Markymark
BSB Addict
Hey vicekid, did you hear the one about the boat passenger who wanted to know if the ship had ever sunk before?
Hey vicekid, did you hear the one about the boat passenger who wanted to know if the ship had ever sunk before?
No! Was it???
On a somewhat more serious note (really) there was a young stewardess on the Titanic and she was one of the survivors. She enjoyed her job and got assigned to another ship, which was a sister ship of the Titanic (it might have been the Olympic). During WW1 that passenger ship while in the cruising in the Mediterranean was torpedoed by a German U-Boat and sunk. Would you believe it that she survived that sinking too? And she still did not give up working on a ship. I recently read her autobiography.
Strange but true.
Vicekid
The friend who holds your hand and says the wrong thing is made of dearer stuff than the one who stays away
Paris, that's excellent. Actually it sounds just like you. As everyone has noticed already anyway, I love you. Despite everything.
Love the jokes, keep them cumming.
Reuben.
Slim,
You are an adorable smart ass!
I love you!
Paris
Reuben, you got your avatar up man, cool!
God, I just told you in a mail that I love you too...this is getting very very emotional...![]()
Really, Jon? If you want terrible, I'll give you terrible!!
What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean?
A= Bob
What do you call a man with no arms or legs lying on the floor?
A= Mat
What do call a man with no legs and no arms hanging on a wall?
Art.
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What do call a man with no legs and no arms lying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
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What do call a man with no legs and no arms in a stock pot?
Stew
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What do call a man with no legs and no arms wedged under your bumper?
Jack
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What do call a man with no legs and no arms crushed under a steam roller?
Mark
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What do call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen.
What if she is Chinese?
Irene.
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A guy's in a bar and starts telling a Polish joke. The bartender stops him and says 'Before you tell this joke, I should warn you that I'm Polish, the big beefy guys on either side of you are Polish and so is our bouncer. Do you really want to tell this joke?' The man thinks about it for a moment and answers 'Nah. Not if I'll have to explain it four times.'
A guy's in a bar and starts telling a Polish joke. The bartender stops him and says 'Before you tell this joke, I should warn you that I'm Polish, the big beefy guys on either side of you are Polish and so is our bouncer. Do you really want to tell this joke?' The man thinks about it for a moment and answers 'Nah. Not if I'll have to explain it four times.'