Well, at least he get to "hold his equipment" while "focusing on naked and semi-naked beautiful men." Shit, there I go again, taking a perfectly wonderful profession and making it dirty; bad girl, bad girl!
Funny, but not so much...go figure. I do especially like it though when Steve grabs my ass(es) and squeezes as he's fucking me. I wonder if Ian's a "spanker" or "spankie?"