Catchy or witty quotes and or phrases

[louis33705]

There is a quote, I believe from Confucius, that my mother-in-law taught me and I just love it. I have used it so many times.

"It is better to be thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt!"

Any of you forumites have any favorites to share?

 

[another1]

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize what you heard is not what I really meant.

 

[Ambivalent]

"Either this wallpaper goes, or I do".


~ Oscar Wilde, upon his deathbed, in Paris: November 30, 1900.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPwnbQ8eV3k

 

[Ambivalent]

"You don't need big boobs, to be feminine - look at Liberace!" ~ Joan Rivers ;-)

* "Cement mixer ~ Liberace: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob6Y6D9BuM4