"Tradition"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX-zTAgK5HA
OK, I am jealous. "I wish I were a rich man."
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Dave, This Cupcake's For You
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"Tradition"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX-zTAgK5HA
OK, I am jealous. "I wish I were a rich man."
GreatLakes2
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What Jewish sitcom would be complete without a special Christmas episode?
We could go with the tried and true with a twist on A Christmas Carol.
We show a stingy side of Dave where he starts to treat the models poorly and refuses to the pay the prices he negotiated. The audience is brought to tears when on Christmas Eve he turns away a model named Tiny Tim, just because he lived up to (or down to) his name. We see Tim walking home with his crutch.
Sophie has put up a huge Christmas tree for the sake of her 'grandson' Tyler. "Ma, he's not related to you!" "Good thing too. You ARE related to me and I'll tell ya, it ain't all sunshine and rainbows. ...Well, OK, there are some rainbows."
"Ma, what's with these decorations? Why is baby Jesus in Barbie's Malibu Beach House?" "I found the house in the attic with your sister's things that she never moved out. What do I know from Christmas?"
"And you can't put the Star of David on top of the tree." "Oh listen to you. Like you are ready to convert. I remember the first time you saw a Priest swing the incense around and you yelled out, 'Father, your purse is on fire.!'"
Dave goes to bed and it visited by the ghost of gay porn past played by Jeff Stryker. Jeff shows Dave his humble beginnings as we see a young Dave sneaking into an adult arcade to see the silent 8mm movies in the arcade, back when glory holes still had some glory. He realizes his mission to bring quality gay porn to an audience that loves him.
Tossing and turning in bed, Dave's next visitor is the ghost of gay porn present. Austin Grant takes Dave on a trip top see how his models really live and how they have to make daily decisions on whether to use their last few dollars on food or a great hair cut.
The Ghost of gay porn yet to come (played by the youngest Jonas brother) shows the future of the studio. All the models are pudgy and can be convinced to blow another guy for $10 and box of Little Debbie Swiss Rolls. Dave goes to his office, but his name plate is gone and the man behind the desk is ...Dustin. (Note: I have no opinion on the Dustin controversy one way or the other; I only mention him because he is talked about a lot here.)
Dave is shocked awake and runs to the window and shouts down to a passerby (played by Miss Pebbles but we never see her face, just see Dave shouting to someone off camera) to go find Tiny Tim. Dave shoots the episode with Tiny Tim and it turns out that he was a grower, not a show-er. As the Christmas Miracle expands, we discover that Tim uses that crutch mainly for counter balance.
The whole cast joins hands and sings 'O Come All Ye Faithful.'
We could go with the tried and true with a twist on A Christmas Carol.
We show a stingy side of Dave where he starts to treat the models poorly and refuses to the pay the prices he negotiated. The audience is brought to tears when on Christmas Eve he turns away a model named Tiny Tim, just because he lived up to (or down to) his name. We see Tim walking home with his crutch.
Sophie has put up a huge Christmas tree for the sake of her 'grandson' Tyler. "Ma, he's not related to you!" "Good thing too. You ARE related to me and I'll tell ya, it ain't all sunshine and rainbows. ...Well, OK, there are some rainbows."
"Ma, what's with these decorations? Why is baby Jesus in Barbie's Malibu Beach House?" "I found the house in the attic with your sister's things that she never moved out. What do I know from Christmas?"
"And you can't put the Star of David on top of the tree." "Oh listen to you. Like you are ready to convert. I remember the first time you saw a Priest swing the incense around and you yelled out, 'Father, your purse is on fire.!'"
Dave goes to bed and it visited by the ghost of gay porn past played by Jeff Stryker. Jeff shows Dave his humble beginnings as we see a young Dave sneaking into an adult arcade to see the silent 8mm movies in the arcade, back when glory holes still had some glory. He realizes his mission to bring quality gay porn to an audience that loves him.
Tossing and turning in bed, Dave's next visitor is the ghost of gay porn present. Austin Grant takes Dave on a trip top see how his models really live and how they have to make daily decisions on whether to use their last few dollars on food or a great hair cut.
The Ghost of gay porn yet to come (played by the youngest Jonas brother) shows the future of the studio. All the models are pudgy and can be convinced to blow another guy for $10 and box of Little Debbie Swiss Rolls. Dave goes to his office, but his name plate is gone and the man behind the desk is ...Dustin. (Note: I have no opinion on the Dustin controversy one way or the other; I only mention him because he is talked about a lot here.)
Dave is shocked awake and runs to the window and shouts down to a passerby (played by Miss Pebbles but we never see her face, just see Dave shouting to someone off camera) to go find Tiny Tim. Dave shoots the episode with Tiny Tim and it turns out that he was a grower, not a show-er. As the Christmas Miracle expands, we discover that Tim uses that crutch mainly for counter balance.
The whole cast joins hands and sings 'O Come All Ye Faithful.'
