mikeyank
Long time forumite
This could go on Reddit's sub for TIFU (today I fucked up)
Ok, y'all I just had a moment of pure panic and I'll let you all laugh at me (or with me now) I was having some "me time" with a new toy that I had bought during the pandemic and never really used before (it's a Lovense Hush) and I of course did the stupid thing and got the larger one. Well on with the story... as I've said before, I am a very large dude and I got myself prepped and popped it in after 20 minutes or so of warming up. Well a time a bit later I'm done and time to remove it and the damn thing won't come out, I can't get a good enough grip on it It's in there like a Chinese finger trap!
Now as it is, access to the rear department is already a bit of a challenge being large, and OMG my arms were burning and my back killing me twisting and turning trying to get a grip on the hooked handle to pull the damn thing out. I'm laying on my bed thinking I'm gonna have to figure out a way to somehow MacGyver this or suck it up and go to urgent care and turn 75 shades of red explaining why I was there (and pay a $200 deductible)
I was contemplating using a pair of channel lock plyers or maybe some vise grips and it finally dawned on me to just wash off the damn lube and see if that would help, so after a quick jump in the shower I finally was able to get the dang thing out (ouch!) Only my pride and a huge scratch from one of my nails on my ass cheek were the causality of the fiasco. Lesson learned, bigger is NOT always better
Hope everyone's day was good, I'm just gonna go to bed now and contemplate getting a FWB for playtime instead of toys
I had to go and use the āgoogle machineā to look up Lovense Hush. From your story it is in the family I surmised, but I was clueless that there was an app generated, remote controlled butt plug on the market. Boy, am I innocent to such things.
Iām glad everything ācame out alrightā, so to speak. Lol. For anyone else innocent to the world of sexual technology, as I was, I copied a couple of images of Chacās love toy.