"Would you Rather...?"

[Jayman01]

and people make fun of tidal waves that are 'only' eight inches tall...People don't understand the sheer force from that mass of water... I'll never forget being rolled by a wave down to the bottom of the ocean and fighting to get back up for air... As they taught us in engineering, water is incompressible... hmm...surfer Jayman, I like that image
(you'd look good with or without the jams)

Awe! thanks... I am sure you would look with or with out jams yourself kaalaaupuni. Your spiritual beauty already speaks volumes...

 

[cumrag27]

Bone crushing waves result in...

Cumrag (aka) Stimpy,

I answered your question before bed. This morning I woke up and checked out the news on comacast. Look what I saw first. http://www.comcast.net/video/caught-on-tape-monster-wave-slams-surfers/1766151419 I think I will opt to do neither swim in the ocean or the river. Wow, that was crazy.

Dear Jayman,

I just viewed your footage and placed a big FOR SALE sign for the now permanently "tomb stoned" SS Stimpy, never to ride the Aura Glow laden seas with her newly stunted bow. You see, her tanks were all fully emptied by those smiling horny sailors as she never is to become another Exxon Valdez. Thank God those horny sailors needed the Aura Glow more than the greedy stormy seas. And just like those infamous unsinkable ducks, those SS Stimpy sailors rose above it all and rolled right off their backs, the sea water that is.

Oh but in her prime, here is:


"The Ode to the SS Stimpy, May She Rest in All Her Aura Glow Glory"


This battleship with Her guns so shiny and so proudly erect,

Being fully polished She shot load after load after load eject,

With just a drop of almond-scented pre-moistening appearing out Her barrel tip,

So is the final resting place of this once mighty fine-smelling fighting ship!




And with this Sacred Wreath I Hereby Say;

"Rest In Peace, SS Stimpy
You Served the Nation Well!"


Captain Ophelia Cumrag, at Your Service

 

[kaalaaupuni]

Captain Ophelia Cumrag, SIR:
Unlike the TItanic, the SS Stimpy is indeed an unsinkable, much like the beloved yellow duckies...her cargo itself adds to buoyancy, and you know what is known about oil calming the stormy seas... fortunately there is an abundance of Aura Glow available to replenish diminished stock. It would be a shame to decommission such a proud vessel.

 

[Ms. Kianna]

Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

I would rather only be able to whisper. The shouting would give me a headache, get me kicked out of the library, and have everyone shouting to talk over me, instead of being extra quiet so they could hear me.

 

[Jayman01]

Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

I would rather only be able to whisper. The shouting would give me a headache, get me kicked out of the library, and have everyone shouting to talk over me, instead of being extra quiet so they could hear me.

I am with you on that Ms. K.

 

[Jayman01]

Dear Jayman,

I just viewed your footage and placed a big FOR SALE sign for the now permanently "tomb stoned" SS Stimpy, never to ride the Aura Glow laden seas with her newly stunted bow. You see, her tanks were all fully emptied by those smiling horny sailors as she never is to become another Exxon Valdez. Thank God those horny sailors needed the Aura Glow more than the greedy stormy seas. And just like those infamous unsinkable ducks, those SS Stimpy sailors rose above it all and rolled right off their backs, the sea water that is.

Oh but in her prime, here is:


"The Ode to the SS Stimpy, May She Rest in All Her Aura Glow Glory"


This battleship with Her guns so shiny and so proudly erect,

Being fully polished She shot load after load after load eject,

With just a drop of almond-scented pre-moistening appearing out Her barrel tip,

So is the final resting place of this once mighty fine-smelling fighting ship!




And with this Sacred Wreath I Hereby Say;

"Rest In Peace, SS Stimpy
You Served the Nation Well!"


Captain Ophelia Cumrag, at Your Service

Say it isn't so... The SS Stimpy was a national monument and a great beacon of hope for many. One day I hope you erect the SS Stimpy again form it's watery grave. Remember the Aura Glow and the SS Stimpy's contents float. Quick someone give the SS Stimpy mouth to, you know Stimpy, resuscitation.

