Bedroom Etiquette

[Kodieboy]

Now, that is what I call etiquette. I usually don't bottom too much, but when I do I can tell you if they don't do it right; I am sure flip them over and show them how to. LOL I always love to cuddle afterward regardless...

I say we all go to the Jaymans for a Cuddle .... and maybe

 

[tampa24]

I am going to say right here in public how I feel. I like wild wall banging crazy passionate rock and roll sex. Afterwards i like to have my partner put his head on my chest and stroke, pet and talk If he turns his back to me I assume we are moving on to a back door encounter I have sometimes demanded that someone get the hell back here LOL only in jest...sort of/ I like total participation

Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!! LOL

 

[tampa24]

Thanks Slim, Lester, Kodie, Tampa and Gary. This is turning into one of the more interesting afternoons I have had in quite some time. So far, it seems we all like a little cuddle/pillow time with our vanilla pudding, eh? I say that because I can't imagine that too many leather men are into the whole touchy feely scene, after sex, or am I wrong? Anybody?I mean, I have trouble getting warm and fuzzy when someone has tied me up, blinfolded me, spanked me good, poured hot wax on me, and.... brb!

Whats wrong Marky? Did something come up while you were pondering that?

Yeah it must be hard to smooch and cuddle with that giant plastic ball strapped into one's mouth.

 

[tampa24]

Now, that is what I call etiquette. I usually don't bottom too much, but when I do I can tell you if they don't do it right; I am sure flip them over and show them how to. LOL I always love to cuddle afterward regardless...

That's what I did wrong. I should have had one of my first experiences with you Jayman. You'd have done it right! LOL

 

[Kodieboy]

How far apart do u 2 live ?

 

[tampa24]

How far apart do u 2 live ?

Tooo Farrrr....

 

[Jayman01]

I say we all go to the Jaymans for a Cuddle .... and maybe

No that is a game I can get into. Not sure how to get out of it without my chiropractor though. LOL

 

[Jayman01]

Tooo Farrrr....

Close enough to really care but not quite close enough to do it right.

 

[Markymark]

Oh hey, I'm back. WOW! Deja vu all over again. Talking about being tied up and spanked, apparently still does it for me, even if the only thing in the house to cuddle with right now is a dog. I miss Carl! Hurry home, baby!

Oh,BTW, Tampa, turn off that spy camera. or how did you know about the ball gag?

 

[Kodieboy]

Does daddy visit the site mummy........ if so why hasnt he said hello to all us kids..

if he doesnt............ I hate to tell you this .......... he wont hearrr you

 

[Jayman01]

Oh hey, I'm back. WOW! Deja vu all over again. Talking about being tied up and spanked, apparently still does it for me, even if the only thing in the house to cuddle with right now is a dog. I miss Carl! Hurry home, baby!

Oh,BTW, Tampa, turn off that spy camera. or how did you know about the ball gag?

Shhhhh! He doesn't have a spy camera. He has a crystal ball.

 

[Jayman01]

If you wake up in the middle of the night and can’t get back to sleep, be courteous and try not to wake your partner up. One tired person in a relationship the next day can be difficult, but two can be disastrous!

If you can’t sleep:

1) Do not toss and turn as if you’re angry with the bed. Your partner can feel that.

2) Fluffing and slamming pillows only increases the heart rate making it even more difficult to sleep. I don’t believe outward aggression is the answer in this circumstance.

3) Doctors do advise you to get up and read. Please do so somewhere other than the bedroom. Turning the light on will wake your partner. This holds true for the TV too.

4) No heavy sighs or huffs and puffs. In spite of what you may think, your partner will not give you sympathy if you wake them up.

5) If your snoring wakes you, it will wake your partner as well. Try applying breath strips to your nose or discuss other alternatives with your doctor.

6) If you can’t control a coughing fit, find another room to sleep in.

7) If Fido asks you to take him out, don’t wake your partner to tell them. Just get up quietly and take the dog out. Celebration with the dog is not required upon your return either.

8) If it’s too hot, too cold, or you have to use the restroom, find a solution on your own. It does not take a rocket scientist or your partner to figure these problems out.

If you have something sweet and romantic to tell your partner, then by all means, go ahead and wake them up! I’m sure they won’t mind!

 

[Kodieboy]

Tampie........... this lady feels let down too

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving
together They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his
apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled
with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the
bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully
placed in rows covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into
organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf,
medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge,
enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it
strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection of
Teddy Bears but doesn't mention this to him and actually is quite impressed
by his sensitive side.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she
finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe
he could be the future father my children?"

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's
clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds
with more passion, more creativity, and more heat than she has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over,
gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her
eyes, and says:


"Help yourself to any prize on the middle shelf"

 

[Jayman01]

Tampie........... this lady feels let down too

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving
together They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his
apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled
with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the
bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully
placed in rows covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into
organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf,
medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge,
enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it
strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection of
Teddy Bears but doesn't mention this to him and actually is quite impressed
by his sensitive side.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she
finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe
he could be the future father my children?"

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's
clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds
with more passion, more creativity, and more heat than she has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over,
gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her
eyes, and says:


"Help yourself to any prize on the middle shelf"

It sure beats my old line of: "Thank you, I believe we are done here. Now, clean up your mess and get out of here!" LOL I guess I was kind of a heartless bastard in those days. LOL Nah! I was just young and crazy....

 

[Kodieboy]

If you wake up in the middle of the night and can’t get back to sleep, be courteous and try not to wake your partner up. One tired person in a relationship the next day can be difficult, but two can be disastrous!

