Protection Plan

[Ms. Kianna]

We all know how important it is to use a condom, but I didn't realize how many ways there were to say it.


When in doubt, shroud your spout

Don't be a loner, cover your boner

You can't go wrong if you shield your dong

If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it


I'm sure you guys have heard a lot more of these than I have.

 

[raysvq]

We all know how important it is to use a condom, but I didn't realize how many ways there were to say it.


When in doubt, shroud your spout

Don't be a loner, cover your boner

You can't go wrong if you shield your dong

If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it


I'm sure you guys have heard a lot more of these than I have.

No franger, no wanger

 

[underwear fun]

rubber up!

Ms Kianna,

.......and:

Cover your stump before you hump
Don't be silly, protect your willy
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool

and my favorite:

Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener

Undie

 

[zyl84]

you better wrap it before you tap it
latex rubber or animal skin; wrap it up before you stick it in

 

[SGVBOB]

LOVE IT!!

We all know how important it is to use a condom, but I didn't realize how many ways there were to say it.


When in doubt, shroud your spout

Don't be a loner, cover your boner

You can't go wrong if you shield your dong

If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it


I'm sure you guys have heard a lot more of these than I have.

 

[Ms. Kianna]

......and, since it's the holiday season......

Especially in December, gift wrap your member

 

[SGVBOB]

"Don't be a prick, cover your stick"?

 

[SGVBOB]

or the more crude version...

"Don't be a dick, cover your stick!"

 

[SGVBOB]

"Use a glove, or you get no love"!!!

 

[SGVBOB]

'don't be a loner, cover that boner!"