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Chad: What a Tease!

Stimpy, what a cinema Sherlock Holmes you are! You made my night, my day, and my whole week with this great post. I was LMFAO! You are an intelligent, creative, and funny man. I wish I had met you after I graduated from college. I would have never let you go!
 
What is this about the "pot" calling the "kettle" BLACK

Stimpy, what a cinema Sherlock Holmes you are! You made my night, my day, and my whole week with this great post. I was LMFAO! You are an intelligent, creative, and funny man. I wish I had met you after I graduated from college. I would have never let you go!

You guys are just too much. You make being with Broke Straight Boys a fun affair.

Stimpy, you got WAY too much time on your hands, buddy. But I'm luvin' it!

Dear Tequila69, angleone, and Robb,

I am here to squelch the rumors that I have too much time on my hands. You guys seem to be so concerned with my hands and what I do with them, I am beginning to think this is some kind of conspiracy or something. And besides, whatever and whomever I do with my hands is my business, especially at this time of night! You guys are not with the IR$ or the thought police, are you?

Then, I have one final question to ask each of you..."What God-forsaken purpose are you guys up for at this time of night"? What was that again? I don't need any backtalk! (showing dominance)

It has been quite a while since i have been hit-on three guys at once at this hour of the night! I guess I must be loving it, too! Need I say more!

For gods sake, get some much needed beauty sleep, fellas!


Sincerely,


Stimpy
 
Dear Tequila69, angleone, and Robb,

I am here to squelch the rumors that I have too much time on my hands. You guys seem to be so concerned with my hands and what I do with them, I am beginning to think this is some kind of conspiracy or something. And besides, whatever and whomever I do with my hands is my business, especially at this time of night! You guys are not with the IR$ or the thought police, are you?

Then, I have one final question to ask each of you..."What God-forsaken purpose are you guys up for at this time of night"? What was that again? I don't need any backtalk! (showing dominance)

It has been quite a while since i have been hit-on three guys at once at this hour of the night! I guess I must be loving it, too! Need I say more!

For gods sake, get some much needed beauty sleep, fellas!


Sincerely,


Stimpy

Stimpy, Stimpy Stimpy

First, could you please "show dominance" in another color besides dark orchard. Just doesn't show up very dominantly on the screen.

Second and lastly, how do you know that we need "much needed beauty sleep". Haven't you heard...we are going to be the new sexy, breath-taking models for the new Broke Straight Boys-3 one day. We're just practicing our stamina. All right boys, that's a wrap. :001_tongue:
 
Life ain't easy for a boy named Sue!

Stimpy, Stimpy Stimpy

First, could you please "show dominance" in another color besides dark orchard. Just doesn't show up very dominantly on the screen.

Second and lastly, how do you know that we need "much needed beauty sleep". Haven't you heard...we are going to be the new sexy, breath-taking models for the new Broke Straight Boys-3 one day. We're just practicing our stamina. All right boys, that's a wrap. :001_tongue:

Dear Robb.

Have you ever heard a Johnny Cash song entitled "A Boy Named Sue"?

http://youtu.be/n--1wR4L7zg

"I knew the name Sue would make you strong", Johnny Cash explains in the song. I feel it is just as logical for someone seeking "dominance" using the color "dark orchad" would naturally require them to be strong too, just like being named "Sue".

Call me a doubting Thomas, but for the next part, well, I'll see it first before I believe it and leave it at that!LOL Just remember we insist on kissing, lots of kissing, and real chemistry on the set as we all remember Dupont saying "Better Loving(or is it Living) Through Chemistry"!

Maybe Broke Straight Boys should adopt this slogan too!


Sincerely,


Stimpy
 
Dear Tequila69, angleone, and Robb,

I am here to squelch the rumors that I have too much time on my hands. You guys seem to be so concerned with my hands and what I do with them, I am beginning to think this is some kind of conspiracy or something. And besides, whatever and whomever I do with my hands is my business, especially at this time of night! You guys are not with the IR$ or the thought police, are you?

Then, I have one final question to ask each of you..."What God-forsaken purpose are you guys up for at this time of night"? What was that again? I don't need any backtalk! (showing dominance)

It has been quite a while since i have been hit-on three guys at once at this hour of the night! I guess I must be loving it, too! Need I say more!

For gods sake, get some much needed beauty sleep, fellas!


Sincerely,


Stimpy
You can add me as a member of the "Stimpy Fan Club". You are respected, admired, and beloved by many, many folks here, my friend.

Sit back and bask in all the love. You deserve it. :thumbup1:
 
Being a tease isn't a natural thing - one must practice, practice and practice. One really becomes proficient when one can get a person embrassed by all the attention. I'm older now, but I still like to play the tease. I think it's fun and healthy to flirt - it makes one young or in my case, it keeps me youthful. Enjoy.
 
Call it a lovefest, call it what you will. It is simply real and not scripted!

You can add me as a member of the "Stimpy Fan Club". You are respected, admired, and beloved by many, many folks here, my friend.

Sit back and bask in all the love. You deserve it. :thumbup1:

Dearest Dearest Mikeyank,

I hear you and I love you too. I realize my recent comments have had to be a bit prickly to your ears, your eyes, and your tastes in men. Certainly, I never wished to imply that you or Abe or anybody still remaining on the site couldn't join in the fun. My number #1 religion is "Hedonism" (pleasure for pleasure's sake) and I find being with you on the forum is always a pleasure, but in a different kind of way.LOL After all, we are just friends with different passions and not actually lovers! My biggest thrill is to get a gut-wrenching, almost tearful laugh out of you every "blue-moon", as they have been long in coming recently!

Mike, you will always be welcomed by me! That will never change! We understand and respect eachother's different points of view, even when differing with our own. Personally, I only wish our Congressmen in Washington could pattern their interactions after ours. We might be finally getting something worthwhile coming out of Congress, other than all the routine BS and hair-pulling.

I think I must go now. It is feeding time again at the "feeding trough". Thank God I am one step ahead. I already have my red checkered napkin tied around my neck! This is something I learned from the "Arkansas Mob", namely "a little protection goes a looonnng way"! I always say..."Safety First"!


Sincerely,:biggrin:


Stimpy
 

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