My Porn Pet Peeves

[rudychavarria]

Snowballs in July, huh? haha

Yeah lol but not just in July also in all the other months too.

 

[Beth]

I'd say my biggest porn pet peeve is when the delicious man milk is wasted. I love it when guys cum swap or eat their own cum.

Nectar of the Gods!

 

[peterh6308]

One of my favorite things about Kaden Alexander is he likes to do all the nasty shit ie: rimming, toe sucking etc. Now thats hot stuff for me..

 

[joninliverton]

One of my favorite things about Kaden Alexander is he likes to do all the nasty shit ie: rimming, toe sucking etc. Now thats hot stuff for me..

Right on Peter..

 

[johnny]

That's not really so much my thing Johnny. I mean I enjoy a beautiful butt to glance at. But I've never been an ass man. I especially don't enjoy staring directly at an anus. lol But then I'm not anally fixated anyway. But more power to you buddy. Vive la difference! haha

Feeling a little crude these days Tampa. Don't want you to think I am a pig. Guess I am. Just don't want you to think of me like that.
Just a old butt lover. Johnny

 

[tampa24]

I would never think you were a pig Johnny. haha

 

[betudidntknow]

....Just a old butt lover.:

Ahhh yes.....a man after my own heart! I love the symmetry of the male ASS! Some big, some small, some firm, some with a little "wiggle giggle"! I can spot a nice ass on a man from any distance!

I also can assess someone's package from a good distance! Oh yea...I'm good like that!

 

[johnny]

Ahhh yes.....a man after my own heart! I love the symmetry of the male ASS! Some big, some small, some firm, some with a little "wiggle giggle"! I can spot a nice ass on a man from any distance!

I also can assess someone's package from a good distance! Oh yea...I'm good like that!

Me to beta. Love your new Avatar. Thought how did he get my picture ? Then put my glasses on. LOL LOL
Oh well.
Good Day Buddy..
johnny

 

[mikeyank]

Just a old butt lover. Johnny

Ahhh yes.....a man after my own heart! I love the symmetry of the male ASS! Some big, some small, some firm, some with a little "wiggle giggle"! I can spot a nice ass on a man from any distance!

I also can assess someone's package from a good distance! Oh yea...I'm good like that!

It figures that two admitted tops on the forum are both huge ass lovers!

 

[Ambivalent]

I watch a lot of porn and have so for many years. Some are great and some are awful. Here are some of the things that really irritate me.

1. A scene where the performers are not completely nude until about half way through the scene.

2. Clothes. I do not get off watching a guy getting a blow job with his penis sticking out of his pants or underwear. I want to see the whole package. The same with shirts gliding over his dick while he is being serviced.

3. Body parts. There is a good oral or bottom scene and all you see is a hand, arm or leg obstructing what is actually going on. Makes me want to reach into the screen and pull the arm or leg out of the way. Nothing should obstruct the view between the camera and the action.

4. Cum shots. You have a guy who is cumming and saying I'm going to cum, Oh, Oh, Oh here it cums and the whole time the camera is focused on his face. When the camera pans down all you see it the cum where ever it landed.

This is what I love about Broke Straight Boys After a short interview, the guys are told to get naked. The action begins and in the tradition of this site the camera work has always been excellent. I credit every producer who has worked on this site since the beginning. Yes, JohnnyBlu, I am including you too. What you did and captured in the orgy scene was phenomenal. If I didn't know better, I would say you were either double or triple jointed to capture all that you did.

Thank you, Broke Straight Boys, for the excellent quality of adult entertainment you provide for us.

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Louis - this made me laugh! Most of your PPP's (porn pet peeves) are mine, also ;-)

My famous (infamous???) acronym, is, "TOSS" ~ "TAKE OFF that STUPID SHIRT, SHOES, SHORTS, and SOCKS!!!

"A" ;-)

 

[joninliverton]

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Louis - this made me laugh! Most of your PPP's (porn pet peeves) are mine, also ;-)

My famous (infamous???) acronym, is, "TOSS" ~ "TAKE OFF that STUPID SHIRT, SHOES, SHORTS, and SOCKS!!!

"A" ;-)

This is where I differ. In real life I like a guys smells on the clothes that he wears, it reminds me of what produced those smells - as in body sweat. So I get very turned on if I'm making out with a guy and my face get's buried in his shirt armpits or crotch of his jeans as it is like a prerequisite of whats to come. Different folks for different strokes I guess

 

[Jaybifla]

Models who moan like girls. I’ve seen it a lot lately. Guys with dirty fingernails. Guys with holes in their underwear or socks. Razor burn.

 

[BrokeStraightBoys]

Guys who leave their socks on through the entire porn scene

 

[Jaybifla]

Guys who leave their socks on through the entire porn scene

Haha. Yep and with the bottoms looking like they walked across a mud floor

 

[Jaybifla]

Btw. When I say I’ve seen it a lot lately I meant in porn clips on Twitter and not necessarily Broke Straight Boys boys. I follow a lot of porn performers on Twitter.

 

[mikeyank]

Wow Jay. Thank you finding this post that was started by Louis back in 2014. It is a forum Hall of Fame for me, including posts from one of my best friends ever on the forum, the late Johnny from San Francisco and the late Betu from upstate New York who I spent a day with along with Peter during our “Formite Trip” in October 2014. RIP to both.

And posts by Jon, Beth, Ambi, and my longtime current forum compadres, Peter, Stowe, Tampa and a cameo by Johnny’s crush rudychavarria from Torrence California. If you want to see why Johnny had a crush on Rudy, see one of his posts and go to his profile and click on his two albums, very hot kid.

Excuse me for this nostalgic trip back into the rich history of our forum. Now back to regularly scheduled forum posting….lol

 

[br6205]

Guys who look pained or mad.

 

[Jaybifla]

Wow Jay. Thank you finding this post that was started by Louis back in 2014. It is a forum Hall of Fame for me, including posts from one of my best friends ever on the forum, the late Johnny from San Francisco and the late Betu from upstate New York who I spent a day with along with Peter during our “Formite Trip” in October 2014. RIP to both.

And posts by Jon, Beth, Ambi, and my longtime current forum compadres, Peter, Stowe, Tampa and a cameo by Johnny’s crush rudychavarria from Torrence California. If you want to see why Johnny had a crush on Rudy, see one of his posts and go to his profile and click on his two albums, very hot kid.

Excuse me for this nostalgic trip back into the rich history of our forum. Now back to regularly scheduled forum posting….lol

Aww, yw. I loved reading through the comments.

 

[Jaybifla]

Rosebud assholes (anal prolapse). God bless anyone who has one that isn’t by choice but I don’t understand those who think this is sexy. But if that’s your thing, you do you.

 

[br6205]

Sexy?