Hair....from head to toe and other topics...

[LoganBroad]

I would like to see guys who meet the following criteria, which from what I have read, some of my personal criteria is in line with Blumedia's criteria for hiring models, at least the written criteria on their web sites. And I will comment on the types of scenes that are not interesting. I am curious as to how many members agree?

1. Models should be clean shaven, the face that is.
2. Body hair should not be shaved.
3. No tatoos or piercings.
4. clean cut, all american look.
5. just clean in general and well groomed.
6. Ditch the military haircuts, unless they are actually in the armed services.
7. No shaved heads or nearly shaved heads.
8. Must be able to get and maintain an erection throughout the episode.
9. Must shower at the studio before filming (I hope they do this anyway).
10. Less one-way or one-sided action where one guy does not get fucked and does not suck dick and the other guy does all the work.
11. Solos are boring.
12 Two guys sitting beside each other jacking their own dicks is boring. Mutual masturbation is great.
13. Would prefer to see oral in every episode.
14. Avoid three-ways. Too much going on and my eyes don't know where to look or who to watch. Same with orgy scenes.

Everybody has an opinon and a right to express it, and I expect many forumites will do so. PLEASE remember to be civil and courteous. Disagree with ideas but don't attack people for having a different opinion. There is room for us all in here. That is what makes America great. Robust and open discussion is often the incubator for great ideas that lead to improvements.

Here is a pretty straight boy:

 

[LoganBroad]

This boy is perfect, very hot!

 

[Iwnt2doU]

For the most part I'd agree. I don't mind a couple of tattoos or piercings. As for hair, I don't mind "manscaping" but really do object to total removal of all hair from pits, pubes and butt. My biggest complaint is with the videographer or editor who fails to let me see some of the things I do like. For example, if a guy has his nipples pierced I'd like to see that long enough to check them out. Or if there is a tattoo, let's see it at some point close enough to be able to read it. As a bit of a pit queen I'd like to see if a guy has pit hair and how much there is.

 

[LoganBroad]

Nice bush on this one!

 

[slimvintage]

Logues,

As far as the type of kid, I'd say that Josh, MikeR's buddy from the dune buggy accident, is my paradigm brokie. I like Logan's and Tyler's urbanity and brains, but li'l Josh was so smart and well mannered and hot and dear and open that he stole my heart.

That said, I think your point about stiffies is the most crucial one you make. I like big, floppy (uncut) dicks, but if they don't perk up as the scene progresses you wonder what the concept behind the action actually is. Cialis and Viagra are a pornie's breath mints, to help him do his job. He shouldn't leave them in the blister pack.

I posted on the forum years ago that the anomie of a sad pair of brokies side by side on the futon, jacking their own dicks, lonely in a crowd, was a dismal turn-off at the end of a scene. I think it's just as hot for two guys to wank each other to orgasm as it is for them to fuck.

As far as hair is concerned, everyone has a look or style that suits him best. I actually like to notice if a model gets his hair cut differently between trips to the studio.

Natural body hair for sure. I love "hair trousers" on blond 18 year olds: hairy legs and butt, treasure trail, but smooth belly and chest.

I like the guys to be bright and amusing, but hey...

 

[laman4men]

I agree!!

 

[JLipps4u]

oh Slimmie my dear! Why'd you haVe to mention lil Josh. I so adored that young man! I try to not think of him, but alas, you have reopened that suppressed lust! Ahhhhh

Logan,
I really do like your taste in men. They are hotties. This one at the bottom is just luscious!
I personally don't care too much for the manscaping. I prefer the natural look, even a bit on the hairy side, specially the legs and crotch area. However, I do prefer a smooth chest, but don't mind some hair. Guys that have very little hair, I think should just remove it and be smooth.
As for tats and piercings, I am fascinated by them, and often find them attractive. However, I just can't wrap my head around the thought of a prince Albert, and that I don't find attractive, but rather, distractive. Guys that have just random meaningless tats all over I also find distracting, but well designed and thought out tatts I do find sexy. But, that is just me!

 

[tampa24]

Hey LB,

I like your list and agreed with the majority of it. As far as showering at the studio though we don't even know if they have a communal shower available there. However since they did mention in one scene that the other guys were "upstairs" I tend to think they film where they are staying. Just a guess. Florida doesn't have basements because the water table is too close to the surface. But if you insisted that the models shower right before their scenes then you would have a bunch of wet haired models. lol And I don't think the wet haired look ids nearly as attractive as dry.

