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Cocktails, anyone? It's always Happy Hour somewhere!

Busted my balls to find an image of the real thing...

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and the fruits of your labor look delicious :) smoochkas, darling!
 
Have you ever heard of Alien's Urine:
1/2 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1 oz coconut rum
1 part sweet and sour mix
1 part orange juice

This drink is ideally made in a 16 ounce glass, but can also be made in a Collins glass. The drink is served on the rocks. Add the Midori, Malibo, and Schnaps. Add juices. Shake in a tin. Garnish with either two cherries or with a kiwi wheel.

Read more: Alien Urine recipe http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink790.html#ixzz2Q8UO1rSZ

Sounds like it would knock a girl's panties right off! ;)
 
You really bring out the best in me sweetheart:smiley-love001:....


Hmmmm. Powdered sugar, eh? That semen sure does whip up into a nice frothy concoction! Still don't think I could drink a semen cocktail! XXXO
 
Hmmmm. Powdered sugar, eh? That semen sure does whip up into a nice frothy concoction! Still don't think I could drink a semen cocktail! XXXO

Nor would I, only fresh from the pump! (After I looked deep into his dark brown eyes, and my fingers caressed his black hair... and pubes...)
 
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What's in a swimming pool?

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What's in a swimming pool?

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Swimming Pool
1 scoop crushed ice
1/4 oz sweet cream
3/4 oz cream of coconut
2 oz pineapple juice
3/4 oz vodka
1 1/2 oz light rum
1/4 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
 
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