Delicious Delimma by the cupful!
So then Cumrag, what you you think of Ryan's dilema in the Ryan and Tyler scene? Do you enjoy cum that much??
Undie
Dear Undie,
Looking at the long and short of your question and my as yet unfilled 1000+ word response, I guess my answer will have to first consider the Tyler and Ryan saga you are talking about. Primarily, your reference is to the mythical cupful of steaming gizz jointly produced and deposited by Tyler and Ryan. To date, I do not believe this foaming treat has yet been duplicated, much less presented to any other
Broke Straight Boys model as some monetarily rewarded challenge or some rite of passage.
Well I think it is an absolutely delectable and delicious aperitif, if followed immediately by French wine and French Brie cheese on, you guessed it, real and crusty French bread.
I really don't exactly know whose idea it was to abuse a hotel glass so. The filming took place in a hotel room and not on the already cum loaded and infamous
Broke Straight Boys futon. Therefore, I have to assume this was improvised to avoid staining the sofa used in the shoot. What particularly adds to this dilemma is that Ryan (as a newbie to
Broke Straight Boys and a personal high school classmate of Tyler) was later on shown to be a "total germophobe" of the highest order with the subsequent episode featuring Nelson and Ryan. Ryan, with his back on the legendary
Broke Straight Boys futon, was the beneficiary of Nelson's generous and messy cumshot to Ryan's chest. It all but paralyzed poor Ryan with understandable germophobic anxiety and feelings of complete and utter disgust.
Now, getting back to the Tyler & Ryan episode (knowing Ryan's fear of germs), I found it a suspenseful filming moment that had me truly on the edge of my seat. Ryan had a few unsuccessful attempts in downing the cum-filled glass, holding it to his lips, and then he gasped followed by both Tyler and Ryan uncontrollable laughter. Then, because a bonus was at stake, Ryan did the absolute unforgettable in that he turned up the end of the cum-filled glass, emptying the contents in his mouth, and then quickly expelled the now angry swimmers unceremoniously back into the glass. I don't blame Ryan or anybody for finding it a little bit daunting swallowing one’s own cum for the first time. Let’s face it, having your own swimmers in your mouth seems almost incestuous, superficially speaking. However, having a cum cocktail with the likes of genuine "Tyler" swimmers intermingled, well it seems a bit blasphemous that Tyler's Sacramental creamy load shall meet their ultimate fate in some industrial quality dishwasher, rather that in some appreciative and like-minded soul's oral or anal orifice. At this point, it becomes a sad, sad waste of perfectly good DNA. However, I was always taught not to cry over spilled milk!
In summary, one of my all time favorite
Broke Straight Boys scenes is when Ricky is going down on a now mesmerized and weakened
Logan and, even with
Logan's pre-emptive warning, Ricky failed to take heed quickly enough and so
Logan's swimmers could no longer contain themselves. They abandoned ship and went into the next available vessel, namely Ricky's mouth and cheeks. I called it a home run of the greatest magnitude taken, as one would say reflectively, for the team.
My own cum guzzling is much more limited than one would suspect and/or probably desire. Yes, I hate to disappoint my audience. Even so, with its rarity in my case, the overwhelming sense of euphoria becoming one with this molten hot load is transformative to the ultimate extent. When people have a near-death experience they see bright white lights. I too have seen the same white lights aimed directly at the back of my highly receptive tonsils. I am quite sure this ethereal glow emanating from these well meaning swimmers is purposeful and the heat radiating from their arms is totally embracing one's innermost being with love and unconditional acceptance.
Simply put in answer to your question Undie,
I do love cum! Part 2 of your question asks
do you enjoy cum that much? For the record, I am not some "cumpig" having no definable standards. But in answer to second query Undie, I have to answer with all humility and consideration of who is the rightful donor(s) for me,
Therefore, definitely my answer is an unqualified YES! Parenthetically, I remember to this day being the recipient of three meaningful loads without benefit of alcohol or other pharmaceutical substances and from the same straight guy all in one night! Driving home without the benefit of my now superfluous headlights was a snap and with no unwanted ticket be spoiling the evening's festivities.
PS Please Note: You be your own judge as to your "Safe Sex practices" and don't necessarily follow my lead. After all, it is all in who you know!