Broke Straight Boys 1.0 had a few models like CJ among others who showed up looking in rough shape and in bad need of a good shower and shampoo. Clean looking hair is a big deal to me. With people in general and models in particular. I can't stand the greasy look or the uncombed look. So hopefully any model on Broke Straight Boys 2.0 who thinks he can shower on the day of shooting and skip a hair shampoo until the following day will be told differently.

One thing not on your list was the issue of sunburn. I'm not saying that sunburns totally ruin a scene. Because they don't. But neither does it help the scenes. It's just that when models are hired to be used in front of a camera you want them to look their absolute best.

Because the models are being brought to Ft. Lauderdale from northern climates year round they all want to go the beach, get some sun and enjoy the beautiful scantily clad people. That is the natural inclination of any regular tourist or visitor who comes here. But if you bring a young clueless guy from Michigan, Minnesota or New Jersey down here in December or March and he wants to sit out at the pool or go to the beach he is typically oblivious to the fact that the sun is much stronger this far south. So caution and a good sunscreen are a must.

Just as pro ball players have a clause in their contracts saying that they cannot ride a motorcycle....models should be warned in writing and otherwise that if they get a bad sunburn that they will not be used in filming. It's a somewhat empty threat after you have paid to fly them all the way to Florida and if you have no backup model to replace them. But they don't need to know that. lol It's enough to tell them that you have the right to refuse to film them and pay them if they don't follow that rule.

 

[DrabBoiz]

This boy is perfect, very hot!

That is the hot and hairy Diego; he did some work for College Dudes.com! (And a couple of straight sites)

 

[MissDeidra]

I <3 me some hair pants. Just sayin.

 

[cumrag27]

Preferred criteria for Broke Straight Boys models.

Logues,

As far as the type of kid, I'd say that Josh, MikeR's buddy from the dune buggy accident, is my paradigm brokie. I like Logan's and Tyler's urbanity and brains, but li'l Josh was so smart and well mannered and hot and dear and open that he stole my heart.

That said, I think your point about stiffies is the most crucial one you make. I like big, floppy (uncut) dicks, but if they don't perk up as the scene progresses you wonder what the concept behind the action actually is. Cialis and Viagra are a pornie's breath mints, to help him do his job. He shouldn't leave them in the blister pack.

I posted on the forum years ago that the anomie of a sad pair of brokies side by side on the futon, jacking their own dicks, lonely in a crowd, was a dismal turn-off at the end of a scene. I think it's just as hot for two guys to wank each other to orgasm as it is for them to fuck.

As far as hair is concerned, everyone has a look or style that suits him best. I actually like to notice if a model gets his hair cut differently between trips to the studio.

Natural body hair for sure. I love "hair trousers" on blond 18 year olds: hairy legs and butt, treasure trail, but smooth belly and chest.

I like the guys to be bright and amusing, but hey...

Dear Slim,

Have you been sneaking a peak at my notes already? Concerning your preference for models, I too liked Josh and thought that he was adorable. I have often wondered if the momentary unconfirmed relationship with Porn Shane and Josh was real or just our wishful thinking on the part of the membership.

Concerning stiffies, without their blossoming to their masculine peak, why have a party without the "honored guest"? Because of the age of our models, I hate for them to have to rely on chemicals to get it up. I think forumites should organize as volunteers a "EFB - Emergency Fluffer Brigade" to prevent overdependence on drugs and the multitude of side effects they risk taking them, and to let the models "Go on with the show"! Anyone can have an occasional bout with "Erectile Dysfunction" at any time. But developing a chemical dependence for doing something as natural as an erection is in the long run self-defeating. Slim, I second your liking for..."big, floppy (uncut) dicks". I just get off watching that extra skin for the shaft sliding back and forth in a j/o scene. Also, it is a special treat to see their glans covered by their foreskin only to peel it back showing their succulent and and hopefully leaking dickhead. The first person I had sex with was uncut and, although it seemed a little strange looking to me at the time, I took note of the extra sensitivity it provided the lucky intact fellow.

I too find two horny guys finishing an otherwise hot b/j or anal scene by going to their corners and jacking themself off IS WAY, WAY TOO SAD AND A WASTE OF ALL THAT SEXUAL ENERGY, NOT TO MENTION A PERFECTLY GOOD CUM SHOT AND THEIR CUM LOAD. I BELIEVE MOST GUYS NATURALLY HAVE A MORE INTENSE ORGASM WHEN THEIR PARTNER FINISHES THEM OFF. Slim, I have to agree with your statement..."I think it's just as hot for two guys to wank each other to orgasm as it is for them to fuck".

