My Porn Pet Peeves

[Jaybifla]

Well, math is not my forte. But at that rate (roughly $11 to CB and the model gets back $5), it looks like CB takes a 54.5% cut on all tokens. And if that's at a "sale" or "discounted" price... I shudder to think of the base profit margin they squeeze out of people buying the tokens at full price. Over 60% no doubt. Does one also have to pay sales taxes on the purchase transactions for tokens?

And just as with gift cards, any unused tokens just add money to the bottom line of CB.

no, there is no sales tax on the tokens purchased. The more you buy, the bigger the discount…..but it ain’t much. There are a lot of models who set a tip goal of 5000 tokens ($250) to cum. Some can get there in an hour and others never get there because it’s an unrealistic goal if the model ain’t all that. The models are all paid and Americans are issued a 10-99 self employed tax form every year.

 

[tampa24]

No, there is no sales tax on the tokens purchased. The more you buy, the bigger the discount…..but it ain’t much. There are a lot of models who set a tip goal of 5000 tokens ($250) to cum. Some can get there in an hour and others never get there because it’s an unrealistic goal if the model ain’t all that. The models are all paid and Americans are issued a 10-99 self employed tax form every year.

Thanks for the info Jay.

 

[br6205]

It is no secret I have many memberships but never had a desire to join Chaturbate or Onlyfans.

 

[Jaybifla]

Ok this is kinda related to porn but not. I am nosey as hell and check out rentmen very often. Not to hire an escort, necessarily, but just to see who’s on. I’m not embarrassed because I’ve hired escorts before and would do it again. My pet peeve are the men who don’t just give the information. For example…. Orientation: ask me
why the fuck do I need to ask?
another one is…… Safe: ask me
damnit just say safe or anything goes.
The thing that aggravates me is that most of these guys will say “best way to contact me is by text message. No back and forth”. Well damnit you already got me asking 2 questions right off the bat and you don’t want no back and forth. Lmao

I do recommend checking out rentmen tho. You’ll be surprised who you might see?

 

[Jaybifla]

Another Chaturbate pet peeve. People who put “sshhh……roommates are home“. Or “sshhh…….parents are asleep” in their thumbnail info.

well why the fuck are you online? lol. And why are you shushing me? Take your ass to bed and stream another day, because I need to be able to hear you moan.

 

[br6205]

Ok this is kinda related to porn but not. I am nosey as hell and check out rentmen very often. Not to hire an escort, necessarily, but just to see who’s on. I’m not embarrassed because I’ve hired escorts before and would do it again. My pet peeve are the men who don’t just give the information. For example…. Orientation: ask me
why the fuck do I need to ask?
another one is…… Safe: ask me
damnit just say safe or anything goes.
The thing that aggravates me is that most of these guys will say “best way to contact me is by text message. No back and forth”. Well damnit you already got me asking 2 questions right off the bat and you don’t want no back and forth. Lmao

I do recommend checking out rentmen tho. You’ll be surprised who you might see?

Interesting I never been on the site nor for that matter paid for sex but then again I am an idiot so bravo what ever you like doing, do it while you can AI applaud you . As far what an idiot writes well some people just don't have it up stairs and feel happy you do.

 

[Jaybifla]

Interesting I never been on the site nor for that matter paid for sex but then again I am an idiot so bravo what ever you like doing, do it while you can AI applaud you . As far what an idiot writes well some people just don't have it up stairs and feel happy you do.

You should really have a look, br. It’s addictive because you do see familiar porn stars on there. Mostly it’s random guys and you can choose just about anywhere in the world. I haven’t hired an escort in a long time but I have hired a few when I was traveling for work. When you’re single and horny it can be such a hassle to bother looking for it via apps like grindr, scruff etc. guys can be flaky and never show or never look like their pictures. It was just easier to pay someone hot for an hour and bipass all the flaky bullshit from guys on dating apps. But now I just get a kick out of looking. I have seen personal friends that don’t know I have seen them.

 

[br6205]

You should really have a look, br. It’s addictive because you do see familiar porn stars on there. Mostly it’s random guys and you can choose just about anywhere in the world. I haven’t hired an escort in a long time but I have hired a few when I was traveling for work. When you’re single and horny it can be such a hassle to bother looking for it via apps like grindr, scruff etc. guys can be flaky and never show or never look like their pictures. It was just easier to pay someone hot for an hour and bipass all the flaky bullshit from guys on dating apps. But now I just get a kick out of looking. I have seen personal friends that don’t know I have seen them.

Sounds interesting. I do look at Chaturbate not to chat but to look at what is on there and save interesting guys & couples although believe it or not if you ever have seen my thread you now I do not lack for porn. Lately I have been reading but my eyes from a lifetime of abuse have days like yesterday when they don't function as I wish they would.

