Dear Colin and accompanying devices,
Your toy show was most impressive and exciting because it came from you. Just realize that you have a very appealing and reasonably tight rear entrance. You have proved beyond a doubt that you are both willing to do most anything to please your adoring audience and, even if I would prefer you to be gay, you have convinced me that your being "straight but flexible" is a good thing too. I realize your opening up to these increasingly bigger toys may be fun for the audience as well as you at the time, but keep this in mind when suddenly using your double fishhook stretching routine, it contributes to making it increasingly harder to maintain that sexy-boyish tight-lipped seal you were blessed with at birth, your lovingly called browneye.
It is "my sincere hope for you", to remain sufficiently "pristine looking" that, should you inadvertently sit on anything larger than a grapefruit, it doesn't just readily pop in without any effort "in the blink of a "brown-eye". Those, who have observed fisting devotees over time, realize soon that, after so much repeated abuse and stretching, the precious "Brown eye" can take on the shape of a volcano with a gaping hole big enough to drive into without getting out of the car . Then, what had formerly been lovely and sexy, just looks "devastated" as would be expected from some natural disaster, atomic blast, or crater from a moonscape. Having a sagging crater hanging from outside your beautiful rounded-cheeks is never going to be a pretty sight for most. Surely, you have been to the ape pin at a zoo and know exactly of what I speak.
With deepest feelings of friendship and love for you, sweet Colin, you are simply too sexy and beautiful to allow this possible tragic end to happen to your end!
I must cast my eyes elsewhere, whenever a truly dedicated fisting or obsessive size-queen devotee shows off his misshapened and horribly disfigured a-hole, as if it it were some Nobel Peace Prize or Badge of Honor. If truth be known, it looks more like a "Badge of Horror" to most observers!
Colin all I ask, respectfully, is for you to always keep your anterior port seal tight-lipped and pristine, as it is now with the occasional projectile nudging its way to heaven's gate but, I BEG YOU, don't go too far! I, for strictly selfish reasons, hope you will be around these parts(BSB that is) for a long, long time!
Tight lipped and slim hipped! That's the way to be around for a long while!
Affectionately,
Stimpy