WEll, I collect 4 things.
1. I collect old coins. I haVe many coins form the late 1800s, up to about the 1950s.
2. I collect ashtrays. There are so many beautiful ashtrays. I have one that is in the shape of an elephant, with the names Nixon-Agnew on it. Obviously, made during their Presidential race.
3. I collect elephants. I have a herd of about 500 elephants that I haVe collected over the last 40 years. Made of every possible metal, glass, and wood, my elephants cover everything imaginable. All my friends and relatives know of my collection and they all go out of their way to bring me exotic elephant figurines from all over the world. For example, I haVe a birdbath outside of an elephant (about 800# worth); I also have bedsheets with elephant designs; also have elephant place mats and elephant napkin rings. Needless to say,I have pictures, paintings, and postcards of elephants. I have commissioned a special urn (elephant) to hold my ashes when I am gone. Excessive? Perhaps, lol.
4. Last and most important, I have spent my life collecting men. Some of you have read my stories, "Tales of Lust and Seduction". These are based on true life experiences I have been fortunate to live. These stories, and many, many more, will be part of a collection that I will one day publish.