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What would you do if you were a woman for one day?

Speaking of filming, if I were a real, honest to God, Queen for a Day, with a working vagina, I'd look up the straight asshole I slept with all through high school and college, and who dumped me after we got our "sheepskins." After getting a super, extreme make-over, I would get him alone, seduce him in some swanky hotel room, film the whole, horny episode and send it to his wife. Payback's a bitch, baby, and so am I!!!:evil:

Oh my god, Tequila69, you would make a great woman!...you already have the "emotion" of us girls down!
 
If I were a woman for a whole day, I would have sex just to see how it feels, and those selfish bastards would not be able to leave the room until they give me orgasms. lol. One day is too short to do anything else so that's what I would do :)
 
I'm sorry that I can't think of anything really brilliant to say on the subject. haha Assuming that I could magically be made a little younger for the day also, I think I would probably go to a college campus and have sex with as many straight college guys as I could. I remember in the dorms that sometimes a guy would bring a girl in and other guys would line up in a "train" outside the door waiting their turn. I know it sounds pretty shallow, but since we are only talking about one day I'd like to be that girl. hehe The proverbial kind of girl who you could not take home to meet your mother. LOL In one day there is not much more that I would want to explore other than the sex. :p

Also if it wouldn't hurt and if I could not get or give any STD's. lol
 
A slut is born...

Seven guys waiting in line to fuck the living daylights out of TampaBella,:anyone: without hurting the lady...

No STD's? Better bring a lot of condoms in your purse girl. :blushing:
 
Ha ha

No! Yves Montant... A famous French singer and actor... They should have casted Frank Sinatra instead.

(The movie is called "On a clear day you can see forever" got it on DVD.)
 
Tampa24 brought back memories of when I was in high school. I attended a military boarding school and one night a couple of guys were able to sneak a very pretty young woman (around 20 yrs.) into the senior dorm. She stayed in the dorm 3 hrs. and fucked 20 of us guys. We all got into the room with the girl at the same time and took turns fucking her. I got off watching the other guys stroke their cocks while they waited their turn. I enjoyed watching the guys more than the actual fuck. If I was a woman for one day, I would love to be that girl. She even sucked some of the guys cocks while she was getting fucked. That was a wonderful experience which was never repeated.
 
Ha ha

No! Yves Montant... A famous French singer and actor... They should have casted Frank Sinatra instead.

(The movie is called "On a clear day you can see forever" got it on DVD.)

I'm FIT, so I don't know all this stuff yet (Fag In Training). I was 47 when I came out, Had sex with my first man a month after (I difvorced my wife first). 7 years later and I'm with the same wonderful man! I did sow some wild oats, at his request just to make sure I was happy with him. And I is! (TMI?) Anyway thanx
 
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Last night the fairy came to Tampa. By a touch of her magic stick, he changed into a young blond TampaBelle.

She had a wonderful day and night; was home before 7 a.m.

We made a personal home video for Tampa to remember that special day by forever...
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=efced9d956ec5106c555

PS: Colsbear, for your training... Streisand is essential gay study material. Here another song from that movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JESFet2Bxkg&feature=related

Merci I feel I've learned quite a lot. I loved what I saw on the first video (I skipped through it). I'm Gay but I think the scene was hot. Thanx for the Barbra clip!
 
ROFLMFAO!

Jayshaw! That was me! And I don't remember you! Oh wait, I wasn't asking names.

Actually, I exaggerate. It was only 5 frat brothers. Seriously, when I was in college, I was snuck into a frat house one weekend and forced to service 5 frat brothers for several hours. At least they all thought I was being forced, little did they know, lol. They took turns with me, letting loose all their inhibitions in one big drunken orgy and doing anything and everything they could imagine to me. It was at that point in my life that I realized I didn't have to have a vagina to be treated like a female, and I made peace with myself. I never wanted to have a vagina again!

Thanks Robert, I had not thought about that night in years! It was a wonderful memory! And, if I did wake up one morning as a female, I'd do something similar again, though I doubt it would be as gratifying. I just know it would be fun.
 
