10 random facts about you.

[BrokeDenver]

Denver, you crack me up! I really like you and the persona that comes across here and in the BTS, and I"m sure at the Pride events. I would love to have known you in real life and had you as a friend.I always liked having straight friends, not for sex, but for drinking and pool, and doing guy things. God BLess you.

Hells yeah you should of come out to the pride events it was a blast, but sha was all over my ass about chasing girls lol. I would totally chill with you though, no one can get you laid faster then a gay wing man!

 

[Beth]

We have some new pople so I'm giving it a ...

 

[grace17]

for Jay...

 

[JLipps4u]

Here's a little bump for Jamostar and anyone else who is new to the forum.

 

[julesmangrove]

As suggested by Stimpy, here goes :

1. I love going to the dentist.
2. I have small feet (size 8,5)
3. As implied by my avatar, Japanese gay porn is the one I love the most. My favorite series : Diary of Eating Straights from g@mes.
4. I think Italy is the most beautiful country in the world.
5. My only time drunk was after two glasses of champagne... (yep, I'm a wimp).
6. My favorite TV show is Monty Python's Flying Circus, my favorite album is Home of the Brave by Laurie Anderson, my favorite comic is Big Black Kiss by Howard Chaykin and my favorite book is Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace.
7. I've been hit by a car 3 times (not the same car).
8. I've shot at a family member with a rifle once (unwittingly).
9. I have a really loud laugh (think Amadeus loud).
10. My favorite ice cream flavor is pistachio.

Have at it, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[BenBen]

First of all welcome to the forum, I've enjoyed your posts and glad to see you here. OK didn't your mother teach you to look both ways before crossing the street or do you walk while texting? lol I hope your injuries were not severe. Are you from France or just live there? I thought the French got a little wine in their bottles and drank watered down wine with meals when they were young. (too many movies 4 me) I laugh loudly also, I usually make everyone else laugh along with me especially when they see my belly jiggle.

 

[grace17]

As suggested by Stimpy, here goes :

1. I love going to the dentist.
2. I have small feet (size 8,5)
3. As implied by my avatar, Japanese gay porn is the one I love the most. My favorite series : Diary of Eating Straights from g@mes.
4. I think Italy is the most beautiful country in the world.
5. My only time drunk was after two glasses of champagne... (yep, I'm a wimp).
6. My favorite TV show is Monty Python's Flying Circus, my favorite album is Home of the Brave by Laurie Anderson, my favorite comic is Big Black Kiss by Howard Chaykin and my favorite book is Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace.
7. I've been hit by a car 3 times (not the same car).
8. I've shot at a family member with a rifle once (unwittingly).
9. I have a really loud laugh (think Amadeus loud).
10. My favorite ice cream flavor is pistachio.

Have at it, ladies and gentlemen.

Thanks for filling out ten random facts, it always nice to get to know fellow Forumite's a little better

#1 I have to go to the dentist shortly and my knee are shaking already, what's your secret?

#10 Yum, I adore pistachio ice cream, but it's hard to find where I'm from so I have to make my own, which is messy but tasty...lol

# 7 I have to admit I'm intrigued about you being hit three times by a car. When I was a kid I accidentally ran out in front of a car, the driver managed to stop before hitting me, but I've never crossed a road since without remembering the sheer terror.

 

[julesmangrove]

#1 I have to go to the dentist shortly and my knee are shaking already, what's your secret?

When going to the dentist, as opposed to most other medical appointments, you get immediate results : they're not going to be in doubt about what's hurting you and give you long-term treatments. They go in, drill or pull what they need to and you're done. Instant relief/gratification!

If you're lucky, they inject some anesthetics, and you talk funny for a few hours or even better, get to have to eat only mushy foods, like pistachio ice cream!

Plus I'm a guy and am easily fascinated by their fancy equipment you get to personally sample. It's like a mini trip to NASA!

 

[grace17]

When going to the dentist, as opposed to most other medical appointments, you get immediate results : they're not going to be in doubt about what's hurting you and give you long-term treatments. They go in, drill or pull what they need to and you're done. Instant relief/gratification!

If you're lucky, they inject some anesthetics, and you talk funny for a few hours or even better, get to have to eat only mushy foods, like pistachio ice cream!

Plus I'm a guy and am easily fascinated by their fancy equipment you get to personally sample. It's like a mini trip to NASA!

