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LOL she's married now. Thankfuck! Turning gay was weird, I did NOT see it coming.

...did it just sneak up from behind; do you find you're a 'natural' bottom?! hahaha couldn't help it

Okay, now for the introductions: Hi Andy, I'm Beth. Your photo is very nice; so what type of guys do you go for?
 
Welcome to the forum. Sorry for the issues you experienced. I will be looking into that. :P

Hey Mark, what the hell; I don't think experiencing a woman should be considered and "issue" to "look into!" Wait Mark...are you gonna try "the other pink meat?!" You better post it on the BTS!:bump:
 
Haha, that was naughty Beth :p Nice to meet you. I can top or bottom, either one is fine by me... more of a top, maybe, but not by far.
For a casual fuck, I prefer guys who aren't too ripped, strong legs and brown eyed. Dick size, I tend to prefer normal to smallish. No tats is a bonus.
For dating, looks don't matter much to me, I'd rather not be stuck with a dolt once the initial eye candy rush is over. So I go for sweet guys whom I can trust and who can make me laugh :) Trust being the keyword <33a.
 
Welcome Andy, read all your post and you fit right in Amigo. First time clumsy is erotic!! My partner was straight when we hooked up and when he realized I don't break all the fun started. In Argie right now huh? Is the country still going crazy over our new Pope? You are right S American men are beautiful. I worked with a young guy who was half Brazilian 6'2 slim olive skin and green eyes, his first day I told him to call me Papi!! he laughed and did for the next 2 years, my partner didn't like him!! Welcome again:welcome:
 
LOL Papi huh? Kinky. Thanks for the warm welcome Peter. Yeah my Argie ex went off backpacking, I needed to get out of Chile so he talked me into staying here. I don't know many people in the area though.. so I'm using PCs again lol.
Everybody here is crazy about the pope. As an ex christian, I'm not as impressed.. But let's leave it at that :p
Uhmmm... is your partner still straight? How did you snag him? I still wonder if my first guy didn't use some voodoo technique to to make me fall for him ;) The bstrd! :p <33a
 
LOL Papi huh? Kinky. Thanks for the warm welcome Peter. Yeah my Argie ex went off backpacking, I needed to get out of Chile so he talked me into staying here. I don't know many people in the area though.. so I'm using PCs again lol.
Everybody here is crazy about the pope. As an ex christian, I'm not as impressed.. But let's leave it at that :p
Uhmmm... is your partner still straight? How did you snag him? I still wonder if my first guy didn't use some voodoo technique to to make me fall for him ;) The bstrd! :p <33a
Long story which most everybody here knows already so just a recap lol We met in 1988 and became best friends. In 1990 we hooked up and remained a couple until 4 years ago when he passed away. But he did have 2 kid during this time and they are still a huge part of my life as I am in there's. William told me once he wanted to be with me "that way" because no woman would love him more (selfish bastard)lol
 
Hey Jon,
England? Lucky you. Wanna trade? LOL.
I tried 3 different browsers, no dice. I tend to be wordy.. long-winded I guess. Hopefully the issue will sort itself out soon.
I debated on whether to use a selfie for my avatar or not.. I'm pretty self-conscious. But why not, lol. This was taken a few months ago, in Argentina.
Thanks for the welcome! :)
<33 a.

Wanna trade, ermm I'm not sure we Brits would be welcome in Argentina with the Malvinas issue still in the melting pot - but that's another subject.

I'm glad you are now happy with your sexuality. I am 100pc gay and although I had one brief momentary lapse of reason when I was 14 and almost fucked a girl, it's been all guys for me.
 
Thanks Grace, ((Mark)) :)

Thanks Robert, that's one scary pepper lol. South Americans in general are hot sexy people, very easy on the eyes. I'm in Argentina right now - isn't the Queen of the Netherlands from here? Argie probably has the most beautiful women in the world. Terrible temper, though, starting with their MILFy president.

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That's correct Andy, Holland has an Argentine Queen now, and indeed she is very pretty.

 
Jon, I doubt the Malvinas thing would be an issue. I know a Brit who's been living here for quite a while now, apparently nobody has ever brought this up. She prefers Rio though but, like me, she has to move backwards and forwards to keep her visas legal.

Robert, that's the girl.. so fit. Actually everybody here is fit and beautiful, I think it's their diet. Lots of protein and veggies. Whenever I go back home I instantly gain at least 5 lbs from all the ultra processed carbs and fats. Eep.
 
Jon, I doubt the Malvinas thing would be an issue. I know a Brit who's been living here for quite a while now, apparently nobody has ever brought this up. She prefers Rio though but, like me, she has to move backwards and forwards to keep her visas legal.

Quite true Andy, generally it's not the people that bring this up its the politicians. I'd love to visit Rio, it looks so beautiful.
 
Quite true Andy, generally it's not the people that bring this up its the politicians. I'd love to visit Rio, it looks so beautiful.
"young gay brit gets lost and robbed in Rio, and is forced to do porn to get home" hum I'd buy the video. haha
 
"young gay brit gets lost and robbed in Rio, and is forced to do porn to get home" hum I'd buy the video. haha

Haha, sounds like a winner video ;) No need for porn if you don't want to do it, if you're willing to strip down to your undies there are a few companies that will reward you quite generously :p <33a
 
Hi Andy! Welcome to our funny little home away from home! I love your story, and how open you've been so far :)
 
Thank you, LL :) I hope I haven't been too open. In recovery I've learnt (well, still learning I should say) to be upfront. Maybe old age has made me less paranoid too, lol. <33a.

Nope, not too open! That's hard to do on here;) Sharing is good, upfront feels great, and this is a perfect place for TMI :D
 
Haha, sounds like a winner video ;) No need for porn if you don't want to do it, if you're willing to strip down to your undies there are a few companies that will reward you quite generously :p <33a

Send me the application form, and that's Andy's idea and not Peter's.
 
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