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I'm bored .... Helppp

Ok i have it..... and converted

im about to send.

PS didnt get yr email .... where did it go 2 new zealand ?
 
Irish diesel fitter




Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so the y went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation,

Paddy answered, 'Knicker Stitcher.. I sew da elastic onto ladies' knickers and thongs.'

The clerk looked up Knicker Stitcher on his computer and, finding it classified as

unskilled labour, he gave him £80 a week unemployment pay.

Mick was next in and when asked his occupation replied, 'Diesal Fitter.'
Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick £160 a week..

When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find

out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.

The clerk explained, 'Knicker Stitchers are unskilled labour and Diesal Fitters are skilled labour.'

'What skill?' yelled Paddy. 'I sew da elastic on da knickers and thongs,

Then Mick puts 'em over his head and says: 'Yep, diesel fitter.'
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GO ON, ADMIT IT.... YOU ARE SMILING....

I am grinning from ear to ear
 
I don't know what the problem is with my connection today but it is like a snail with a broken ankle trying to run a sprint race
 
thank you sir. i need something to brighten my night. i just got the oil pan off of this car and it looks as thought i am gonna have to pull the engine. There is alot of gold flake in the motor and probably means that the cam bearings are not any good. so what i thought was gonna be an easy fix is now gonna be about 10 more hours of labor and a week at the machine shop that i will have to eat.
 
thank you sir. i need something to brighten my night. i just got the oil pan off of this car and it looks as thought i am gonna have to pull the engine. There is alot of gold flake in the motor and probably means that the cam bearings are not any good. so what i thought was gonna be an easy fix is now gonna be about 10 more hours of labor and a week at the machine shop that i will have to eat.

Ouch - I know the feeling
I used to have to rebuild large industrial refrigeration compressors with similar problems. But it was usually after they had self destructed internally before I was notified.
 
thank you sir. i need something to brighten my night. i just got the oil pan off of this car and it looks as thought i am gonna have to pull the engine. There is alot of gold flake in the motor and probably means that the cam bearings are not any good. so what i thought was gonna be an easy fix is now gonna be about 10 more hours of labor and a week at the machine shop that i will have to eat.


oooowwww not even you deserve that for calling me sir
 
definitely not a morning person. that was hilarious. thank you dude lolol

and i am 25. and yeah i am glad i caught it now before it messed up something else.
 
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