New Tricks?

[Markymark]

Recently, we noticed that David referred to "A new trick, never seen on Broke Straight Boys before", and we wondered, outside of a few of the older videos,
A.) What sort of "non-vanilla" type tricks have we seen the boys perform over the years, and,
B.) What tricks or special moves would the members like to see done?

We were wondering if the upcoming changes in videographers and producers might make BLUMEDIA amenable to including new locations like outdoor shoots, and more fantasy oriented shoots, eg. one boy agrees to be tied up, or perhaps a secluded beach or woodland scene. Any takers?

 

[Jayman01]

Recently, we noticed that David referred to "A new trick, never seen on Broke Straight Boys before", and we wondered, outside of a few of the older videos,
A.) What sort of "non-vanilla" type tricks have we seen the boys perform over the years, and,
B.) What tricks or special moves would the members like to see done?

We were wondering if the upcoming changes in videographers and producers might make BLUMEDIA amenable to including new locations like outdoor shoots, and more fantasy oriented shoots, eg. one boy agrees to be tied up, or perhaps a secluded beach or woodland scene. Any takers?

It all sounds like it could be fun your Magesty... I think those suggestions were brought up and I hope they do have some fun with those ideas in the future.

 

[raysvq]

It all sounds like it could be fun your Magesty... I think those suggestions were brought up and I hope they do have some fun with those ideas in the future.

I think what Her Majesty (I would never presume what Her Majesty is thinking) is alluding to is filming a scene or two aboard Her Royal Yatch.

 

[Jayman01]

I think what Her Majesty (I would never presume what Her Majesty is thinking) is alluding to is filming a scene or two aboard Her Royal Yatch.

Wow, even better...

 

[cumrag27]

The almond scented HMSS Stimpy sails again into the sunset

I think what Her Majesty (I would never presume what Her Majesty is thinking) is alluding to is filming a scene or two aboard Her Royal Yatch.

Wow, even better...

Dear raysvq and Jayman,

Pray tell, thou wouldn'st be referring to the HMS Stimpy, would ye? Well, one thing for certain, while aboard the HMS Stimpy, you wouldn't have to worry about having sufficient "lube"(spelled almond-scented Aura Glow). I hear it told that "every sailor" has a big grin of their face every day and many times even more frequently(depending on how long ago her Royal Yacht has gone since leaving port)!

Thank God Her Majesty wisely opted for the extra-large storage tanks for her favorite almond-scented lovers elixir. It appears Her Majesty cannot seem to get enough of it, namely the "Royal Elixir" spewing from Her Royal Elixir faucets, that is. Not really into anything so pedestrian as something made of latex, she demands a generous coating on all surfaces, especially when facing stormy and rough scenes, or was that seas? Oh well, she likes it generously applied, as is so typical of her genuine Southern charms and of proper Southern Ladies, from the south of England, of course. While we are on this topic, proper Southern Ladies never "Think" as it creates wrinkles on one's pretty little forehead. All proper Southern Ladies know this instinctively and "fret not", now and forever more! Just a little something Her Majesty gleaned from Sarah Palin as her forehead is free of wrinkles, as well as thought, too.

Concerning highly needed new tricks:

• First of all, any porn production worth it's weight in cum, makes provisions for multiple cameras per episode, with closeup capabilities of the most intimate kind, for Her Majesty's evening enjoyment.

• Secondly, Her Majesty enjoys travelling "Around the World" and wants this skill depicted to and in any configuration possible for a contortionist or gymnast to perform.

• Never one to waste delicious healthy protein in whatever form it cums, Her Majesty wants future performers to not worry if spilled in a condom so long as it can be properly retrieved and used in combination with her beloved almond- scented Aura Glow to give everything its final polishing.

• Finally, being totally mesmeriuzed by the very sensitive prostate, Her Majesty wants all productions to faithfully and kindly provide proper training and loving utilization and attention there of, as well in any anal scenes.

Beginning with each "newbie", no longer is a lackluster and boring jackoff scene qualifying for the minimum, unless the prostate has been brought into play with gentle, persuasive, and loving care, of course. Beginning with a medium butt plug OR an average human-sized Dildo OR a specifically designed devise addressing one's prostate's almost endless need to be recognized, carressed, and worshipped appropriately while adding "rimming" and "tossing one's salad" whether while possessing a "baby smooth" or "narly-n-hairy" butthole, as the case may be.

Also, for added spice, perhaps a "waxing of the privates" or "trimming" there of, whether total or partial, would be nice on occasion to see, too. And for those special occasions, like Valentine's Day, a romatic lesson from Kama Sutra positions and many related position variations would add spice to the day-to-day Broke Straight Boys for the loyal members to add to their own repertoire.

In addition, I strongly feel certain Broke Straight Boys members should be brought into "marketing research" (akin to the television Neilson ratings) before releasing future episodes for essential feedback making the end product more relevant to its eager consumers, there of.

Finally, as we Broke Straight Boys members universally abhor strict adherence to "labeling", let us all agree and stand hand-in-hand that not all prospective models must pass a rigid and tumescent "litmus test"(like some McCarthy era misguided loyalty test) requiring all applying to appear on said futon must be completely and unerringly 100% "STRAIGHT" and with "NO tolerance" for anyone operating said vehicle without a license and outside of these strictly interpreted sexual parameters. Unfortunately, were this policy adopted, this would exclude otherwise "worthy and entertaining" models, but only dut to their "Bi-" or "Gay" God-given sexual orientation. Many falling in these two catagories have more than proven themself repeatedly in the past their value to Broke Straight Boys and their membership. If nothing else, surely Broke Straight Boys will uphold their "leadership position" and must "always promote TOLERANCE" for these normally occuring human variations. Personally, I think most would agree, rather, clarifying this stance with simply inserting "straight-acting" for the less tolerant "STRAIGHT-only" and I feel most Broke Straight Boys members, then and only then, would find their needs thusly addressed and represented.

Respectfully Submitted to Her Majesty for Her consideration,


Cumrag27