hours. Am I sabotaging things?!

Again, I am not the person to coach you on the proper digestive preparation but you’re “probably having sex in a few hours” totally intrigues me. If you feel like sharing, I’d love to know some details. Here’s hoping for a fabulous experience.

 

[trebligon]

So, with my discomfort with trying the sex toy thing, and my thinking that I am probably more attuned to topping (if I will enjoy penetrative sex at all), I decided to try getting it over with. So I hired a guy to fuck me. It's scheduled for 1pm EDT. I wanted to get it out of the way so I can not be dwelling on it after school starts in two days.

I don't feel bad for hiring someone (sex workers deserve respect), and I feel like this is much easier than finding someone to fall in love with (a future endeavor, perhaps?) and things like Grindr scare the shit out of me.

 

[mikeyank]

So, with my discomfort with trying the sex toy thing, and my thinking that I am probably more attuned to topping (if I will enjoy penetrative sex at all), I decided to try getting it over with. So I hired a guy to fuck me. It's scheduled for 1pm EDT. I wanted to get it out of the way so I can not be dwelling on it after school starts in two days.

I don't feel bad for hiring someone (sex workers deserve respect), and I feel like this is much easier than finding someone to fall in love with (a future endeavor, perhaps?) and things like Grindr scare the shit out of me.

Nor should you feel badly about it. And as you were describing the sex toy you purchased on Amazon, I was thinking that a real guy with a real penis would seem to make more sense. As long as he understands your situation and will take it slow and be gentle and let you take it at your own pace. I wish you a wonderful experience my friend. Hoping it is great for you. Obviously I’d love to hear back from you to know how it goes. Have fun.

 

[entonces65]

I have done more pitching than catching and not by choice. I consider myself versatile because I think of man to man sex as where one man gets fucked then fucks during the session. Straight guys usually just get fucked, only the experienced ones will flip you over if they aren't looking for their ass to be filled. There are too many exclusives one way or the other that I looked to toys as an answer. My experience is that hiring a sex worker here in America, or finding someone on a connection site are equally risky. There are catfish in both. I do play with toys and have found that I like those that do the fucking as well as vibrating. One product I liked so much I bought two of them just so I had a back-up in case one broke down. I have heard that diet is important if you are a bottom. Douching and time are the central factors here. Google recomends low fiber and a two hour wait period between meals and sex. I am proudly 70yo. I remember taking part in the sex revolution days before HIV. I got lucky in that I joined the Navy and began playing with virgin straight young men. (Quote: All people start off young but few make it to become old. It is an exclusive club RW)

 

[chac54]

So, with my discomfort with trying the sex toy thing, and my thinking that I am probably more attuned to topping (if I will enjoy penetrative sex at all), I decided to try getting it over with. So I hired a guy to fuck me. It's scheduled for 1pm EDT. I wanted to get it out of the way so I can not be dwelling on it after school starts in two days.

I don't feel bad for hiring someone (sex workers deserve respect), and I feel like this is much easier than finding someone to fall in love with (a future endeavor, perhaps?) and things like Grindr scare the shit out of me.

Hey, I've thought of hiring an escort too, I'm very shy and introverted until I get to know someone. No shame in it. Just stay and play safe and have fun!

 

[mikeyank]

Hey, I've thought of hiring an escort too, I'm very shy and introverted until I get to know someone. No shame in it. Just stay and play safe and have fun!

I see nothing wrong with engaging with a member of “the world’s oldest profession “ either. I’ve often recounted on this forum of my engaging young college age students during Spring Break season, in Fort Lauderdale to perform oral sex on them for cash and a Big Mac.

 

[mikeyank]

I have done more pitching than catching and not by choice. I consider myself versatile because I think of man to man sex as where one man gets fucked then fucks during the session. Straight guys usually just get fucked, only the experienced ones will flip you over if they aren't looking for their ass to be filled. There are too many exclusives one way or the other that I looked to toys as an answer. My experience is that hiring a sex worker here in America, or finding someone on a connection site are equally risky. There are catfish in both. I do play with toys and have found that I like those that do the fucking as well as vibrating. One product I liked so much I bought two of them just so I had a back-up in case one broke down. I have heard that diet is important if you are a bottom. Douching and time are the central factors here. Google recomends low fiber and a two hour wait period between meals and sex. I am proudly 70yo. I remember taking part in the sex revolution days before HIV. I got lucky in that I joined the Navy and began playing with virgin straight young men. (Quote: All people start off young but few make it to become old. It is an exclusive club RW)

“ I remember taking part in the sex revolution days before HIV. I got lucky in that I joined the Navy and began playing with virgin straight young men. ”

Definitely a great way to serve your nation, and to avoid HIV at the same time.

 

[trebligon]

Well... that was crazy

 

[mikeyank]

Well... that was crazy

I’ve been thinking about you today and wondering how it went? I’m heading out now to meet friends for drinks and dinner so hopefully by the time I return later you will have reported back to us. I hope it was wonderful or at least felt good.