Sometimes I am very fond of quoting myself. Generally I am very interested in what I have to say, which makes me a little unique. Others are not NEAR that interested. LOLOLOL
When it comes to porn, I'm an omnivore. I know this is supposed to be a "straight boy" site, and sometimes, there is not even ONE straight boy in a scene. Sometimes it takes quite a bit of imagination to even see the top as “Believably Straight” or at least dominate. Old Fart explained this best to us. I think. I always love it when Old Fart explains the world to us. He usually gets EVERYTHING right!
I grew up in a household where the food preparation was supervised by an old woman that was in her 90's by the time I was a teenager. She ran that household every day until she was 103 years old, and was recognized in the community as a Saint. This was an old Irish woman who started working for my Great Grandmother when she was 12 years old, and helped raise her kids, then passed to my Grandmother and helped raise her family, and was then working for my Mother during my whole life as a kid, and passed when I was a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford in the late 40’s. When we sat down at the table, we ate whatever she had prepared. Absolutely no one would ever think they could complain about anything. You ate what you got. Some of it was fantastic and then some of it was pretty everyday Irish Peasant Food. But whatever we had to eat was way better than all the food we could imagine or wish for, but which was NOT being served on THAT dinner table where we were sitting. John Denver explained this process to us. He said that some days were diamonds and some days are stones. Nothing’s ever good all the time. Which has prepared me for the ups and downs on BSB. LOLOLOL
I’m just saying that its not always Italian Cream Cake that the old Irish Woman at BSB serves up. Sometimes it is Sheppard’s Pie. This scene was ONLY Sheppard’s Pie for me, but I’m just saying. It was damn good Sheppard’s Pie.
Some days are diamonds. Some days are stones. But I loved these stones.
Being an old person, I think I can comment on the habits of old people without appearing judgmental. We tend to glorify the past and see the present circumstances as the world having become a sea of sunbaked baby shit. Don't get me wrong. I love the archives. If I would ever retire, I would love to devote my life to just watching the
Broke Straight Boys archives. I try to be objective. They were unstructured. They were kind of like walking through the mall and picking off this hot kid and then that hot kid and talking them into having sex with one another. They seemed to be just going around picking local guys to have sex. And some of them were clearly gay, and others admittedly bi-sexual and then some started out straight and discovered their gay side right here on
Broke Straight Boys
I'm not critical of members who are critical. I mean, when they point the cameras to the windows and let the light black out the cum shots, I have a hard time being quiet myself, and sometimes I am totally unable to keep quiet. When models have hair styled like Robb, I have a hard time keeping quiet, but I try. When they accept Ashton's decision not to let Landon fuck his ass, I can hardly keep my mouth shut, because i know if I could be in a room with that hot little fucking kid, I'd definitely talk him into letting Landon pop his hot little cherry right here on
Broke Straight Boys Damn that would make my life.
But I'm back to the old Irish Woman that makes up the scenes at
Broke Straight Boys Sometimes its not Italian Cream Cake. Sometimes it's Sheppard's pie. And sometimes its SHITTY Sheppards Pie. With
Broke Straight Boys, acceptance is the answer. They have moved into a structured professional pornographic operation where they put 5 or 6 or more guys together for a week and have them fuck and suck each other, and then show us the results. Crap goes bad and crap goes good. And watch! No matter how hard ANYONE tried to make a hot TOP out of Ashton, nothing went right. They wouldn't know that if they didn't try, and we wouldn't know that if they didn't show us the flaccid pee pee.
See, I think its the best pornographic website on the internet, but then, as Johnny would say, that's just me. I have bad taste and I don't even KNOW all the websites that are available these days. But there is a lot of good shit right here on
Broke Straight Boys
And options are constantly changing. I was so stuck on watching Landon fuck cute little Ashton's hot Baby ass Now, with new possibilities, I’ve changed. I want to see
Xavier Ryan fuck his ass. There's a grand possibility around ever upcoming scene on
Broke Straight Boys
Life is complicated. I don't know whether Xavier's name is to be pronounced with an "X" or a "Z". So when I'm fantasizing about him slam-fucking my ass, I don't really know how I should be fantasizing that I should be screaming his name. When I’m screaming “Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!” I like to get the name right.
I love
Broke Straight Boys, and I accept that some days are stones. But I still don’t think its wrong to be critical of stones! LOLOLOL