Lolol...Got it. I'll close my eyes and think of NASA

 

[julesmangrove]

Are you from France or just live there? I thought the French got a little wine in their bottles and drank watered down wine with meals when they were young.

Hi BenBen, thanks for the welcome!

I'm French and as such had a few alcoholics in my family when growing up, so that put me right off...

As very few of my friends ever drink also, I think it's a generation/social origin thing.

 

[Beth]

As suggested by Stimpy, here goes :

1. I love going to the dentist.
2. I have small feet (size 8,5)
3. As implied by my avatar, Japanese gay porn is the one I love the most. My favorite series : Diary of Eating Straights from g@mes.
4. I think Italy is the most beautiful country in the world.
5. My only time drunk was after two glasses of champagne... (yep, I'm a wimp).
6. My favorite TV show is Monty Python's Flying Circus, my favorite album is Home of the Brave by Laurie Anderson, my favorite comic is Big Black Kiss by Howard Chaykin and my favorite book is Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace.
7. I've been hit by a car 3 times (not the same car).
8. I've shot at a family member with a rifle once (unwittingly).
9. I have a really loud laugh (think Amadeus loud).
10. My favorite ice cream flavor is pistachio.

Have at it, ladies and gentlemen.

Wow, thanks for sharing; now some questions:
what is it about Japanese porn that does it for you? Is it the guys?
I've got to ask about being hit? Are you as bumbling as I am?
I have a loud laugh as well, but I sneeze like a squeaking mouse...people always laugh.
I am not really into ice cream, but I love chocolate cake!

 

[julesmangrove]

Since BenBen, grace and Beth asked, I'm usually really deep in my thoughts when walking in the street and that's not really compatible with crossing... French drivers also typically do not stop for pedestrians, unless there's a cop or a huge honking red light.

So those two facts mean that I bodily dented three cars. And broke some bones.

Japanese gay porn : I don't know if it's a well known fact but it's mostly straight guys based. Over 80% I would say.

Usually teaching them how to bottom (following the sensei trope), using lots of colored lube (literally gallons it seems some times) and some crazy high-tech toys (mini vibrators used as beads! ribbed glowing thingies!).

And whereas most Caucasian first timer models use a stone face look (close you eyes and think of England), Japanese performers are very expressive facially. Really, it's like going to the circus sometimes, very showmanship-y...

Plus as there's always mosaic over their genitals (but not their asses, hence the overwhelming focus on bottoming) they are not shaved within an inch of their lives. Japanese hair is really luscious and thick, but torsos very smooth. Visually very appealing to me.

And of course, as I have no idea what they're saying, I find it more fantasy conducive.

Gah. I'm all hot and bothered now.

 

[Beth]

Since BenBen, grace and Beth asked, I'm usually really deep in my thoughts when walking in the street and that's not really compatible with crossing... French drivers also typically do not stop for pedestrians, unless there's a cop or a huge honking red light.

So those two facts mean that I bodily dented three cars. And broke some bones.

Japanese gay porn : I don't know if it's a well known fact but it's mostly straight guys based. Over 80% I would say.

Usually teaching them how to bottom (following the sensei trope), using lots of colored lube (literally gallons it seems some times) and some crazy high-tech toys (mini vibrators used as beads! ribbed glowing thingies!).

And whereas most Caucasian first timer models use a stone face look (close you eyes and think of England), Japanese performers are very expressive facially. Really, it's like going to the circus sometimes, very showmanship-y...

Plus as there's always mosaic over their genitals (but not their asses, hence the overwhelming focus on bottoming) they are not shaved within an inch of their lives. Japanese hair is really luscious and thick, but torsos very smooth. Visually very appealing to me.

And of course, as I have no idea what they're saying, I find it more fantasy conducive.

Gah. I'm all hot and bothered now.

Wow, thanks; I did not know that about Japanese porn. I will definitely have to have another look. Most times the guys don't do it for me because they are on the small side, stature wise.

