With halloween approaching-anyone having sex with live people in the grave yard

[cumrag27]

While I have never dabbled in such, I used to live across the street of a graveyard and Halloween was a very busy night indeed. Tell us your past gruesome Halloween Tricks (sexual in nature. of course).

Dying to hear from you!

 

[panzer104]

I think necrophilia when I think sex in graveyards...and that creeps me out. Made out in one though, during the day, so I don't think that counts. She was my last girlfriend, and thank GOD (or own your greater Higher Power) for that. Got really drunk one halloween and woke up in bed next to one of my co workers. Let's say work was AWKWARD for the next few weeks. I'm kind of a good boy, so I lack spicy, or gruesome sex-capades. Bet you have a few, my dear.

 

[carking1]

I am reminded of a joke about a young couple who had sex in the cemetary on a gravestome because they could not find any other place. The next day, the young lady had severe back pain. She went to the doctor who had her disrobe so that he could examine her. He walked around her and told her to put her clothes back on.

She said, "Well, what's wrong?"

He replied, "No wonder your back hurts, your ass died July 15, 1966!"

 

[cumrag27]

You really kill me

I am reminded of a joke about a young couple who had sex in the cemetary on a gravestome because they could not find any other place. The next day, the young lady had severe back pain. She went to the doctor who had her disrobe so that he could examine her. He walked around her and told her to put her clothes back on.

She said, "Well, what's wrong?"

He replied, "No wonder your back hurts, your ass died July 15, 1966!"

Dear Carking1,

Funny, funny, gravely funny! I was beginning to think maybe this notion of graveyard sex is from a bygone era like poodle skirts or something. If so, why has everybody else's fun been so pre-empted from fun enjoyed by earlier generations? I think some of the inhabitants of graveyards would likely welcome some rousing sexually stimulating romp for fun. It is a synch they aren't getting any porn lately or much of anything else for that matter!

Must I spell it out for you! What do you say..."Let's put on a "remember when smile" on their faces this Halloween!

Remember Trick or Treat? Lets have the true spirit of Halloween re-emerge!

 

[carking1]

I used to work in a funeral home. A running joke in the industry was about a man who died with an erection. Not just any normal erection, one of those purple, vein poppers that stood up like a light post. The mortician tried everything to make it go down. When he was unsuccessful, by law he had to contact the surviving spouse and ask her what to do with it since it would be most noticable during the viewing of the body. She suggested that the funeral director simply cut it off and shove it up his ass, as "he was never particular where he put it, anway!"

During the viewing, she noticed a tear in his eye. She leaned over and said to him, "See, I told you it hurt, you son-of-a-bitch!"

 

[carking1]

She then had him cremated, took his ashes home, stood outside on the back deck, placed his ashes in a paper plate, drew a deep breath and scattered them all over the back lawn.

She said, "And there's that fucking blow job you were always begging for!"