If you can’t sleep:

1) Do not toss and turn as if you’re angry with the bed. Your partner can feel that.

2) Fluffing and slamming pillows only increases the heart rate making it even more difficult to sleep. I don’t believe outward aggression is the answer in this circumstance.

3) Doctors do advise you to get up and read. Please do so somewhere other than the bedroom. Turning the light on will wake your partner. This holds true for the TV too.

4) No heavy sighs or huffs and puffs. In spite of what you may think, your partner will not give you sympathy if you wake them up.

5) If your snoring wakes you, it will wake your partner as well. Try applying breath strips to your nose or discuss other alternatives with your doctor.

6) If you can’t control a coughing fit, find another room to sleep in.

7) If Fido asks you to take him out, don’t wake your partner to tell them. Just get up quietly and take the dog out. Celebration with the dog is not required upon your return either.

8) If it’s too hot, too cold, or you have to use the restroom, find a solution on your own. It does not take a rocket scientist or your partner to figure these problems out.

If you have something sweet and romantic to tell your partner, then by all means, go ahead and wake them up! I’m sure they won’t mind!

I would love to be yr partner for 1 week........ with thiis list of donts that i would of course doooooooo..

 

[Jayman01]

Humm! I can be an Angel too. LOL

 

[tampa24]

If you wake up in the middle of the night and can’t get back to sleep, be courteous and try not to wake your partner up. One tired person in a relationship the next day can be difficult, but two can be disastrous!

If you can’t sleep:

1) Do not toss and turn as if you’re angry with the bed. Your partner can feel that.

2) Fluffing and slamming pillows only increases the heart rate making it even more difficult to sleep. I don’t believe outward aggression is the answer in this circumstance.

3) Doctors do advise you to get up and read. Please do so somewhere other than the bedroom. Turning the light on will wake your partner. This holds true for the TV too.

4) No heavy sighs or huffs and puffs. In spite of what you may think, your partner will not give you sympathy if you wake them up.

5) If your snoring wakes you, it will wake your partner as well. Try applying breath strips to your nose or discuss other alternatives with your doctor.

6) If you can’t control a coughing fit, find another room to sleep in.

7) If Fido asks you to take him out, don’t wake your partner to tell them. Just get up quietly and take the dog out. Celebration with the dog is not required upon your return either.

8) If it’s too hot, too cold, or you have to use the restroom, find a solution on your own. It does not take a rocket scientist or your partner to figure these problems out.

If you have something sweet and romantic to tell your partner, then by all means, go ahead and wake them up! I’m sure they won’t mind!

I think this list is great. It makes humorous suggestions for real life issues.

I remember another issue that I was told by a friend in college. He said that after his BF came after sex that he (the BF) had to immediately get out of bed to clean up the splatter. Even if it was just his own. He couldn't stand to have it touching his body. I can understand wanting to clean it up. You certainly don't want to leave it there till next week. But again it kind of ruins the moment if you can't wait a couple minutes at least to enjoy the afterglow with your partner. As I think about it I'm sure there are lots of neatfreaks out there who would agree with the BF. What do you guys think?

 

[Kodieboy]

Ive heard of people being like yr friends,friend....... but id have hated peter to be like that. i dont think i could have handled it.

 

[Markymark]

5) If your snoring wakes you, it will wake your partner as well. Try applying breath strips to your nose or discuss other alternatives with your doctor.

Please Guys, I cannot emphasize enough that if you have a partner, if either of you snore excessively, or if your snoring wakes either of you up, PLEASE see a specialist. There is a condition called Sleep Apnea which can be moderate to severe. In its moderate form, it may only disturb your sleep occasionally. But, left untreated, it can progress to the point where you can be deprived of sufficient oxygen to survive. You may actually stop breathing for extended periods of time, Severe organ, and tissue damage can result in early death, as well as the onset of several other sleep deprivation illnesses. I know. I speak from experience Carl saved my life. He told my doctor that I snored too much. Tests showed that I already had signifigant damage at the age of 45. Thank God it can be reversed. There are several ways to treat the condition, but over the counter sprays and strips areby far the least effective.

The solution for me was using a face mask. Others have had surgical intervention. Some have had to use a nasal cannula, but anything is better than the alternative.

Once again Jayman, I find myself thanking you for bringing up another important health issue.

Listen to your mother!

 

[tampa24]

Please Guys, I cannot emphasize enough that if you have a partner, if either of you snore excessively, or if your snoring wakes either of you up, PLEASE see a specialist. There is a condition called Sleep Apnea which can be moderate to severe. In its moderate form, it may only disturb your sleep occasionally. But, left untreated, it can progress to the point where you can be deprived of sufficient oxygen to survive. You may actually stop breathing for extended periods of time, Severe organ, and tissue damage can result in early death, as well as the onset of several other sleep deprivation illnesses. I know. I speak from experience Carl saved my life. He told my doctor that I snored too much. Tests showed that I already had signifigant damage at the age of 45. Thank God it can be reversed. There are several ways to treat the condition, but over the counter sprays and strips areby far the least effective.

The solution for me was using a face mask. Others have had surgical intervention. Some have had to use a nasal cannula, but anything is better than the alternative.

Once again Jayman, I find myself thanking you for bringing up another important health issue.

Listen to your mother!

I had always heard that those C Pap machines (Sp?) were very noisy and disrupted the sleep of the wearer as well as the partner sleeping next to them. Usually forcing couples to sleep in separate rooms. A neighbor showed me his just yesterday and I couldn't believe how quiet it was. So the technology is improving. Many people need the machines and aren't aware of it.