richardnoggin869
Well-known Member
Smokin!
Speaking of smoking....I was sitting in this bar and overheard two buzzsaws (women) talking and one says to the other: "Hey hon, do you ever smoke after sex?" The other answered, "I don't know, I've never noticed" bada boom!!![Ohmy :ohmy: :ohmy:](/images/smilies/modern/ohmy.gif)
I was sitting in the same bar when a cute gay guy approached me. I asked him if he smoked, he replied: "only if I walk fast" bada boom boom!!![001 Rolleyes :001_rolleyes: :001_rolleyes:](/images/smilies/modern/001_rolleyes.gif)
I know they're groaners, but I thought I would take the opportunity to "light up" the Forum for a moment....you know, something on the "lighter" side. Ok, maybe the smokers are the ones who would get my "drift" or perhaps I'm only "clouding" the issue with a "smoke screen".
Enough Richard....you're making me laugh on an inhale.![001 Tongue :001_tongue: :001_tongue:](/images/smilies/modern/001_tongue.gif)
I am a smoker. Just curious how many more there are.
Speaking of smoking....I was sitting in this bar and overheard two buzzsaws (women) talking and one says to the other: "Hey hon, do you ever smoke after sex?" The other answered, "I don't know, I've never noticed" bada boom!!
![Ohmy :ohmy: :ohmy:](/images/smilies/modern/ohmy.gif)
I was sitting in the same bar when a cute gay guy approached me. I asked him if he smoked, he replied: "only if I walk fast" bada boom boom!!
![001 Rolleyes :001_rolleyes: :001_rolleyes:](/images/smilies/modern/001_rolleyes.gif)
I know they're groaners, but I thought I would take the opportunity to "light up" the Forum for a moment....you know, something on the "lighter" side. Ok, maybe the smokers are the ones who would get my "drift" or perhaps I'm only "clouding" the issue with a "smoke screen".
Enough Richard....you're making me laugh on an inhale.
![001 Tongue :001_tongue: :001_tongue:](/images/smilies/modern/001_tongue.gif)