Inappropriate places for Foruming.

[Markymark]

Not to get back on subject or anything guys, but..... I forumed on my smartphone, in church, while waiting for the choir to gather so we could rehearse. I am SO ashamed, so why am I laughing?

signed as Markymark

 

[Ms. Kianna]

Not to get back on subject or anything guys, but..... I forumed on my smartphone, in church, while waiting for the choir to gather so we could rehearse. I am SO ashamed, so why am I laughing?

signed as Markymark

Church, work, classroom, mothers living room, grocery store, family bar-b-que............smartphones are enabling us to forum in some very bad places.

 

[lovelumps]

Not to get back on subject or anything guys, but..... I forumed on my smartphone, in church, while waiting for the choir to gather so we could rehearse. I am SO ashamed, so why am I laughing?

signed as Markymark

Oh yeah.... Because we can, we will! I love getting away with being very naughty, especially when no one knows!

 

[JLipps4u]

Not to get back on subject or anything guys, but..... I forumed on my smartphone, in church, while waiting for the choir to gather so we could rehearse. I am SO ashamed, so why am I laughing?

signed as Markymark

I don't dare say what I have done in church!

 

[tampa24]

I don't dare say what I have done in church!

Sounds like you're getting ready to write another true life story JLipps. haha

 

[joninliverton]

Sounds like you're getting ready to write another true life story JLipps. haha

But only if the vicar was straight - which nowadays counts a lot out.

 

[JLipps4u]

Sounds like you're getting ready to write another true life story JLipps. haha

No, sorry. This is one story that shall remain in my memories alone. I'd be too embarrassed!

 

[tampa24]

I'd be too embarrassed!

That's never stopped you before. haha

 

[rbar]

The forum is too small to read on my phone, but last night, I made my 2 lesbian friends watch the Blake and Jason episode at a Denny's after Pride. They loved it as much as I did.

 

[tampa24]

I'm curious as to what 2 lesbians would have to say about it. How much did it capture their interest? haha

That reminds me of a lesbian roommate I had in college She was a lipstick lesbian. Very pretty, sweet...feminine. She was not interested at all in men. When we showed her any male porn in magazines she was almost grossed out. She seemed to look at it with an almost morbid sense of curiosity. lol She always said that all penises were "icky". haha

One night she came home after going to see the movie Top Gun with friends. Out of the blue she blurts out to us guys, "I'm just going to say that Tom Cruise is one very good looking guy. Don't ask me anything else!" And she went to bed. haha

 

[JLipps4u]

That's never stopped you before. haha

Trust me Tampa, there are some stories that will never make it to print! They would fall under the category of "Inappropriate people/places/moments" to have sexual relations with. My sexual proclivities know no boundaries.

 

[Ms. Kianna]

Trust me Tampa, there are some stories that will never make it to print! They would fall under the category of "Inappropriate people/places/moments" to have sexual relations with. My sexual proclivities know no boundaries.

My mind is going wild with scenarios........... And they are all inappropriate, but very hot.

 

[rbar]

I'm curious as to what 2 lesbians would have to say about it. How much did it capture their interest? haha

That reminds me of a lesbian roommate I had in college She was a lipstick lesbian. Very pretty, sweet...feminine. She was not interested at all in men. When we showed her any male porn in magazines she was almost grossed out. She seemed to look at it with an almost morbid sense of curiosity. lol She always said that all penises were "icky". haha

One night she came home after going to see the movie Top Gun with friends. Out of the blue she blurts out to us guys, "I'm just going to say that Tom Cruise is one very good looking guy. Don't ask me anything else!" And she went to bed. haha

They actually loved it, even though Broke Straight Boys is a little "vanilla" for their tastes. They are not by any means lipstick lesbians, but they, like several of my lesbian friends actually prefer gay porn. They often come with me to The Eagle (the leather bar in LA) and have sat and watched the hardcore porn on the screens, and even entered and won the porn DVD drawings that they have on Sunday nights. (And not once have they let me borrow any of it!)

That's very funny, but Tom Cruise? Really? I don't see it... But then again, I prefer straight guys. LOL.

 

[tampa24]

That's very funny, but Tom Cruise? Really? I don't see it... But then again, I prefer straight guys. LOL.

LOL Well... Tom Cruise is not the straightest of guys, to be sure. I remember someone else who had a fascination with him though. When Rosie O'Donnell had her old show she had a crush on Cruise also. And of course she's a dyke and a half. haha When he came on her show she famously quipped that she didn't want to have sex with him. She just wanted to watch him do yard work in her yard.

And of course he IS on the open market again. Maybe he'll try marriage with a guy next time.

 

[rbar]

So, it may not have been an inappropriate place, but last night I was at Mr Blacks, one of the hottest gay bars in LA, and surrounded by young, good looking, half-dressed boys, and instead of even noticing them, I was attempting to "forum" on my damn Blackberry (which is no easy feat, since the screen is so small and BB's are not known for their internet capabilities!) My friend actually took my phone from me and didn't give it back until this morning!

 

[Ms. Kianna]

So, it may not have been an inappropriate place, but last night I was at Mr Blacks, one of the hottest gay bars in LA, and surrounded by young, good looking, half-dressed boys, and instead of even noticing them, I was attempting to "forum" on my damn Blackberry (which is no easy feat, since the screen is so small and BB's are not known for their internet capabilities!) My friend actually took my phone from me and didn't give it back until this morning!

This morning????????

Is there a story there?

 

[rbar]

This morning????????

Is there a story there?

Alas, no. Only that neither of us was in any shape to drive and he lives within stumbling distance of the club, so I stayed there. Fear not however, I'm out again tonight, and I have high hopes and expectations!

 

[JLipps4u]

Alas, no. Only that neither of us was in any shape to drive and he lives within stumbling distance of the club, so I stayed there. Fear not however, I'm out again tonight, and I have high hopes and expectations!

DAmn, I miss those days!

 

[Ms. Kianna]

Alas, no. Only that neither of us was in any shape to drive and he lives within stumbling distance of the club, so I stayed there. Fear not however, I'm out again tonight, and I have high hopes and expectations!

Maybe he should let you keep your phone tonight. Then when you start having blurry vision, you can send me a picture of the guy, and I will tell you if he is a keeper. I hate for you to wake up next to something scary............

 

[rbar]

Maybe he should let you keep your phone tonight. Then when you start having blurry vision, you can send me a picture of the guy, and I will tell you if he is a keeper. I hate for you to wake up next to something scary............

LOL. Reminds of the classic one-liner - "Ive never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I've sure woken up with a few..." I think it was even a country song?