ROFLMFAO!

Jayshaw! That was me! And I don't remember you! Oh wait, I wasn't asking names.

Actually, I exaggerate. It was only 5 frat brothers. Seriously, when I was in college, I was snuck into a frat house one weekend and forced to service 5 frat brothers for several hours. At least they all thought I was being forced, little did they know, lol. They took turns with me, letting loose all their inhibitions in one big drunken orgy and doing anything and everything they could imagine to me. It was at that point in my life that I realized I didn't have to have a vagina to be treated like a female, and I made peace with myself. I never wanted to have a vagina again!

Thanks Robert, I had not thought about that night in years! It was a wonderful memory! And, if I did wake up one morning as a female, I'd do something similar again, though I doubt it would be as gratifying. I just know it would be fun.
I absolutely love reading about your experiences with straight guys from your past, JLipps. If you ever feel like writing more about that night with the five frat brothers, you know that you will have at least one appreciative reader, (and I would guess many more than one). It appears that you have lived many of my fantasies, and if I can't be doing it, I sure love to read about it, with all of the "juicy" details included. :001_tt2:
 
ROFLMFAO!

Jayshaw! That was me! And I don't remember you! Oh wait, I wasn't asking names.

Actually, I exaggerate. It was only 5 frat brothers. Seriously, when I was in college, I was snuck into a frat house one weekend and forced to service 5 frat brothers for several hours. At least they all thought I was being forced, little did they know, lol. They took turns with me, letting loose all their inhibitions in one big drunken orgy and doing anything and everything they could imagine to me. It was at that point in my life that I realized I didn't have to have a vagina to be treated like a female, and I made peace with myself. I never wanted to have a vagina again!

Thanks Robert, I had not thought about that night in years! It was a wonderful memory! And, if I did wake up one morning as a female, I'd do something similar again, though I doubt it would be as gratifying. I just know it would be fun.

This is oh so telling of you...you slut! Funny how the number five does ring a bell with me; I was with some friends and a couple of guys were arguing over which one I wanted; I held up two fingers (it's so hard to choose). While we were having fun, one of them asked if I had had enough ("he don't know me very well does he"); three more of his friends came by and the party continued until morning. This is a story I always go back to when my husband asks if I have had "multiple partners." The look on his face was priceless when I told him the story; he wondered up to that point how I can go and go. People will ask me what my favorite number is, I always say five plus me!:001_wub:
 
Last night the fairy came to Tampa. By a touch of her magic stick, he changed into a young blond TampaBelle.

She had a wonderful day and night; was home before 7 a.m.

We made a personal home video for Tampa to remember that special day by forever...
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=efced9d956ec5106c555

PS: Colsbear, for your training... Streisand is essential gay study material. Here another song from that movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JESFet2Bxkg&feature=related

LOL Thanks Robert! You kind of get the idea of what I was going for. Some of those guys in the clip I would have had to give some extra attention to. I like Beth's number of 5 plus me. :) I wouldn't aim for 20 or more. haha With some of my favorites I would want some quality time.
 
Tampa24 brought back memories of when I was in high school. I attended a military boarding school and one night a couple of guys were able to sneak a very pretty young woman (around 20 yrs.) into the senior dorm. She stayed in the dorm 3 hrs. and fucked 20 of us guys. We all got into the room with the girl at the same time and took turns fucking her. I got off watching the other guys stroke their cocks while they waited their turn. I enjoyed watching the guys more than the actual fuck. If I was a woman for one day, I would love to be that girl. She even sucked some of the guys cocks while she was getting fucked. That was a wonderful experience which was never repeated.

Great story Jayshaw!

An upperclassman in my dorm told me a story from the previous year that was very similar to yours. In this case there were several guys naked in the room with one woman. The poor guy telling me this had no idea how much I regretted not being there for that train. Not to be able to have sex with her. But to be able to see him naked having sex with her as he described it to me. lol He was one of the nicest and most handsome guys on our hall.
 