 

[Milla79]

Ok, here goes nothing:

1. I'm hooked on erotic stories (mostly M/M) from Literotica.
2. Speaking of Literotica, I read some of these tories, on my way to work or at work during my breaks wih the Lit app and knowing that people around don't know what I'm reading and would be shocked by it, is quite a turn on.
3. I'm a straight 33 year old virgin french woman
4. I hate smoking. Hate the smell and never even had a cigarette in my life
5. I'm a tv shows/movies addict!
6. I love meeting my fave celebs!
7. I love traveling but don't get to do it too often, due to poor finaces and being always sick
8. I.m always sick (migraines, stomach pains, lots of other 'fn' stuff)
9. I love Theatre and try to go see a play or more in London whenever I can (next time is in March for James McAvoy's Macbeth!!!)
10. I have a thing for left handed guys! I love left handed people. Such a turn on

 

[Ms. Kianna]

Ok, here goes nothing:

1. I'm hooked on erotic stories (mostly M/M) from Literotica.
2. Speaking of Literotica, I read some of these tories, on my way to work or at work during my breaks wih the Lit app and knowing that people around don't know what I'm reading and would be shocked by it, is quite a turn on.
3. I'm a straight 33 year old virgin french woman
4. I hate smoking. Hate the smell and never even had a cigarette in my life
5. I'm a tv shows/movies addict!
6. I love meeting my fave celebs!
7. I love traveling but don't get to do it too often, due to poor finaces and being always sick
8. I.m always sick (migraines, stomach pains, lots of other 'fn' stuff)
9. I love Theatre and try to go see a play or more in London whenever I can (next time is in March for James McAvoy's Macbeth!!!)
10. I have a thing for left handed guys! I love left handed people. Such a turn on

I hate cigarettes too. I have asthma so the smoke kills me.

I love Literotica......I am more into the sci-fi and non human sections.

 

[Milla79]

I hate cigarettes too. I have asthma so the smoke kills me.

I love Literotica......I am more into the sci-fi and non human sections.

I have had some asthma growing up (it's under control now) and the smokes does kill me too. It makes my eyes wate, makes me cough and I hate the smell of it of cold cigarettes that lingers on your clothes when you spend some time near people who smoke.

One of the only Literotica non human stories I read was the 'Timber Wolves Pack Chronicles'.

Things I forgot to put in my 10 Random facts:
- I live with my dad and one of my sisters
- I have the memory of a goldfish. Think Dory in Nemo. Believe me, it can be funny for some but not remembering that you already read that book or something important is really frustrating and scary. So forgive me in advance if I forget lots of stuff in the future....

 

[BenBen]

Welcome Milla, how exciting to have two new French members. I have a friend who is hoping to have her gay erotic novel published on Literotica. A month ago I never heard of it and now I'm hearing about it all over. I have read some gay werewolf books on Kindle and they were exciting. I'd like to see a couple of our models fuck like werewolves. A night at the theater is wonderful. I hope this will be a better year for you with health. I am a TV movie addict also, I've been getting carried away lately watching too many movies when I should clean my house. I do not like meeting celebrities they make me too nervous and I get stupid and look like a fool. Who are some of the celebrities you have met?

 

[Milla79]

Welcome Milla, how exciting to have two new French members. I have a friend who is hoping to have her gay erotic novel published on Literotica. A month ago I never heard of it and now I'm hearing about it all over. I have read some gay werewolf books on Kindle and they were exciting. I'd like to see a couple of our models fuck like werewolves. A night at the theater is wonderful. I hope this will be a better year for you with health. I am a TV movie addict also, I've been getting carried away lately watching too many movies when I should clean my house. I do not like meeting celebrities they make me too nervous and I get stupid and look like a fool. Who are some of the celebrities you have met?

Thanks for the warm welcome Benben
My health issues are a huge problem because no matter what, they're not gonna get better. it's a long story for another thread, I guess.

I met lots and lots of celebs most of whom in the last 4 years.
Here are a few:
James McAvoy (my sexy scottish, lovely and amazing and lovely guy. One of my fave actors!)
Jude Law
Jeremy Northam
Nathan Fillion
Lana Parilla
Michael Weatherly
Jeremy Sisto
Ted Danson
Keira Knightley
Zach Braff
and a lot more....

 

[julesmangrove]

Hi Milla, sorry for not getting back earlier.

I thought French young women were only into yaoi... Broke Straight Boys is a long way off. Nice to see you here!

Never met anyone who lived in a TV show before : how's OUAT? Never could get past the pilot, myself.

3. I'm a straight 33 year old virgin french woman

Gotta work on that. Not the straight French part, I mean.

 

[julesmangrove]

I did not know that about Japanese porn. I will definitely have to have another look. Most times the guys don't do it for me because they are on the small side, stature wise.

Well as it's going to be all Japanese guys in the scenes, you kind of lose any point of reference after a while.

If you like them well built, a good start would be Koh Masaki. He looks like this :

He's 5'8'' and strictly top.

And to learn about his videography, you should go there : kohmasaki.com/