My Porn Pet Peeves

[louis33705]

I watch a lot of porn and have so for many years. Some are great and some are awful. Here are some of the things that really irritate me.

1. A scene where the performers are not completely nude until about half way through the scene.

2. Clothes. I do not get off watching a guy getting a blow job with his penis sticking out of his pants or underwear. I want to see the whole package. The same with shirts gliding over his dick while he is being serviced.

3. Body parts. There is a good oral or bottom scene and all you see is a hand, arm or leg obstructing what is actually going on. Makes me want to reach into the screen and pull the arm or leg out of the way. Nothing should obstruct the view between the camera and the action.

4. Cum shots. You have a guy who is cumming and saying I'm going to cum, Oh, Oh, Oh here it cums and the whole time the camera is focused on his face. When the camera pans down all you see it the cum where ever it landed.

This is what I love about Broke Straight Boys After a short interview, the guys are told to get naked. The action begins and in the tradition of this site the camera work has always been excellent. I credit every producer who has worked on this site since the beginning. Yes, JohnnyBlu, I am including you too. What you did and captured in the orgy scene was phenomenal. If I didn't know better, I would say you were either double or triple jointed to capture all that you did.

Thank you, Broke Straight Boys, for the excellent quality of adult entertainment you provide for us.

 

[Beth]

Well shit Louis, I thought we were going to say, "my pet peeve is that I don't last as long as the models!" hahaha

 

[louis33705]

Well shit Louis, I thought we were going to say, "my pet peeve is that I don't last as long as the models!" hahaha

At my old age I can last longer than a 1, 2, 3 hour movie. It takes a lot longer to crank up this old engine these days.

 

[stowe1]

I watch a lot of porn and have so for many years. Some are great and some are awful. Here are some of the things that really irritate me.

1. A scene where the performers are not completely nude until about half way through the scene.

2. Clothes. I do not get off watching a guy getting a blow job with his penis sticking out of his pants or underwear. I want to see the whole package. The same with shirts gliding over his dick while he is being serviced.

3. Body parts. There is a good oral or bottom scene and all you see is a hand, arm or leg obstructing what is actually going on. Makes me want to reach into the screen and pull the arm or leg out of the way. Nothing should obstruct the view between the camera and the action.

4. Cum shots. You have a guy who is cumming and saying I'm going to cum, Oh, Oh, Oh here it cums and the whole time the camera is focused on his face. When the camera pans down all you see it the cum where ever it landed.

This is what I love about Broke Straight Boys After a short interview, the guys are told to get naked. The action begins and in the tradition of this site the camera work has always been excellent. I credit every producer who has worked on this site since the beginning. Yes, JohnnyBlu, I am including you too. What you did and captured in the orgy scene was phenomenal. If I didn't know better, I would say you were either double or triple jointed to capture all that you did.

Thank you, Broke Straight Boys, for the excellent quality of adult entertainment you provide for us.

I have to say, louis, every one you listed would also be on my list; plus two others:

1. Models getting an erection or a semi- by rubbing their dick while still in underwear either on the outside or sticking their hand inside. We all know what a soft dick looks like and we all know that no matter the size soft it will grow to a decent size or they wouldn't be on a porn site anyway. I personally like to watch a penis enlarge while it is being stimulated. Having said that, from reading posts from others on the forum I gather there are those who have an underwear fetish and like this sort of thing. So a mix of both approaches is fine with me and it seems that what our johnny has been doing here.

2. Over the top moaning and groaning - what I call the "Kodi" effect - it is as if some models watch straight porn and think they have to squeal as loudly as the women in those. To me the louder and screechier the moaning and groaning, the more fake it sounds. Again, this doesn't happen all that often here, especially recently. Just take the five guys in the orgy scene. They are prime examples of what I like about Broke Straight Boys - we have real men who can man-up when they bottom and display whatever discomfort they might experience in an appropriate display of emotion and not like some cheap d-list porn site.

