MikeR and Steven, pt 2 - Are you kidding me?

[slimvintage]

Bob's is obviously Such Good Vibes, so he can keep what he already has on his driver's license.

BAND is maybe better than this suggestion for Praisy, but I need some real enthusiasm in his acronym: Praise Is Great! describes him even when he has his housecoat and slippers on, and his hair in curlers, and is anyway more like HOG and SOW. Do you accept PIG! Mr. Praise? If you don't like it I have another possibility, but HOG and I both would love to welcome you to our sty, and you can have the exclamation point all for YOU.

 

[mikeyank]

Bob's is obviously Such Good Vibes, so he can keep what he already has on his driver's license.

BAND is maybe better than this suggestion for Praisy, but I need some real enthusiasm in his acronym: Praise Is Great! describes him even when he has his housecoat and slippers on, and his hair in curlers, and is anyway more like HOG and SOW. Do you accept PIG! Mr. Praise? If you don't like it I have another possibility, but HOG and I both would love to welcome you to our sty, and you can have the exclamation point all for YOU.

SOW, this is HOG checking in, and Praise is welcome to be PIG! in my sty, anytime he likes.

 

[Ms. Kianna]

SOW, this is HOG checking in, and Praise is welcome to be PIG! in my sty, anytime he likes.

Suddenly, I feel like "Old MacDonald" instead of Ms. Kianna.

 

[slimvintage]

Suddenly, I feel like "Old MacDonald" instead of Ms. Kianna.

Hell gurl, you are in serious error, forget MsK, it's VORacious from now on sistah.

 

[slimvintage]

SOW, this is HOG checking in, and Praise is welcome to be PIG! in my sty, anytime he likes.

That would be serious fun, very bad. Illegal and antisocial. Not Republican. VORacious might have to kick you away from the young if you hadn't had your dinner. Actually I think PIG! is the only litter on the farm at the moment. Don't look at him with those small, mean, deepset eyes dude. HOG hath a lean and hungry look methinks.


Othello, William Shakespeare

 

[praise3473]

Bob's is obviously Such Good Vibes, so he can keep what he already has on his driver's license.

BAND is maybe better than this suggestion for Praisy, but I need some real enthusiasm in his acronym: Praise Is Great! describes him even when he has his housecoat and slippers on, and his hair in curlers, and is anyway more like HOG and SOW. Do you accept PIG! Mr. Praise? If you don't like it I have another possibility, but HOG and I both would love to welcome you to our sty, and you can have the exclamation point all for YOU.

Oh, mylanta! I'm taken aback.... Pushed forward, then taken aback again.... Speechless, yet still able to type. This is a huge honor. I feel like i just won the lottery, or better yet, backstage passes to Lady GaGA. "Cant read my, can't read my, poker face. Can't read my, can't read my, poker face. Popopo.... popopo.... poker face." I want to take a moment to thank all the little people that made this possible -- Webster, Gary Coleman, Tattoo from Fantasy Island, Danny Divito, and Mini Me from the Austin Powers movies. "I'll shag you rotten."

Slim, of course I accept your invitation. Mama raised a lot things, but mama didn't raise no fool. I will gladly join you among the BROKE STRAIGHT elite. You can even knight me if you want. Just make sure you use protection. I'm not that type of girl. Actually I'm not a girl at all, but you know what I mean.

PIG - Praise Is Great! It has a nice ring to it. I'm king of the world! The kids back in the trailer park said I would never amount to anything. What do they know? Hell, they can go suck a dick.... right after I'm done with it.

Listen up, party people. You have to come hang out some in the DAMN! That Sizzles! thread. That bitch only has three replies in it so far. Making me feel underappreciated and overexposed, like yesterdays douche. I know it's better than that. Show some love for the new PIG in the sty.

The Artist formerly known as PRAISE!

 

[lovelumps]

Oh, my...

Ladies like Ms. K and Love Lumps have at times single-handedly made everyone friends again after various knock-out/drag-out type sessions on this forum in the past.

Abe

BTW, I will keep my acronymn A-B-E lol

Abe, I don't know what to say...

LL

 

[cumrag27]

Wow, Praise, your PIG packs a Punch!

Oh, mylanta! I'm taken aback.... Pushed forward, then taken aback again.... Speechless, yet still able to type. This is a huge honor. I feel like i just won the lottery, or better yet, backstage passes to Lady GaGA. "Cant read my, can't read my, poker face. Can't read my, can't read my, poker face. Popopo.... popopo.... poker face." I want to take a moment to thank all the little people that made this possible -- Webster, Gary Coleman, Tattoo from Fantasy Island, Danny Divito, and Mini Me from the Austin Powers movies. "I'll shag you rotten."

Slim, of course I accept your invitation. Mama raised a lot things, but mama didn't raise no fool. I will gladly join you among the BROKE STRAIGHT elite. You can even knight me if you want. Just make sure you use protection. I'm not that type of girl. Actually I'm not a girl at all, but you know what I mean.

PIG - Praise Is Great! It has a nice ring to it. I'm king of the world! The kids back in the trailer park said I would never amount to anything. What do they know? Hell, they can go suck a dick.... right after I'm done with it.

