I'm bored .... Helppp

[raysvq]

I was thinking along the line of cheese and jatz if u must know..... keep yr mind out of the cutter ray

you would have to mention food
now I am starting to feel peckish

 

[Kodieboy]

But keeping that in mind i will have to get my gearshift looked at very shortly lol

 

[raysvq]

But keeping that in mind i will have to get my gearshift looked at very shortly lol

Food - sex - gearshift
I am struggling to see the connection - but whatever turns you on

 

[Kodieboy]

yeah right........ no aussies that dumb

 

[raysvq]

yeah right........ no aussies that dumb

I have heard of stories of ...... well I won't go any further

 

[Kodieboy]

yes do.... plz plzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Kodieboy]

Irish diesel fitter




Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so the y went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation,

Paddy answered, 'Knicker Stitcher.. I sew da elastic onto ladies' knickers and thongs.'

The clerk looked up Knicker Stitcher on his computer and, finding it classified as

unskilled labour, he gave him £80 a week unemployment pay.

Mick was next in and when asked his occupation replied, 'Diesal Fitter.'
Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick £160 a week..

When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find

out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.

The clerk explained, 'Knicker Stitchers are unskilled labour and Diesal Fitters are skilled labour.'

'What skill?' yelled Paddy. 'I sew da elastic on da knickers and thongs,

Then Mick puts 'em over his head and says: 'Yep, diesel fitter.'
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GO ON, ADMIT IT.... YOU ARE SMILING....

 

[raysvq]

yes do.... plz plzzzzzzzzzz

Well a gear knob & some butter ...... I will leave it to your imagination

(No it wasn't me - just a story I heard years ago)

 

[Kodieboy]

Well a gear knob & some butter ...... I will leave it to your imagination

(No it wasn't me - just a story I heard years ago)

we have all heard that one......... but i bet the sex of the person veries

 

[raysvq]

Irish diesel fitter




Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so the y went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation,

Paddy answered, 'Knicker Stitcher.. I sew da elastic onto ladies' knickers and thongs.'

The clerk looked up Knicker Stitcher on his computer and, finding it classified as

unskilled labour, he gave him £80 a week unemployment pay.

Mick was next in and when asked his occupation replied, 'Diesal Fitter.'
Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick £160 a week..

When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find

out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.

The clerk explained, 'Knicker Stitchers are unskilled labour and Diesal Fitters are skilled labour.'

'What skill?' yelled Paddy. 'I sew da elastic on da knickers and thongs,

Then Mick puts 'em over his head and says: 'Yep, diesel fitter.'
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GO ON, ADMIT IT.... YOU ARE SMILING....

OK yes I am smiling

 

[raysvq]

we have all heard that one......... but i bet the sex of the person veries

Yep

 

[raysvq]

Have you heard the one with the 2 guys & the Gerbel?

 

[Kodieboy]

classsssssssic yeahhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[raysvq]

classsssssssic yeahhhhhhhhhhhh

I practically pissed in my pants when I heard it

 

[raysvq]

I practically pissed in my pants when I heard it

I had the file but I lost it. Wish I still had it.

 

[Kodieboy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0pNeDMowCY

 

[Kodieboy]

i can take the file off utube if u want it

 

[raysvq]

i can take the file off utube if u want it

YES PLEASE

 

[raysvq]

i can take the file off utube if u want it

1. How do you get it off utube?
2. I am sending you an email

 

[Kodieboy]

arrrrrr my secret lol

okey dokey