OH no Tampa!

Seriously?!? Dorm rooms? That just brought back a whole new flood of memories! Suffice it to say, I lived in a dorm known as Penis Palace!
 
OH no Tampa!

Seriously?!? Dorm rooms? That just brought back a whole new flood of memories! Suffice it to say, I lived in a dorm known as Penis Palace!

Oh boy! Sounds like someone has some more stories they could share. I know Mikeyank will be chomping at the bit. LOL

I always had to wonder about some of my straight dorm mates. Even though I believe the majority of them were straight, there had to be some homoerotic undertones. Take this very brief story for instance. There were two guys on my hall sharing a dorm room. The one guy was built really solid. Like he probably played football in high school. He was tall, handsome, dark haired, had nice body, and had "game" with the ladies as we would say today. Kind of hunky.

His roommate was the opposite physical build and had no game or confidence with women. lol He was not ugly at all. Quite the opposite. Today we would say he was a twink. He was an 18 y/o adorable blonde, 5'6" tall, 110 lb kid who looked like he could pass for 14 y/o. At 18 y/o I don't think he was shaving yet. Or at least not every day. lol

Apparently these two opposite roomies got along really well. I could see how the tall confident one would take the other friend under his wing like a little brother. There was just that kind of chemistry between them. So what could a "worldly" and experienced guy do to help out his roomie who was probably a virgin with women? And who probably had not even gotten to see a woman naked? Rather than just trying to help get his little buddy laid, he came up with another plan.

The 2 closets in the room had long curtains that pulled across rather than having actual doors. The floors of the inside of the closets were fairly wide. Certainly they were wide enough for a skinny kid to sit inside of. (Hint, hint lol) So the story goes that when the one guy had a hot date that he planned to bring back to the room...he would tell his buddy to hide in the closet, wait and leave the curtain cracked open facing his bed. So they had a routine where they would do this. The one guy would bring home a girl, telling her that he got rid of his roommate for their date. Then he and the girl would go it like bunnies while the other roomie secretly watched.

So he would sometimes have the girl sit on top of him with her back to the closet. So while the blonde twink is watching his roommate's dick going in and out of her, and she's bouncing up and down on his hard dick...the guy fucking the girl is secretly waving, smiling and winking over to his roomie in the closet. His roomie is getting an eyeful of both of them in all their glory and most lust filled moments.

I often thought about that situation and did the math. The blonde twink is probably hard as a rock and wanting to beat off. But he has to be very quiet. So maybe can beat off. Maybe not. He probably doesn't dare cum because it would make too much noise. So I always wondered what happened after the woman left the room. I'm thinking that the guy probably stayed naked after the sex. Then he's got his buddy who comes out of the closet and they giddily talk about what just happened. Like two 18-19 y/o kids would. lol

The twink no doubt is horny as hell and in need of some serious relief himself. I wonder if this hunky roommate's blonde buddy would just pull out his dick and jack off beside him on the bed once they were alone after the date. Maybe the blonde guy was naked inside the closet. Since he had just watched his buddy naked and with a hardon there would have been no need for modesty. And since the buddy was probably still naked...I imagine that the blonde twink probably jacked off while his roommate was still naked. And the hunky naked guy probably watched his little buddy jack off.

As to what else might have happened with two naked 18, 19y/o guys who could probably go for 2-3 more rounds...after the girl left the room... Well, that's a fantasy I'll have to carry to this day. LOL
 
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Oh boy! Sounds like someone has some more stories they could share. I know Mikeyank will be chomping at the bit. LOL

I always had to wonder about some of my straight dorm mates. Even though I believe the majority of them were straight, there had to be some homoerotic undertones. Take this very brief story for instance. There were two guys on my hall sharing a dorm room. The one guy was built really solid. Like he probably played football in high school. He was tall, handsome, dark haired, had nice body, and had "game" with the ladies as we would say today. Kind of hunky.

