Once again, we are so simpatico Mikey!
I agree with everything you said except for one thing and that is I am not prejuduced aganist red heads. While I am not particularly attracted to them, I am not put off by them either.
One of my more memorable encounters with a straight guy was a red head named Peter (not made up, I swear), I was 24 he was 19. We were hanging out at my house, getting a buzz on and he needed to use the john. I always keep a good supply of straight porn magazines under the bathroom sink for all my straight friends to enjoy while in there, and Peter had found the stash. When he finally came out of the bathroom, he had an obvious bulge in his pants which only seemed bigger when he plopped down next to me on the couch, all stretched out. He kind of squirmed around a bit trying to conceal and straighten out his straining cock, to the point that I had to make mention of how huge it looked in his pants, which is always a huge ego boost to a straight guy. I asked him if he had ever measured it and he surprisingly said no.
He then made it twitch a few times in his pants as I had suggested and I could not help myself and I reached over and cupped it with my hand which freaked him out at first. After a few minutes of me rubbing it thru his pants, I went for broke and undid his pants and stuck my hand down his pants, grasping his very hard and very swollen cock and gently stroking it. By the time I pulled his boxers down to expose his rock hard cock, the head was glistening with precum. Now there is only one thing I like better than the taste of straight boy cock, and that is the taste of straight boy precum and I went straight for it, I gave that straight boy the best blow job he had ever had in his life (his words) and he squirted a load that would make MikeR envious. We remain friends to this day, but we never repeated what we did that night, and we both attributed it to being "curious and a little buzzed."
But other than that, I agree with you all the way Mikey!! - J