Hot Celebrity Sons

[kgmets]

Today in the news, we have the story of Track Palin, the 28 year old son of former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin being arrested for assault charges against his own father. It is unfortunate and it is not the first time that Track has been charged with violence. However, every time I see his picture with the news stories, I think of how good looking he is. And so I am adding him to my list of hot celebrity sons. I guess it proves once again that beauty is only skin deep. He obviously has problems but the kid is cute!!!

And I think this is him, but not 100% sure!

OK, the pics convinced me. Offer him a scene in Broke Straight Boys

 

[tampa24]

While not a celebrity son, I always found Levi Johnston to be one of the most attractive figures to come out of the dysfunctional Palin family. They once tried to portray Levi Johnston as being the true ne'er do well, white trash character who came from a bad family. They roundly criticized him for using his 15 seconds of fame to cash in by doing the Playgirl shoot. Then Sarah Plain herself skipped out on her responsibilities and resigned as governor of a state purely for the sake of cashing in on paid cable political consultant jobs. Time has shown that people who live in glasses houses shouldn't throw stones. haha The Palin's aren't looking so perfect and virtuous now either. Given a choice between hanging out with Track or hanging out with Levi...based on the little I can see from here, Levi wins. haha

 

[tampa24]

 

[mikeyank]

Indeed Tampa, when researching for the pics of Track last week, the pics of Levi came up again in my google search. What a classless bunch, The Palins and their group. I do believe that it was John McCain's biggest mistake in his campaign to let himself get drawn into having her running as his VP candidate.

 

[Repareur]

Indeed Tampa, when researching for the pics of Track last week, the pics of Levi came up again in my google search. What a classless bunch, The Palins and their group. I do believe that it was John McCain's biggest mistake in his campaign to let himself get drawn into having her running as his VP candidate.

Exactly, trash trash, there is such a race to the bottom in today’s politics. I’m sure the founding fathers never invisioned reality TV or there would have been a clause banning Reality stars from running. Of course Sarah wasn’t one yet but she brought the genre live to the campaign. What a disaster. I fault his staff for apparently not vetting her at all.

 

[mikeyank]

Exactly, trash trash, there is such a race to the bottom in today’s politics. I’m sure the founding fathers never invisioned reality TV or there would have been a clause banning Reality stars from running. Of course Sarah wasn’t one yet but she brought the genre live to the campaign. What a disaster. I fault his staff for apparently not vetting her at all.

I try very hard not to get political on this site anymore, even in this non-porn section, but I couldn't agree with you more Rep. Especially looking back now and discovering that Sarah and her clan were only the forerunners of what was to come eight years later as Reality TV met US Politics.

 

[tampa24]

You'll get no disagreement from me on that, guys. haha

But maybe back to our regular programming on this thread? lol

 

[kgmets]

While not a celebrity son, I always found Levi Johnston to be one of the most attractive figures to come out of the dysfunctional Palin family. They once tried to portray Levi Johnston as being the true ne'er do well, white trash character who came from a bad family. They roundly criticized him for using his 15 seconds of fame to cash in by doing the Playgirl shoot. Then Sarah Plain herself skipped out on her responsibilities and resigned as governor of a state purely for the sake of cashing in on paid cable political consultant jobs. Time has shown that people who live in glasses houses shouldn't throw stones. haha The Palin's aren't looking so perfect and virtuous now either. Given a choice between hanging out with Track or hanging out with Levi...based on the little I can see from here, Levi wins. haha

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After the 2008 presidential election, there was an amusing and hot gay porn parody movie about Levi Johnson. As i recall, the title had " . . . Levi's Johnson" in it.

 

[Repareur]

After the 2008 presidential election, there was an amusing and hot gay porn parody movie about Levi Johnson. As i recall, the title had " . . . Levi's Johnson" in it.

Our dick detectives need to find that one!

 

[tampa24]

After the 2008 presidential election, there was an amusing and hot gay porn parody movie about Levi Johnson. As i recall, the title had " . . . Levi's Johnson" in it.

While not a huge fan of fictional gay erotica myself. I'd love to read it if anyone can find a link.

 

[mikeyank]

While not a huge fan of fictional gay erotica myself. I'd love to read it if anyone can find a link.

Not very dificult Tampa. A click and type a title on google is all it takes.

Google the title and there are several links!

Gay Porn Preview: GETTING LEVI’S JOHNSON (Jet Set Men)

 

[tampa24]

Oh, I misunderstood. I thought it was gay fiction or gay literotica. lol

 

[kgmets]

Not very dificult Tampa. A click and type a title on google is all it takes.

Google the title and there are several links!

Gay Porn Preview: GETTING LEVI’S JOHNSON (Jet Set Men)

That is very much the gay parody movie to which I was referring. Good work finding it!

 

[kgmets]

Tim Van Patten

He played the role of a high school basketball player named Mario 'Salami' Pettrino. I wonder why they called him "Salami"????? lololol

As I get older I do tend to forget some things, but others I do remember and the name Van Patten rings a bell in me like Pavlov's Dog! lolol

Re the "Salami" nickname, I'm guessing that only his basketball teammates in the locker room showers with him know the answer to that one.

 

[kgmets]

Thanks for the support Scott. I'm glad to see that I'm not the only "perv" who watched that show for the same reason. lololol

It reminds me that when I purchased my first VCR, the first program I taped was Dallas as that was when Christopher Atkins was appearing as Sue Ellen's young lover and I taped it and freeze framed and played his scenes back over and over. I'm so bad!!!!

I preferred watching Christopher Atkins in "The Blue Lagoon", where he ditched the speedo and swam in the nude with his beautiful cock swaying back and forth in the water.

 

[tampa24]

I preferred watching Christopher Atkins in "The Blue Lagoon", where he ditched the speedo and swam in the nude with his beautiful cock swaying back and forth in the water.

Those were the days!! lol

I'd still do him now, because he once looked like that. haha

 

[Repareur]

Was it really Arnold? He has rough, almost stone-like features. The son's refined good looks come from his Mother who carries both the Kennedy good look genes as well as the Shriver genes which are predominant. Her father was hot and so are her brothers. I taught them in sunday school when they were teenagers.

That’s really neat. I hope you thought them some useful stuff. I woukd have offered private lessons. Lol. My sisters old house backed up to the playground of the Catholic school where Bobbies kids went in McLene. It woukd be a very small world if this was the church.

 

[mikeyank]

John Bouvier Kennedy "Jack" Schlossberg

This is the 25 year old son of Caroline Kennedy, President John F. Kennedy's grandson. Damn those Kennedy's produce some beautiful sons!!!!

 

[Repareur]

This is the 25 year old son of Caroline Kennedy, President John F. Kennedy's grandson. Damn those Kennedy's produce some beautiful sons!!!!

I bet he has a big one.

 

[kgmets]

I bet he has a big one.

Perhaps some "show and tell" would be in order.