My gayer tells me that he's a plump, juicy bottom who likes it rough and whoops and hollers when a young Texas cowboy digs his spurs into his plump little ass! Yee hah! Ride him, cowboy!
What a terrible dilemma. You'd kind of want a gay presidential candidate to win. If he could just go back to being a Democrat and take on the concept of Darwinism...
We started out talking about the Brokies' Politics. What about Spiderman's?