 

[Jaybifla]

Sounds interesting. I do look at Chaturbate not to chat but to look at what is on there and save interesting guys & couples although believe it or not if you ever have seen my thread you now I do not lack for porn. Lately I have been reading but my eyes from a lifetime of abuse have days like yesterday when they don't function as I wish they would.

I look at Chaturbate A LOT.

 

[br6205]

I look at Chaturbate A LOT.

I was just working on my sports image collection and am fuming. a source of hot athletes , many naked just disappeared! This is not an issue with porn sites at least those I go to. Of course since COVID some get bought out & their content changes often for the worse. I could name one in particular but I won't Sorry, I usually look once per day to save a few more interesting.

 

[peterh6308]

And as I mentioned Peter and I met here in New York City and we drove upstate to meet Betu. We spoke to Johnny every day during the trip. And Peter pulled out the big surprise of having Damien Kyle talk to Betu on Peter’s phone. I’ll never forget the expression on Betu’s face while talking to Damien Kyle. Great memories.

Hahaha yes Richard's face was priceless!!! Do you remember you told me to take a pic of him talking to Damien Kyle? I said "he's on my phone how am I supposed to take his pic my phone is my camera" lololol Oh technology was new to us back then. When Richard hung up he was speechless having just talked to the Damion Kyle and after he settled down he said "I have never been star struck in my life until now"

 

[mikeyank]

Hahaha yes Richard's face was priceless!!! Do you remember you told me to take a pic of him talking to Damien Kyle? I said "he's on my phone how am I supposed to take his pic my phone is my camera" lololol Oh technology was new to us back then. When Richard hung up he was speechless having just talked to the Damion Kyle and after he settled down he said "I have never been star struck in my life until now"

I still smile when I think of it. I can still picture exactly where I was sitting in the booth of the tavern with Richard opposite me and you sitting next to him. You made his day talking to D.K. If only you had gotten Ayden on the phone to talk to me, I would have joined Richard with that stunned speechless look on my face too. Ayden still makes me drool.

 

[br6205]

I still smile when I think of it. I can still picture exactly where I was sitting in the booth of the tavern with Richard opposite me and you sitting next to him. You made his day talking to D.K. If only you had gotten Ayden on the phone to talk to me, I would have joined Richard with that stunned speechless look on my face too. Ayden still makes me drool.

I hope you are wearing a bib

 

[Jaybifla]

I get sick of guys taking selfies in the bathroom with all their shit out on the counter. And I HATE when you can see the toilet.

 

[chac54]

I get sick of guys taking selfies in the bathroom with all their shit out on the counter. And I HATE when you can see the toilet.

Even worse when they take a dick pic sitting on the toilet like dude, I don't wanna see the bowl

 

[BrokeStraightBoys]

Still seeing porn where the guys socks never come off. It drives me nuts

 

[trebligon]

So many things irritate me with porn. Then again, I have always been a generally irritable person. I'm actually more easygoing as I age.

1. Socks, or worse shoes. Sex should be completely naked, IMO. I actually find feet to be largely unpleasant to look at, but since I have been enjoying being gay more lately, I have found myself so irked by socks, I sometimes jump ahead in a video seeking out feet just to make a quick assessment of the viability of enjoyment. Little has turned me off as much as a sudden awareness of socks. It's gotten so bad, I actually get really turned on by the removal of socks, and then don't want to look at the feet. Shoes are even more annoying because it takes willful effort to remain shoed while otherwise nude. I was kind of into those gangbangy videos of "dorms" (mostly for the random bareback fucking, and not so much the rapey stuff) but now they are universally with shoes on, and it grosses me out. Shoes are so dirty.

2. Speaking of being grossed out, really mucous-y spit. I prefer to see lube being used, because I have a kind of weak stomach, and mucous is a trigger for gagging. I'll be watching some great scene and then somehow this thick white shit is coming out of someone's mouth. I'll go from being turned on to nearly vomiting in a second.

3. This is probably pretty controversial, but I dislike tattoos. I fully support anyone's right to alter their body in any way. I have considered for a long time getting a tattoo of the sun on my arm to honor my mom (her name was Sol, Spanish for sun). But I find them anti-sexy. Some people's body art can be beautiful, and I can appreciate the artistry. But I think the human body is a great work of art in and of itself, in an atheistic sort of way. To me, tattoos distract from or block the view of the body. It also makes me think about poor judgment if the tattoo seems especially inane, generic, or poorly-placed (especially on the face or neck). I also hate pictures of ugly things (like skulls) on people. And I hate things that look back at me. And writing. I find reading extremely distracting.