Listen up, party people. You have to come hang out some in the DAMN! That Sizzles! thread. That bitch only has three replies in it so far. Making me feel underappreciated and overexposed, like yesterdays douche. I know it's better than that. Show some love for the new PIG in the sty.

The Artist formerly known as PRAISE!

Dear PIG or Praise,

Now I know why people often hesitate at my screen name. Anyway, your line:

"The Artist formerly known as PRAISE!"

hasn't come as a page taken from Prince formerly known as... biography, has it? I see you are most fiesty and temptingly fresh. Two things we have been needing lately on the forum, but namely new meat as well. I fully know what it means to be yesterday's douche, symbolically speaking of course. Yes, again you speak, as if directly to me, knowing full well its significance and that special emptiness one feels after all is said and done.

In particular, I find your statement...I want to take a moment to thank all the little people that made this possible -- Webster, Gary Coleman, Tattoo from Fantasy Island, Danny Divito, and Mini Me from the Austin Powers movies. "I'll shag you rotten."

Endless seas of short, hairy, and waving legs instantly come to mind. And then, there are the lace edged long sleeved shirts cuffs that add an element of tumbleweeds in an abandoned mining town in the middle of the deseret out west. To many elements to sort out! Hoooh!!! I guess I must follow your implied orders and reply to your ignored thread or live in fear. See you real soon!

 

[lesit78]

OH, my. "Porn Authority." = PA. My daddy left me when I was just a little diva. I always wondered what happened to him. And come to find out, he's been here all along - staring at young cocks and aces. PA. Shit! This may not be a Kodak moment, but it's definitely not one I will forget. We have a lot of catching up to do. PA, can you teach me how to throw the football? Surprise. Surprise. I throw like a girl.

Fresh Face, Fresh Voice.... that boy Praise!

Well Praise, if you start calling me PA...then I'll have to start calling you Half Pint! If this makes no sense, it may if you've ever been a fan of LHOTP lol!

A-B-E

 

[praise3473]

Well Praise, if you start calling me PA...then I'll have to start calling you Half Pint! If this makes no sense, it may if you've ever been a fan of LHOTP lol!

A-B-E

Hey, don't leave me hangin' like a broken yo-yo. Abush, what is LHOTP?
Please tell me. I hate being on the outside of an inside joke. I also hate being on the outside of a threesome, but that's beside the point. U have my undivided attention.

Fresh Face, Fresh Voice... that boy PRAISE!

 

[lovelumps]

Well Praise, if you start calling me PA...then I'll have to start calling you Half Pint! If this makes no sense, it may if you've ever been a fan of LHOTP lol!

A-B-E

Oh, my... that is FUNNY!!!

 

[lesit78]

Abe, I don't know what to say...

LL

For starters Love Lumps, you can say "You're welcome", cuz you ladies have really smoothed things out numerous times and personally, I thank you and appreciate it...and you!

Abe

 

[lesit78]

Hey, don't leave me hangin' like a broken yo-yo. Abush, what is LHOTP?
Please tell me. I hate being on the outside of an inside joke. I also hate being on the outside of a threesome, but that's beside the point. U have my undivided attention.

Fresh Face, Fresh Voice... that boy PRAISE!

LOL Praise...

LHOTP, or sometimes LHOP, is the acronym for that 70's tv show Little House On The Prairie starring Michael Landon, Karen Grassle, and of course Melissa Gilbert (aka Pa's "Half Pint" on the show).

Abe

 

[lovelumps]

For starters Love Lumps, you can say "You're welcome", cuz you ladies have really smoothed things out numerous times and personally, I thank you and appreciate it...and you!

Abe

Well, I appreciate you, and hope you'll stick around!

 

[praise3473]

Thanks man!

Praise, you are absolutely HILARIOUS! Where did you learn to write like you do? Do you talk like this too? And yes, Ms. K is the best of the best, we all love her to pieces!

Ladies like Ms. K and Love Lumps have at times single-handedly made everyone friends again after various knock-out/drag-out type sessions on this forum in the past.

Abe

BTW, I will keep my acronymn A-B-E lol

Good question. Abe, I have always known in my heart that I was born to be a writer, but I have had a hard time actually finishing a poject once starting. I have always been a quitter, or at least I used to be until I finally pulled my head out of my ass.

I have a book that is completely written that I believe will be a New York Times bestseller. Some will say that will never happen, but at some point you have to believe in yourself enough to fight for your dreams. I am currently looking for a publisher.

Fresh Face, Fresh Voice... PRAISE!

 

[Ms. Kianna]

Good question. Abe, I have always known in my heart that I was born to be a writer, but I have had a hard time actually finishing a poject once starting. I have always been a quitter, or at least I used to be until I finally pulled my head out of my ass.

I have a book that is completely written that I believe will be a New York Times bestseller. Some will say that will never happen, but at some point you have to believe in yourself enough to fight for your dreams. I am currently looking for a publisher.

Fresh Face, Fresh Voice... PRAISE!

What is your book about? I am very interested!

 

[SGVBOB]

and MINE?

 

[Ms. Kianna]

and MINE?

Your book? If you have one, I would love to hear about it too.