His roommate was the opposite physical build and had no game or confidence with women. lol He was not ugly at all. Quite the opposite. Today we would say he was a twink. He was an 18 y/o adorable blonde, 5'6" tall, 110 lb kid who looked like he could pass for 14 y/o. At 18 y/o I don't think he was shaving yet. Or at least not every day. lol

Apparently these two opposite roomies got along really well. I could see how the tall confident one would take the other friend under his wing like a little brother. There was just that kind of chemistry between them. So what could a "worldly" and experienced guy do to help out his roomie who was probably a virgin with women? And who probably had not even gotten to see a woman naked? Rather than just trying to help get his little buddy laid, he came up with another plan.

The 2 closets in the room had long curtains that pulled across rather than having actual doors. The floors of the inside of the closets were fairly wide. Certainly they were wide enough for a skinny kid to sit inside of. (Hint, hint lol) So the story goes that when the one guy had a hot date that he planned to bring back to the room...he would tell his buddy to hide in the closet, wait and leave the curtain cracked open facing his bed. So they had a routine where they would do this. The one guy would bring home a girl, telling her that he got rid of his roommate for their date. Then he and the girl would go it like bunnies while the other roomie secretly watched.

So he would sometimes have the girl sit on top of him with her back to the closet. So while the blonde twink is watching his roommate's dick going in and out of her, and she's bouncing up and down on his hard dick...the guy fucking the girl is secretly waving, smiling and winking over to his roomie in the closet. His roomie is getting an eyeful of both of them in all their glory and most lust filled moments.

I often thought about that situation and did the math. The blonde twink is probably hard as a rock and wanting to beat off. But he has to be very quiet. So maybe can beat off. Maybe not. He probably doesn't dare cum because it would make too much noise. So I always wondered what happened after the woman left the room. I'm thinking that the guy probably stayed naked after the sex. Then he's got his buddy who comes out of the closet and they giddily talk about what just happened. Like two 18-19 y/o kids would. lol

The twink no doubt is horny as hell and in need of some serious relief himself. I wonder if this hunky roommate's blonde buddy would just pull out his dick and jack off beside him on the bed once they were alone after the date. Maybe the blonde guy was naked inside the closet. Since he had just watched his buddy naked and with a hardon there would have been no need for modesty. And since the buddy was probably still naked...I imagine that the blonde twink probably jacked off while his roommate was still naked. And the hunky naked guy probably watched his little buddy jack off.

As to what else might have happened with two naked 18, 19y/o guys who could probably go for 2-3 more rounds...after the girl left the room... Well, that's a fantasy I'll have to carry to this day. LOL
Tampa, while you know that I would love to read some of JLipps detailed encounters from his dorm days, your story regarding your two dorm mates sure did the trick for me, to arouse me tremendously, picturing that most unusual, but highly erotic scenario between the alpha straight jock, and his cute as a bunny little twink roommate. There was a definite aire of homoeroticism in that setup, to exactly what extent it went, I guess we will never know. (Unless you attend a college reunion, and one of them tells you the secrets from "the closet", so to speak).

During my Freshmen year of college, the RA for our wing had the corner room. He was an inter-mural football jock, with a body similar to our latest Broke Straight Boys, Jacob, (minus the tattoos). His roommate was a shorter, thinner guy with blonde hair to our RA's taller, dark haired good looks. The RA would open their door late at night to yell at us, when we were making too much noise, and he would be wearing just white or actually yellowish jockey shorts, showing his treasure trail and rather lovely looking bulge in his underpants. I always wondered if the shorter blonde kid who was his roommate ever "helped out" the RA, behind closed doors. I had no particular reason to believe that, but it sure made for a hot fantasy.

Thanks to JLipps & Tampa, for reminding me of college dorm days of 18-21 year old kid's on their own for the first time, often dressed in next to nothing in those days of an all male dorm. Hot stories, and hot memories. :masterbate:
 
Great stories JLIPPS and Tampa! Very exciting to read. Tell us more. JLIPPS I especially what to hear more about the Penis Palace.
 
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