4. This is mostly for those free sites. I find fisting to be deeply unpleasant looking. I don't mind a person having discomfort from being penetrated, but I do find it very difficult to look at something that looks like something that could easily cause actual physical damage. And I wouldn't willingly click on an image of fisting, or the prolapsed anus, or anything like that. So when they show up as suggested videos, it's very frustrating to have my eyes assaulted. And I have yet to see a site that offers a means of making a video "do not suggest".

5. Shaved pubes. I kind of like body hair, but I especially hate hairless pubic region. I immediately think "child". Little turns me off more than thinking of children.

6. Bad editing. Specifically, where they cut away from key moments, like penetration or changing position. I tried a subscription to a different website a few months ago, and it had all the videos edited with no shots of penetration, and it annoyed the fuck out of me. Like I had just paid for one of those shitty clip versions that are used to promote on a free site.

That's just some. I could probably go on and on with these things, but today's insomnia is loosening its grip.

 

[Jaybifla]

Rosebud assholes (anal prolapse). God bless anyone who has one that isn’t by choice but I don’t understand those who think this is sexy. But if that’s your thing, you do you.

Hahaha. Thanks @trebligon for liking this comment. I forgot I wrote this and the comment still stands. It’s gonna be a no from me! And I see people licking them and sucking on them in videos. So gross!

 

[br6205]

Hahaha. Thanks @trebligon for liking this comment. I forgot I wrote this and the comment still stands. It’s gonna be a no from me! And I see people licking them and sucking on them in videos. So gross!

What makes this world go around are our different tastes . The thing I hate the most is old fat men who insist in doing scenes with young models. Hair & most tats are not an issue for me ifthe quality of the performance is good.

 

[mikeyank]

So many things irritate me with porn. Then again, I have always been a generally irritable person. I'm actually more easygoing as I age.

1. Socks, or worse shoes. Sex should be completely naked, IMO. I actually find feet to be largely unpleasant to look at, but since I have been enjoying being gay more lately, I have found myself so irked by socks, I sometimes jump ahead in a video seeking out feet just to make a quick assessment of the viability of enjoyment. Little has turned me off as much as a sudden awareness of socks. It's gotten so bad, I actually get really turned on by the removal of socks, and then don't want to look at the feet. Shoes are even more annoying because it takes willful effort to remain shoed while otherwise nude. I was kind of into those gangbangy videos of "dorms" (mostly for the random bareback fucking, and not so much the rapey stuff) but now they are universally with shoes on, and it grosses me out. Shoes are so dirty.

2. Speaking of being grossed out, really mucous-y spit. I prefer to see lube being used, because I have a kind of weak stomach, and mucous is a trigger for gagging. I'll be watching some great scene and then somehow this thick white shit is coming out of someone's mouth. I'll go from being turned on to nearly vomiting in a second.

3. This is probably pretty controversial, but I dislike tattoos. I fully support anyone's right to alter their body in any way. I have considered for a long time getting a tattoo of the sun on my arm to honor my mom (her name was Sol, Spanish for sun). But I find them anti-sexy. Some people's body art can be beautiful, and I can appreciate the artistry. But I think the human body is a great work of art in and of itself, in an atheistic sort of way. To me, tattoos distract from or block the view of the body. It also makes me think about poor judgment if the tattoo seems especially inane, generic, or poorly-placed (especially on the face or neck). I also hate pictures of ugly things (like skulls) on people. And I hate things that look back at me. And writing. I find reading extremely distracting.

4. This is mostly for those free sites. I find fisting to be deeply unpleasant looking. I don't mind a person having discomfort from being penetrated, but I do find it very difficult to look at something that looks like something that could easily cause actual physical damage. And I wouldn't willingly click on an image of fisting, or the prolapsed anus, or anything like that. So when they show up as suggested videos, it's very frustrating to have my eyes assaulted. And I have yet to see a site that offers a means of making a video "do not suggest".

5. Shaved pubes. I kind of like body hair, but I especially hate hairless pubic region. I immediately think "child". Little turns me off more than thinking of children.

6. Bad editing. Specifically, where they cut away from key moments, like penetration or changing position. I tried a subscription to a different website a few months ago, and it had all the videos edited with no shots of penetration, and it annoyed the fuck out of me. Like I had just paid for one of those shitty clip versions that are used to promote on a free site.

That's just some. I could probably go on and on with these things, but today's insomnia is loosening its grip.

Thanks so much trebligon for responding to another marvelous thread where you very eloquently spell out your turn-offs in porn. Indeed sex and sexual desire is so very subjective and so while I don’t necessarily share your peeves, I sure love reading what you write. Please keep expressing yourself here. You are a breath of fresh air here.