Dear Tequila69, angleone, and Robb,  
I am here to squelch the rumors that I have too much time on my hands.  You guys seem to be so concerned with my hands and what I do with them, I am beginning to think this is some kind of conspiracy or something.  And besides, whatever and whomever I do with my hands is my business, especially at this time of night!  You guys are not with the IR$ or the thought police, are you?
Then, I have one final question to ask each of you..."What God-forsaken purpose are you guys up for at this time of night"?  What was that again?  I don't need any backtalk! (showing dominance)
It has been quite a while since i have been hit-on three guys at once at this hour of the night!  I guess I must be loving it, too!  Need I say more!
For gods sake, get some much needed beauty sleep, fellas!
Sincerely,
Stimpy