 

[cumrag27]

The SS Stimpy will see a brighter day

Captain Ophelia Cumrag, SIR:
Unlike the TItanic, the SS Stimpy is indeed an unsinkable, much like the beloved yellow duckies...her cargo itself adds to buoyancy, and you know what is known about oil calming the stormy seas... fortunately there is an abundance of Aura Glow available to replenish diminished stock. It would be a shame to decommission such a proud vessel.

Say it isn't so... The SS Stimpy was a national monument and a great beacon of hope for many. One day I hope you erect the SS Stimpy again form it's watery grave. Remember the Aura Glow and the SS Stimpy's contents float. Quick someone give the SS Stimpy mouth to, you know Stimpy, resuscitation.

Dearest kaalaaupuni and Jayman01,

Please don't fret too much, besides being a national monument and unsinkable at that, the SS Stimpy can't stand to be decommissioned. Therefore, like the performer that can't tell when to quit, the SS Stimpy will be on the mend and brewing up a full head of steam once again to keep those sailors' ear-to-ear grins Aura Glowing once again. For where ever there are bell bottomed pants, there will always be a pressing need for the almond-scented Aura Glow making its soothing contribution calming the seas as far as the eye can see.

Sincerely,


Captain Ophelia Cumrag, at Your Service.

 

[angelone]

Knowing the time and date is like a razor - it cuts out all the BS in life and focuses you on what is important. Figuring out what's important takes up a lot of time, so once you got it, then spend what's left on pursuing it. Hell, if I knew when I'll die, I wouldn't waste my time cruising bars, parks and the like. I'll concentrate in finding someone and making a family for ourselves. This knowledge would force me to find out what really makes my life meaningful. I want to go knowing that I made a difference to someone or something.

 

[SGVBOB]

DEFINITELY, only whisper!!!

 

[Markymark]

knowing the time and date is like a razor - it cuts out all the bs in life and focuses you on what is important. Figuring out what's important takes up a lot of time, so once you got it, then spend what's left on pursuing it. Hell, if i knew when i'll die, i wouldn't waste my time cruising bars, parks and the like. I'll concentrate in finding someone and making a family for ourselves. This knowledge would force me to find out what really makes my life meaningful. I want to go knowing that i made a difference to someone or something.

amen!

 

[SGVBOB]

Ah okay Phil...I was always curious what that stood for!!

No. That's why I live 5&5! Live your next 5 minutes as if it was your last 5 minutes!

 

[SGVBOB]

hah hah, Undie! You are not the first, (nor prob the last), to tell me that!!!

Hey Bob,

Great question. I've been thinking about this a bit. I was thinking if I was to die in a week would I want to know. I first thought yes but then thought about guys on death row and then about is there anything really I would want to do within a week that would really make me feel happier on death. So I came to the conclusion that I would not want to know the date/time of my death. So I think so far you are in a minority of one.

My question: Would you rather be invisible or be able to read minds?

I would rather be able to be invisible as I think I would go mad reading others thoughts all the time. To be a bit of a voyeur is a little arousing too!

Undie

 

[Ms. Kianna]

I think one is great for this site!

Would you rather have dinner first, or go straight to a motel?

 

[lovelumps]

Good Question!

I think one is great for this site!

Would you rather have dinner first, or go straight to a motel?

Ms K.,

If the chemistry is completely sizzling, the guy is as hot as my favorite model and is endowed like my sexy avatar, I'd always say forget dinner! A full belly would just get in the way....

 

[Smiley]

Would you rather have dinner first, or go straight to a motel?

If I have dinner first, I'll fall asleep.

I'm so fucking romantic.

 

[Ms. Kianna]

If I have dinner first, I'll fall asleep.

I'm so fucking romantic.

So, now we know all Smiley's nookie, has to take place before 5pm.

With the right chemistry, you could stay up all night.

 

[Ms. Kianna]

Would you rather always get first dibs or the last laugh?

The last laugh, most definitely the last laugh.

 

[SGVBOB]

hatred, because then everybody would be more apt to work together to meet a common goal, (maybe), in this case hunger? Just a thought?

 

[Ms. Kianna]

hatred, because then everybody would be more apt to work together to meet a common goal, (maybe), in this case hunger? Just a thought?

Wouldn't that be wonderful!

 

[JLipps4u]

Ms. K,

Most definitely, the last laugh. It is so much sweeter than first dibs.