Tanner & Marcus give two bestest BSB possible t-shirt mottos

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Tanner: "....you'll feel it in your ass soon." This is the very quintessence of encouragement and optimism."
Marcus: "...well that is a lot of dick." A wonderful factual statement.

Both of these would be great Broke Straight Boys mottos to emblazen upon a t-shirt/cum towel.

Danke dudes for a BuenoBootyrifficBumsen Session.