 

[betudidntknow]

Quite a compilation of peeves Louis! I too have enjoyed porn for a number of years and a few things that I don't care for in a video;
1) Models constantly looking into the camera
2) Fake or over dramatization of moaning or facial expressions
3) Completely shaved pubes and "bung holes"
4) Unless it's an outdoor scene, socks or shoes in a bed

 

[joninliverton]

I like all those things you disagree about.

 

[peterh6308]

I don't know why this bothers me, but I hate to see a bottom packing more then the top!! lol

 

[joninliverton]

I don't know why this bothers me, but I hate to see a bottom packing more then the top!! lol

Yes it seems like a waste of resource doesn't it.

 

[Beth]

Yes it seems like a waste of resource doesn't it.

That would also be like only one of the guys cumming, but not the other....bummer.....

 

[tampa24]

One of my peeves is when a guy is getting a blowjob and he just sits there staring off into space with his arms draped across the back of the sofa. lol Like he's watching a ballgame on mute. haha

 

[betudidntknow]

I don't know why this bothers me, but I hate to see a bottom packing more then the top!! lol

Interesting Peter....I am quite the opposite on that one! I especially enjoy when a bottom with a big dick can stay hard while bottoming and his dick just bounces up and down; Sam & Trent from ABFT 3/9/14; is a good example of this for me! That's a whole lot of big and hard just bobbing up....and...down.....I think that's HOT!

 

[mikeyank]

One of my peeves is when a guy is getting a blowjob and he just sits there staring off into space with his arms draped across the back of the sofa. lol Like he's watching a ballgame on mute. haha

I have an opposite reaction, which may be why different types of guys attract us both Tampa. I am very much into a totally straight acting dude with an "entitled" attitude sitting back with his arms behind his head enjoying his servicing, while an appreciative hard working cocksucker is taking care of him.

That is why it's impossible to definitively say what makes a great porn model or scene. Much like beauty, it is all in the eye of the beholder.

 

[Ash Parker]

Silence is my pet peeve.

Whether it's a solo or a duo I want dirty talk. I want to know that each person is 100% into what they are doing. Infact I think it's even more important in a solo as there is so little else going on.

 

[Beth]

Silence is my pet peeve.

Whether it's a solo or a duo I want dirty talk. I want to know that each person is 100% into what they are doing. Infact I think it's even more important in a solo as there is so little else going on.

So true; a dirty mind is a bad thing to waste! I also like it when a pair call out each other's name...nummy!

 

[rudychavarria]

I fully agree with all the comments above. Broke Straight Boys delivers each scene to the fullest and to 100% and more. Keep the superb work going a few 1000 scenes more.

 

[johnny]

When you have a Beautiful Ass and don't show it off in all possible ways. Nothing more beautiful than a beautiful ass hole in your face. You know ....Like Paul did with Zeno Kostas...

 

[rudychavarria]

I'd say my biggest porn pet peeve is when the delicious man milk is wasted. I love it when guys cum swap or eat their own cum.

 

[tampa24]

I have an opposite reaction, which may be why different types of guys attract us both Tampa. I am very much into a totally straight acting dude with an "entitled" attitude sitting back with his arms behind his head enjoying his servicing, while an appreciative hard working cocksucker is taking care of him.

I was actually thinking of someone from Broke Straight Boys-1. haha

 

[tampa24]

When you have a Beautiful Ass and don't show it off in all possible ways. Nothing more beautiful than a beautiful ass hole in your face. You know ....Like Paul did with Zeno Kostas...

That's not really so much my thing Johnny. I mean I enjoy a beautiful butt to glance at. But I've never been an ass man. I especially don't enjoy staring directly at an anus. lol But then I'm not anally fixated anyway. But more power to you buddy. Vive la difference! haha

 

[tampa24]

I'd say my biggest porn pet peeve is when the delicious man milk is wasted. I love it when guys cum swap or eat their own cum.

Snowballs in July, huh? haha