I feel hair is a personal choice as long as it is neat and clean. I have a preference for minimally hairy pubes and balls and ass. I prefer little body hair and no back hair at all. The less the better, but I have gone down many times on a close friend who has the nearest thing to a tropical rain-forest for pubes and I have manages to find his beautiful dick anyway without a GPS device. I just rather not end up with a mouthful of curly, obviously pubic hairs after wards. I always especially appreciated those rare times he manscaped his pubes for neatness sake. I found it much more attractive. For him as hairy as he was below the waist, shaving was not a reasonable option. But, I have always had a liking for those shaved smooth skinned guys that I know personally or have seen on Broke Straight Boys or other sites. I know they are experiencing much greater sensitivity once removing their pubes. Try it once before you knock it.

And finally, it isn't all about falling within strict specifications anyway. I find it is mostly about their heart. If I can relate to a model showing they have a heart, then I am as good as sold on them. So, when I see a model with an bad attitude or objecting to every little invitation, then I find that to be a big turnoff. We don't need all the drama, we just need sexually appealing and healthy looking real people being their real self with some real action on the set.

I want to thank Slim for his being "so very intuitive" about most of his choices. We have more in common than I thought possible.

Sincerely,


Stimpy

 

[slimvintage]

Stimps, you and I see the world as though through one pair of eyes and perceive it sensorily as if we shared a big floppy dick between us.

Your back hair caveat is absolutely right. I think it was Gore Vidal who noticed that young guys, before they grow anything to speak of on their chests or abs or certainly on their backs, often already have quite hairy legs and asses. As these faunlike creatures age, and the decades go by, this hair dichotomy shifts to above the equator: you find dear old men with a shawl of fuzz covering their upper arms, chests and backs, and hairless leggies sticking out from under their towels, lined up on the sauna bench discussing whether you should have bought Terex six months ago or if you can still get 7% out of it between now and the end of December.

 

[Denny Bear]

1. Models should be clean shaven, the face that is. (I Agree)

2. Body hair should not be shaved. (Here I disagree, I prefer my hotties very well landscaped) “Which reminds me, do you know why the Good Lord made pubic hair soft and curly? If it was stiff and straight it would poke you in the eyes.”

3. No tattoos or piercings. (Disagree slightly, I actually like a small amount of well placed ink and a bit of jewelry here and there is ok as long as it is not over done.)

4. Clean cut, all American look. (YEP)

5. Just clean in general and well groomed. (OH YEA)

6. Ditch the military haircuts, unless they are actually in the armed services. (This bears discussion but I sort of agree with you)

7. No shaved heads or nearly shaved heads. (Absolutely agree)

8. Must be able to get and maintain an erection throughout the episode. (Yep)

9. Must shower at the studio before filming (I hope they do this anyway). (Yep)

10. Less one-way or one-sided action where one guy does not get fucked and does not suck dick and the other guy does all the work. (Agreed)

11. Solos are boring. (I agree but I understand we have to have a few just to make things work but wake me when there over)

12 Two guys sitting beside each other jacking their own dicks is boring. Mutual masturbation is great. (Agreed)

13. Would prefer to see oral in every episode. (Same Here)

14. Avoid three-ways. Too much going on and my eyes don't know where to look or who to watch. Same with orgy scenes. (For the most part correct but I have seen a few hot 3 ways.)

 

[LoganBroad]

How about these two. They would look good on Broke Straight Boys!

Two more hotties....

 

[LoganBroad]

and some more hot bodies and pretty faces........

 

[LoganBroad]

This one has hair on his chest, natural, beautiful....

 

[LoganBroad]

If you want to see some ugly men, go to a British porn site. Too much in-breeding on that Island for too many centuries. I'm sorry, it is just plain true.

 

[JLipps4u]

Oh My!!!! Are these all from College Dudes? Damn, I sure hope so!

and some more hot bodies and pretty faces........

 

[LoganBroad]

Oh My!!!! Are these all from College Dudes? Damn, I sure hope so!

The last 4 are from Corbin Fisher, but College Dudes has lots and lots of hotties, they tend to have shorter hair than the 4 guys in the pics above. But the College Dudes boys are clean, clean cut, not a lot of tattoos, they look healthy - not like they are hooked on crystal, very collegiate looking, no "rough trade" or anything like that.

 

[LoganBroad]

hairy chest, but not too hairy